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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #60 on: December 03, 2020, 05:20:49 PM »
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This is why this messageboard sucks. So much virtue signalling and tearing apart a decent kid. Why not rip on Nyjah for dressing like a rapist? Leave this  kid alone. It's pretty weak and hypocritical to rip on this guy, and then glorify all the freaks that have even stranger shit going on. Act all open minded, but just a bunch of bully fuckwad jocks.
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There's room to rip on them both you fucking wiener.
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Just sounds like berles working on his nob game.
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I bet you think about Berle working on his knob game all the time.
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Nope just thought of it about 5 minutes ago.

Sounds like you think about it every five minutes
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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #61 on: December 03, 2020, 05:25:41 PM »
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I really like Berle but that is some seriously wack shit
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No it's not. Nyjah is some seriously wack shit. This doesn't compare.
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guess you better let them know war is coming right you dork
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Cky enthusiast? Who is the dork?
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you are the dork
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Cky was the stupidest shit ever, and you're an enthusiast. Ok dumbfuck. Whatever you say.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #62 on: December 03, 2020, 05:28:46 PM »
Dude owns a crosley suitcase record player. Of course he fucked up the bike lock.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #63 on: December 03, 2020, 05:30:14 PM »
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This is why this messageboard sucks. So much virtue signalling and tearing apart a decent kid. Why not rip on Nyjah for dressing like a rapist? Leave this  kid alone. It's pretty weak and hypocritical to rip on this guy, and then glorify all the freaks that have even stranger shit going on. Act all open minded, but just a bunch of bully fuckwad jocks.
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There's room to rip on them both you fucking wiener.
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Just sounds like berles working on his nob game.
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I bet you think about Berle working on his knob game all the time.
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Nope just thought of it about 5 minutes ago.
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Sounds like you think about it every five minutes
I'm actually thinking more about ways to nob your mom. She's acting slutty, and can't get the boys to stop riding her.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #64 on: December 03, 2020, 05:34:23 PM »
Dude owns a crosley suitcase record player. Of course he fucked up the bike lock.

Absolutely savage. Hahahaha

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #65 on: December 03, 2020, 05:42:03 PM »
another spot he tried to lock


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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #66 on: December 03, 2020, 05:46:40 PM »
I think it's kind of wack from the point of view that a handrail is for shared use in public space. People do need to use a handrail for support. If someone is vision impaired and can't see a lock on the rail they could get their hand jammed up in it.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #67 on: December 03, 2020, 05:51:43 PM »
It's wack he'd put a lock on it but isn't it also wack to do a trick when you were told someone else already did it and was, presumably, gonna use the trick for a video/photo?

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #68 on: December 03, 2020, 06:23:21 PM »
another spot he tried to lock



Maybe it’s a hockey/fa thing to put locks on rails.

Also as @Lame_Nigga (man I felt so weird typing your name to tag you.) it’s lame to out a lock on it‘a almost just as lame to skate a spot after being told it’s gonna be in a video. Like if it was a local pro thing it be less word but I’d think between pros there would be some sort of understanding.

Also GTs looks way cooler. I wanna be able to 50-50 with my trucks crossed like GT and not all heel side like wack ass Berle.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #69 on: December 03, 2020, 06:23:39 PM »
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Grants photo looks much better. Loose without being sloppy.
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Grant is generally just better imo.

it looks better because the building in the background was knocked down and there's a clean background to contrast against GT

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #70 on: December 03, 2020, 06:41:47 PM »
Gardenskater77. Must have ignored him earlier for some legitimate reason.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #71 on: December 03, 2020, 06:49:23 PM »
I don't get what's so bad about heelside 50s, I kinda like em better.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #72 on: December 03, 2020, 06:54:55 PM »
If you're skating an 8.0 or below, you can heel side lock. If you're skating 8.38 and higher, you should cross lock cause no one is trying to see your wide ass trucks overhanging off the bar. If youre between those sizes you may cross lock or heel lock. This is the way.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #73 on: December 03, 2020, 07:06:38 PM »
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Gardenskater77. Must have ignored him earlier for some legitimate reason.
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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #74 on: December 03, 2020, 07:22:58 PM »
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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #75 on: December 03, 2020, 07:26:39 PM »
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Gardenskater77. Must have ignored him earlier for some legitimate reason.
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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #76 on: December 03, 2020, 07:30:39 PM »

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #77 on: December 03, 2020, 07:47:17 PM »
I had to come on here to say this is not true.
Not even close. I was there.
I’ve actually never even heard Elijah talk about doing something like that.
So let’s move along.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #78 on: December 03, 2020, 07:56:28 PM »
I had to come on here to say this is not true.
Not even close. I was there.
I’ve actually never even heard Elijah talk about doing something like that.
So let’s move along.

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We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #79 on: December 03, 2020, 07:56:36 PM »
I had to come on here to say this is not true.
Not even close. I was there.
I’ve actually never even heard Elijah talk about doing something like that.
So let’s move along.

What happened to you doing the PALs questions? I saw that you were going to do that and was stoked.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #80 on: December 03, 2020, 08:03:25 PM »
This is why this messageboard sucks. So much virtue signalling and tearing apart a decent kid. Why not rip on Nyjah for dressing like a rapist? Leave this  kid alone. It's pretty weak and hypocritical to rip on this guy, and then glorify all the freaks that have even stranger shit going on. Act all open minded, but just a bunch of bully fuckwad jocks.

you support trump huh? you watch ben shapiro and candace owens and shit huh? genuinely curious

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #81 on: December 03, 2020, 08:17:59 PM »
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This is why this messageboard sucks. So much virtue signalling and tearing apart a decent kid. Why not rip on Nyjah for dressing like a rapist? Leave this  kid alone. It's pretty weak and hypocritical to rip on this guy, and then glorify all the freaks that have even stranger shit going on. Act all open minded, but just a bunch of bully fuckwad jocks.
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you support trump huh? you watch ben shapiro and candace owens and shit huh? genuinely curious
No. Not really into politics. Imore into fiction. Ive appropriated the term "virtue signaling" here to address the hipocracy of being all inclusive, yet trying to burn someone at the stake for the way they dress. Elijah Berle is a painted bird.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #82 on: December 03, 2020, 08:30:27 PM »
Back on track. Here's a screen shot from Google Earth that says the imagery was updated Nov 2020.

We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #83 on: December 03, 2020, 08:32:23 PM »

Oh wtf.... sus


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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #84 on: December 03, 2020, 08:33:24 PM »
Even if Elijah did do the bike lock, I saw another photo from Grant Taylor’s sesh and he clearly had bigger things to worry about.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #85 on: December 03, 2020, 08:34:16 PM »
GT?
I've seen some gnarlier rippers on that rail. A while ago.
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #86 on: December 03, 2020, 08:36:47 PM »
Found this too from my homie at the FA warehouse. Weird they'd be hiding this.


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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #87 on: December 03, 2020, 08:46:21 PM »
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I had to come on here to say this is not true.
Not even close. I was there.
I’ve actually never even heard Elijah talk about doing something like that.
So let’s move along.
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Why would he do one now?

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #88 on: December 03, 2020, 08:46:49 PM »
GT?
I've seen some gnarlier rippers on that rail. A while ago.


Gnarlier than GT?

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #89 on: December 03, 2020, 08:49:26 PM »
GT?
I've seen some gnarlier rippers on that rail. A while ago.


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