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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2020, 03:39:57 PM »
In Southern California there is a lot of skaters and filmers that do this.  Bike locking spots, bunch of dorks. I’ve tried to air out a couple people on here about doing it.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2020, 03:52:24 PM »
as lame as berra is, at least he never did this to the rails behind sawcon
:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2020, 03:57:33 PM »
Grants photo looks much better. Loose without being sloppy.


it looks better because the building in the background was knocked down and there's a clean background to contrast against GT

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2020, 03:59:32 PM »
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Grants photo looks much better. Loose without being sloppy.
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it looks better because the building in the background was knocked down and there's a clean background to contrast against GT

Rumor has it Elijah tore the building down thinking it would ruin the juxtaposition of any photo taken there after his.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2020, 04:04:28 PM »
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Grants photo looks much better. Loose without being sloppy.
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it looks better because the building in the background was knocked down and there's a clean background to contrast against GT

That’s true, but I should’ve said form instead of photo. Berle looks bent over and stiff holding onto that heel lock for the 5050. Grant looks like he’s blasting through the curve without a care in the world.
Don’t dip your head in or your board will end up behind you

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2020, 04:08:04 PM »
I really like Berle but that is some seriously wack shit

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2020, 04:09:22 PM »
This is why this messageboard sucks. So much virtue signalling and tearing apart a decent kid. Why not rip on Nyjah for dressing like a rapist? Leave this  kid alone. It's pretty weak and hypocritical to rip on this guy, and then glorify all the freaks that have even stranger shit going on. Act all open minded, but just a bunch of bully fuckwad jocks.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2020, 04:10:39 PM »
That’s some Birdhouse KOTR shit right there

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2020, 04:11:39 PM »
This is why this messageboard sucks. So much virtue signalling and tearing apart a decent kid. Why not rip on Nyjah for dressing like a rapist? Leave this  kid alone. It's pretty weak and hypocritical to rip on this guy, and then glorify all the freaks that have even stranger shit going on. Act all open minded, but just a bunch of bully fuckwad jocks.

There's room to rip on them both you fucking wiener.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2020, 04:13:19 PM »
I really like Berle but that is some seriously wack shit
No it's not. Nyjah is some seriously wack shit. This doesn't compare.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2020, 04:16:01 PM »
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I really like Berle but that is some seriously wack shit
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No it's not. Nyjah is some seriously wack shit. This doesn't compare.

guess you better let them know war is coming right you dork

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2020, 04:16:39 PM »
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I really like Berle but that is some seriously wack shit
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No it's not. Nyjah is some seriously wack shit. This doesn't compare.

They’re not mutually exclusive.  Go back to colonizing the bike polo courts

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2020, 04:18:18 PM »
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This is why this messageboard sucks. So much virtue signalling and tearing apart a decent kid. Why not rip on Nyjah for dressing like a rapist? Leave this  kid alone. It's pretty weak and hypocritical to rip on this guy, and then glorify all the freaks that have even stranger shit going on. Act all open minded, but just a bunch of bully fuckwad jocks.
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There's room to rip on them both you fucking wiener.
I guess so, I could drop some cash on some u locks and skatestopper tools. Maybe it should be a thing to nob your shit when your done. Not my fault you don't got a grinder or a nob removal kit. Just sounds like berles working on his nob game. Trying to preserve his spots like someone putting chains in their mini ramp. Get some bolt cutters.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2020, 04:19:14 PM »
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I really like Berle but that is some seriously wack shit
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No it's not. Nyjah is some seriously wack shit. This doesn't compare.
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guess you better let them know war is coming right you dork
Cky enthusiast? Who is the dork?

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2020, 04:19:34 PM »
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This is why this messageboard sucks. So much virtue signalling and tearing apart a decent kid. Why not rip on Nyjah for dressing like a rapist? Leave this  kid alone. It's pretty weak and hypocritical to rip on this guy, and then glorify all the freaks that have even stranger shit going on. Act all open minded, but just a bunch of bully fuckwad jocks.
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There's room to rip on them both you fucking wiener.
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Just sounds like berles working on his nob game.

I bet you think about Berle working on his knob game all the time. 

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2020, 04:20:02 PM »
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I really like Berle but that is some seriously wack shit
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No it's not. Nyjah is some seriously wack shit. This doesn't compare.
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guess you better let them know war is coming right you dork
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Cky enthusiast? Who is the dork?

you are the dork

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2020, 04:22:26 PM »
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I really like Berle but that is some seriously wack shit
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No it's not. Nyjah is some seriously wack shit. This doesn't compare.
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guess you better let them know war is coming right you dork
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Cky enthusiast? Who is the dork?
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you are the dork
Cky was the stupidest shit ever, and you're an enthusiast. Ok dumbfuck. Whatever you say.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #48 on: December 03, 2020, 04:23:18 PM »
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This is why this messageboard sucks. So much virtue signalling and tearing apart a decent kid. Why not rip on Nyjah for dressing like a rapist? Leave this  kid alone. It's pretty weak and hypocritical to rip on this guy, and then glorify all the freaks that have even stranger shit going on. Act all open minded, but just a bunch of bully fuckwad jocks.
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There's room to rip on them both you fucking wiener.
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Just sounds like berles working on his nob game.
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I bet you think about Berle working on his knob game all the time.
Nope just thought of it about 5 minutes ago.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #49 on: December 03, 2020, 04:46:39 PM »
off topic but i’m looking forward to elijah’s inevitable john shanahan phase in a few years 

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #50 on: December 03, 2020, 04:52:46 PM »
off topic but i’m looking forward to elijah’s inevitable john shanahan phase in a few years
lmaooo just said the same thing yesterday


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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #51 on: December 03, 2020, 04:57:04 PM »
This is why this messageboard sucks. So much virtue signalling and tearing apart a decent kid. Why not rip on Nyjah for dressing like a rapist? Leave this  kid alone. It's pretty weak and hypocritical to rip on this guy, and then glorify all the freaks that have even stranger shit going on. Act all open minded, but just a bunch of bully fuckwad jocks.
"dressing like a rapist" what the fuck hahahaha
you can't make up your mind when it comes to rape condemnation. you bash nyjah, dloy, and david oakley, yet you defended isaac white and chase gabor. at least be consistent
also pretty ironic for you of all people to be talking about being open minded lol


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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #52 on: December 03, 2020, 05:05:35 PM »
as lame as berra is, at least he never did this to the rails behind sawcon

What’s Sawcon?

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #53 on: December 03, 2020, 05:05:42 PM »
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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #54 on: December 03, 2020, 05:08:11 PM »
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as lame as berra is, at least he never did this to the rails behind sawcon
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Sawcon Deez nuts. It's stupid and not his joke

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #55 on: December 03, 2020, 05:09:02 PM »
Had to unignore to even respond to that idiot.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #56 on: December 03, 2020, 05:10:38 PM »
Gardenskater77. Must have ignored him earlier for some legitimate reason.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #57 on: December 03, 2020, 05:11:47 PM »
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as lame as berra is, at least he never did this to the rails behind sawcon
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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #58 on: December 03, 2020, 05:14:54 PM »
Elijah's is more proper, but I bet Grant did it going faster.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #59 on: December 03, 2020, 05:19:30 PM »
Hey sk8bat, this is Elijah Berle and I just wanted to tell you that I don't want you defending me. If we ever meet I'm going to beat you up and jam a bike lock up your pee hole.
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