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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #90 on: December 03, 2020, 09:05:15 PM »
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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #91 on: December 03, 2020, 09:28:16 PM »
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Dude owns a crosley suitcase record player. Of course he fucked up the bike lock.
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Absolutely savage. Hahahaha
For real though, tube preamps and a marble base or get the fuck out.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #92 on: December 03, 2020, 09:30:35 PM »
Kooking it hard, Dylan never did that shit Elijah

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #93 on: December 03, 2020, 09:50:45 PM »
If you're skating an 8.0 or below, you can heel side lock. If you're skating 8.38 and higher, you should cross lock cause no one is trying to see your wide ass trucks overhanging off the bar. If youre between those sizes you may cross lock or heel lock. This is the way.
what the fuck are you talking about

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #94 on: December 03, 2020, 10:13:07 PM »
grant taylor did the same thing to the lock on my sisters chastity belt

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #95 on: December 03, 2020, 10:48:12 PM »
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This is why this messageboard sucks. So much virtue signalling and tearing apart a decent kid. Why not rip on Nyjah for dressing like a rapist? Leave this  kid alone. It's pretty weak and hypocritical to rip on this guy, and then glorify all the freaks that have even stranger shit going on. Act all open minded, but just a bunch of bully fuckwad jocks.
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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #96 on: December 04, 2020, 12:34:58 AM »





blodney never gets any locks

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #97 on: December 04, 2020, 12:40:50 AM »
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If you're skating an 8.0 or below, you can heel side lock. If you're skating 8.38 and higher, you should cross lock cause no one is trying to see your wide ass trucks overhanging off the bar. If youre between those sizes you may cross lock or heel lock. This is the way.
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because it’s way more funny to read the stupid shit you say
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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #98 on: December 04, 2020, 12:51:35 AM »
He really thought he had that one locked in didn’t he

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #99 on: December 04, 2020, 01:43:40 AM »
He really thought he had that one locked in didn’t he

He's really got handrails on lock. etc, etc
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #100 on: December 04, 2020, 01:58:32 AM »
When its a covid lockdown, you put the lock down.
Is it true?  Or did you read it on the slap message board?

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #101 on: December 04, 2020, 01:59:36 AM »
Lock was literally and figuratively upriver. Smfh


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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #102 on: December 04, 2020, 02:47:20 AM »
Everything about the guy is painfully contrived.
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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #103 on: December 04, 2020, 02:51:09 AM »
Found this too from my homie at the FA warehouse. Weird they'd be hiding this.





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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #104 on: December 04, 2020, 03:18:47 AM »
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Found this too from my homie at the FA warehouse. Weird they'd be hiding this.


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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #105 on: December 04, 2020, 03:57:27 AM »
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Found this too from my homie at the FA warehouse. Weird they'd be hiding this.


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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #106 on: December 04, 2020, 04:04:30 AM »
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Found this too from my homie at the FA warehouse. Weird they'd be hiding this.


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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #107 on: December 04, 2020, 04:06:39 AM »
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Found this too from my homie at the FA warehouse. Weird they'd be hiding this.


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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #108 on: December 04, 2020, 04:21:44 AM »
as lame as berra is, at least he never did this to the rails behind sawcon


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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #109 on: December 04, 2020, 04:27:01 AM »
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If you're skating an 8.0 or below, you can heel side lock. If you're skating 8.38 and higher, you should cross lock cause no one is trying to see your wide ass trucks overhanging off the bar. If youre between those sizes you may cross lock or heel lock. This is the way.
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what the fuck are you talking about

I agree with what he's saying.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #110 on: December 04, 2020, 05:30:03 AM »
Wooooow this thread took a turn for the better hahah

I listened to the 9club experience where he talked about his video part. Elijah doesn't seem like the dude to do this. He also talked about his impossible nose manny on the tables that Dylan did. However, they didn't talk about the big nosescrap.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #111 on: December 04, 2020, 05:39:43 AM »
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Found this too from my homie at the FA warehouse. Weird they'd be hiding this.


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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #112 on: December 04, 2020, 05:44:33 AM »
imagine elijah berle locking up his bike somewhere. he probably puts the lock around his handlebars or something.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #113 on: December 04, 2020, 06:27:01 AM »
Is this the lock?




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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #114 on: December 04, 2020, 06:40:58 AM »
His newest sponsor makes a lot more sense now!


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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #115 on: December 04, 2020, 06:41:44 AM »
4 pages about a lock! hahaha! A lock that can easily be taken off. Next time weld it on. lol The hate for this 50s gas station attendant is real!

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #116 on: December 04, 2020, 06:43:26 AM »
If you had said the dentist was a man named ‘Crentist,’ I might have been interested. Otherwise it's just another breeder fuck story.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #117 on: December 04, 2020, 07:13:14 AM »
I enjoy that this became a stylin' on you more than a bitch fest about a lock.

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #118 on: December 04, 2020, 07:48:05 AM »
nigel will front 5-0 this in running shorts no doubt

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Re: Elijah Berle of locking spots
« Reply #119 on: December 04, 2020, 07:55:13 AM »
Baby handrail killed me