Dirtbag P is single

[BobbyPshew]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Andy actually looks and seems like he has his shit more together than this used up trash.

[Telly]

I can't put my finger on it.. but she terrifies me

You could put your finger on it, in it, wherever, but it’s going to cost $12.

[Biggiemouths]

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What if we rate her pussy??? Give a bit back to the dirt-community

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We rated her asshole not long ago.

Yeah i remember  that, it was fun

[Shifty Flip]

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What if we rate her pussy??? Give a bit back to the dirt-community

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We rated her asshole not long ago.

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Yeah i remember  that, it was fun

I asked her to rate my penis. She responded with "Looks like a plantain". I paid double for the laugh.

[TheLowerBack]

Should we just rate each other’s penises?

[pugmaster]

Should we just rate each other’s penises?

A long time ago, far before SLAP had become obsessed with canceling people and shitposters were rampant, SLAP was the wild west.

Untamed characters with undistilled freedom were here.

...and as you can imagine... so were the penises.

Penises of every shape, size, color, girth, and curvature hung proudly on various threads, much like expensive tapestries in a home of ill repute.

[Dinglenuts]

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Should we just rate each other’s penises?

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A long time ago, far before SLAP had become obsessed with canceling people and shitposters were rampant, SLAP was the wild west.

Untamed characters with undistilled freedom were here.

...and as you can imagine... so were the penises.

Penises of every shape, size, color, girth, and curvature hung proudly on various threads, much like expensive tapestries in a home of ill repute.

Now I wish I had Dyrdeks time machine more than ever.

[Frank]

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Should we just rate each other’s penises?

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A long time ago, far before SLAP had become obsessed with canceling people and shitposters were rampant, SLAP was the wild west.

Untamed characters with undistilled freedom were here.

...and as you can imagine... so were the penises.

Penises of every shape, size, color, girth, and curvature hung proudly on various threads, much like expensive tapestries in a home of ill repute.

sure could use some nice festive canceling, feels like it's been a while. lance mountain thread seems to go nowhere and darius king is already canceled by himself.

who will we go after next? 

my communist cabal comrades gifted my this nice commemorative pitchfork i'd love to point at some dude on my screen i never met and didn't even know before.

i also miss the penises. i hate looking at mine and seeing other tiny weenies made it easier for me to accept myself.

[ok boomer]

Should we just rate each other’s penises?

We could venmo each other back and forth for the service

[BL0B]

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Should we just rate each other’s penises?

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We could venmo each other back and forth for the service

forget venmo, we could become crypto bro's and start-up cockcoin?

[Mesteezo]

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Should we just rate each other’s penises?

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We could venmo each other back and forth for the service

[close]

forget venmo, we could become crypto bro's and start-up cockcoin?

Shalomcoin
Gallcoin
Mudcoin

[Dinglenuts]

Will the penis size have an affect on its *worth? Or are all the penis's *worth the same?


**assuming that size would be the only factor creating worth. There could be a great number of variables that could increase or even decrease its worth, but that could get tricky. Maybe best to keep it simple in the early stages?

[Lahlah]

Will the penis size have an affect on its *worth? Or are all the penis's *worth the same?


**assuming that size would be the only factor creating worth. There could be a great number of variables that could increase or even decrease its worth, but that could get tricky. Maybe best to keep it simple in the early stages?

Is this a strictly flaccid penises only sort of deal ala tasteful flaccid's? Or.. more hard = more cash?

[Allen.]

cmon, nobody cares about a flacid penis

[ok boomer]

Gnar'ing all dong

[Welpok]

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Should we just rate each other’s penises?

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We could venmo each other back and forth for the service

[close]

forget venmo, we could become crypto bro's and start-up cockcoin?

[close]

Shalomcoin
Gallcoin
Mudcoin

All in for Shalomcoin

[Dinglenuts]

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Will the penis size have an affect on its *worth? Or are all the penis's *worth the same?


**assuming that size would be the only factor creating worth. There could be a great number of variables that could increase or even decrease its worth, but that could get tricky. Maybe best to keep it simple in the early stages?

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Is this a strictly flaccid penises only sort of deal ala tasteful flaccid's? Or.. more hard = more cash

[Shifty Flip]

Could see some posters penises on krooked.
Was it Benji that made Robin Q feel so bad for him 20 yrs ago? Way back when Stem was still half decent? Said he was permanently krooked because he could only achieve masterbation O by dry jumping a pillow. Broke himself of permanently. 

[Frank]

Could see some posters penises on krooked.
Was it Benji that made Robin Q feel so bad for him 20 yrs ago? Way back when Stem was still half decent? Said he was permanently krooked because he could only achieve masterbation O by dry jumping a pillow. Broke himself of permanently.

the fuck was that pillow made of, concrete shards?

[TheLowerBack]

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Should we just rate each other’s penises?

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We could venmo each other back and forth for the service

[close]

forget venmo, we could become crypto bro's and start-up cockcoin?

[close]

Shalomcoin
Gallcoin
Mudcoin

[close]

All in for Shalomcoin

Have y’all heard of Penny Trade?

[Shifty Flip]

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Could see some posters penises on krooked.
Was it Benji that made Robin Q feel so bad for him 20 yrs ago? Way back when Stem was still half decent? Said he was permanently krooked because he could only achieve masterbation O by dry jumping a pillow. Broke himself of permanently.

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the fuck was that pillow made of, concrete shards?

Peyronie's disease. Was b going to pay mayo clinic pics, but started to ruin my breakfast.  Maybe it wasn't Benji, could've been Sal or Richard Christie.