one time i managed to convince this girl to come to my friend's house after a bar and started making out with her and took her one titty out, but then she started puking. never saw her again after that.
one time i was making out with this chick in my parents grimey basement and my nose started bleeding all over her face. never saw her again after that.
one time i was fingering this girl when smashed and rammed my brutally soft wang into her vag and thought it seemed very dry. then i realized it was her butthole. saw her again after that and i think it was mutual that it was an honest mistake, but it didnt work out.
one time i took this girl out for dinner at this bomb restaurant, had primo conversation about music and skateboarding, took her to my apartment that was spotless clean and smoked mad primo weed, watched baker deathwish tour, then finger blasted her. she basically just said "i cant have a bf right now. that was nice though, thanks, gtg gg". never saw her again after that. should never have given the blastoise without getting the ekans first.