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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #60 on: December 09, 2020, 03:47:25 PM »
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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #61 on: December 09, 2020, 04:01:00 PM »
Chase Gabor vs Yoon, with flat head/phillips head screwdrivers duct taped to both hands
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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #62 on: December 09, 2020, 04:15:51 PM »
Borra and Mikey Taylor must battle it out in a back alley academic decathlon. .

The best part is that no matter who wins, they'd both lose because it would show that they are both completely incompetent, despite their insane arrogance.

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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #63 on: December 09, 2020, 04:19:11 PM »
sinner vs fetty potter
My hass is out

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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #64 on: December 09, 2020, 04:40:25 PM »
Two of my favorite skaters but I gotta say it...

Kelch vs. Oyola
Well I have like 9 Andy Anderson dated flight decks.

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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #65 on: December 09, 2020, 04:51:14 PM »
Felipe Gustavo vs. Leticia's friendzone

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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #66 on: December 09, 2020, 05:20:10 PM »
Bo Turner vs Biebel

I win either way

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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #67 on: December 09, 2020, 06:13:38 PM »
Nyjah Huston vs Jeremy rogers

I guess there’s an actual beef there and Rogers has challenged him to a boxing match/game of skate ppv winner gets the profits

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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #68 on: December 09, 2020, 06:25:36 PM »
Nyjah Huston vs Jeremy rogers

I guess there’s an actual beef there and Rogers has challenged him to a boxing match/game of skate ppv winner gets the profits

I'd pay to watch this one.

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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #69 on: December 09, 2020, 06:27:27 PM »
Two of my favorite skaters but I gotta say it...

Kelch vs. Oyola

This is great and hurts my feelings at the same time

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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #70 on: December 09, 2020, 06:34:23 PM »
Jagger Eaton vs Torey Pudwill. Windmilling is the only allowed move.

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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #71 on: December 09, 2020, 07:10:43 PM »
Shane heyl vs jerry gurney

Gangster sk8r vs rocker sk8r battle for the ages
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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #72 on: December 09, 2020, 07:13:28 PM »
Elijah Berle circa August 2nd of 2018 vs. that gnawing, perpetually burning desire for submission that can only be achieved via male chastity.

I suppose we already know the outcome of that fight, but still.
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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #73 on: December 09, 2020, 08:25:37 PM »
Felipe Gustavo vs. Leticia's friendzone

Bwahaha. Damn, what are the weapons of choice though? Gustavo gets poisonous-dart heart-eye emoji's and Leticia's ta's squirt boards bigger than 7.25?

EDIT: tell me I didn't kill this thread,  :'(, best one in a while
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fuck poutine we eat pussy out here.

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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #74 on: December 10, 2020, 06:38:02 PM »
Murdy vs Alexis LeCroix cat
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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #75 on: December 10, 2020, 07:47:54 PM »
jereme rogers vs. j. cassanova

jereme only gets to use his weird safety hands that he exercised while skating and j. has access to a team of those hood-rats from his videos.

J.cass was in my area this pst summer and paid my homie 100 bucks to film a music video, then later went to their house with a xylophone he bought for 300 bucks, got super fucked up and ended up having the people there trying to fight him

Moral of the story the hood rats probably wouldn’t help him

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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #76 on: December 11, 2020, 09:00:45 AM »
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jereme rogers vs. j. cassanova

jereme only gets to use his weird safety hands that he exercised while skating and j. has access to a team of those hood-rats from his videos.
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J.cass was in my area this pst summer and paid my homie 100 bucks to film a music video, then later went to their house with a xylophone he bought for 300 bucks, got super fucked up and ended up having the people there trying to fight him

Moral of the story the hood rats probably wouldn’t help him

Just like his rap career...
fuck poutine we eat pussy out here.

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Re: two enter... one leaves...
« Reply #77 on: December 11, 2020, 01:42:22 PM »
stevie williams slapping mark sucuk in a backstreet but getting beaten up by a random passenger instead.
all while getting filmed by biebel who is coincidentally passing by on his bike