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ChuckRamone

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #210 on: September 22, 2020, 08:54:45 PM »
That one guy is engaging in credentialism. By his logic, someone who hasn't directed a movie can't criticize a movie. Every critique Roger Ebert wrote is meaningless.

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #211 on: September 24, 2020, 12:02:25 PM »
When someone doesn't try so hard to be a skateboarder

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #212 on: September 24, 2020, 06:51:52 PM »
When you snake Tony Alva in a back yard pool session, then tell him to beat it kook

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #213 on: September 26, 2020, 06:33:56 PM »
this whole thread is a zumiez ad aye
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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #214 on: September 26, 2020, 06:41:46 PM »
When you can cure cancer just with a push
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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #215 on: September 27, 2020, 04:17:00 AM »
 Lance Mountain quote

“Skateboarding doesn’t make you a skateboarder: not being able to stop skateboarding makes you a skateboarder.”

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfRnNB7nlU9/

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #216 on: January 11, 2021, 11:57:10 AM »
u have to switch mongo and not give a fuck
keep it switch mongo...

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #217 on: January 11, 2021, 01:10:50 PM »
just read all the pages of this thread for the first time.
that was hella entertaining ^^

@glurmpz , that was a dope video. 
flatbar backlips or not I enjoyed that.

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #218 on: January 11, 2021, 01:20:58 PM »
Being a skateboarders like being an artist, it's subjective no-one can decide who is and who isn't an artist. People can decide if your good artist or a good skateboarder however. Hope this answers your question
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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #219 on: January 12, 2021, 06:28:24 AM »
I consider someone a skater, when a skate video gives them the same reaction as a porn vid, and they get a physical raging hardon or wet pussy when watching someone kickflipping a 14+ stair set.

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #220 on: January 12, 2021, 06:37:05 AM »
Tried to be a skateboarder all my life, turns out I am just a nerd who skateboards
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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #221 on: January 12, 2021, 09:34:58 AM »
Tried to be a skateboarder all my life, turns out I am just a nerd who skateboards

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #222 on: January 12, 2021, 09:38:00 AM »
scuffs on both shoes from ollies, kickflips

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #223 on: January 12, 2021, 12:00:22 PM »
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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #224 on: January 12, 2021, 01:17:39 PM »
when you can rock fakie then fakie tail stall back and forth

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #225 on: January 13, 2021, 03:48:07 PM »
When all you can think about/care about  is skateboarding. You know it when you become it and you can see it in others. "When the  bug bit them", so to speak.
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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #226 on: January 13, 2021, 04:23:54 PM »
the first time you go up the curb

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #227 on: January 13, 2021, 04:31:28 PM »
Duh. It’s the first time you get in a fight with a jock from your school because he called you a skater f—. That’s why dudes that start as adults will never count.

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #228 on: January 13, 2021, 04:37:17 PM »
Duh. It’s the first time you get in a fight with a jock from your school because he called you a skater f—. That’s why dudes that start as adults will never count.

This is truer than many might like to admit, but only for skaters of a certain age. Nowadays plenty of jocks are decent skateboarders, to my lasting disgust.

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #229 on: January 13, 2021, 04:47:40 PM »
When you the fresh grip smell makes you pop wood

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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #230 on: January 13, 2021, 04:53:03 PM »
First time you ollie el toro
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Re: When do you consider someone a “skateboarder”
« Reply #231 on: January 13, 2021, 04:57:08 PM »
On the east coast it's when you can recite every trick done in PJLWHL from memory
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