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Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« on: December 29, 2020, 06:31:02 PM »
Hahaha you push mongo

Haha Braille/Remive sold your footage to N.A.M.B.L.A.

haha you skate ShakeJunt you fucking suck

Peddy Fondler gave you free merch

Scientology is gay

Haha you got beat up by Jeremy Rogers and you're a wimp

Nyjah fucked your girlfriend

Mikey Taylor gentrified your neighborhood and now you're homeless

Beibel beats up homeless people

Koston sucks, Berra sucks and so does the Berrics

Your board's warped and you skate blanks.

Your footage fucking sucks

You skate prefab parks

You have a YouTube channel and it's gay

Aaron Kyro is your dad you suck

Your board brand sucks

Jamie Thomas got beat up and I think it's funny

Jason Jessee and Hitler which face is punchable

Freestyle is lame

You wear headphones because you suck

Your local shop is Zumiez you suck

You and your kid got snaked by a scooter kid poosay....

You got heckled by the Gipper and you cried like a pussy

You do no-complys and body varials because you're a cum guzzling whore

Your art sucks no one cares if Gonz backed it on IG

BBowl Barney's are pussies

Burnside is overrated

Your park sucks

Your DIY is trash

I stiripped your angle iron for crack

I hope the cop's smash your concrete diy park

Wheelbite rules

Slamming is funny

I point and laugh because your style sucks

Fanny packs are for suckers

Fred Gall smoked crack with your mum now he's your dad
and doesn't pay child support.

Phelps called you a pussy and you cried like a baby.


Well you guy's get my meaning let's see what we can come up with.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2020, 05:40:42 PM by El Fapinator »
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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2020, 07:10:06 PM »
Jason Jessee was a sensitive man.

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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2020, 07:19:08 PM »
Jason Jessee was a sensitive man.
Oooh good one this needs more, I hope the mods don't get butthurt about the joke's we're going on about.
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2020, 07:28:19 PM »
Marc Is Bald

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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2020, 07:33:49 PM »
Supreme is for retards
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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2020, 07:38:26 PM »
Andy Roy stole your girlfriend and you suck
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2020, 07:39:31 PM »
Kris Markovich quit your team because it sucks
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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2020, 07:41:07 PM »
Mike V and Henry Rollins are both power bottoms who take it from Weckingball and Brandon Biebel.
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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2020, 08:39:48 PM »
Youíre a shitty skater from a shit town
You buy stupid pants because your style sucks
Youíre a trendy fucking loser and I hate you
Body variels are dumb
The locals at your park are dumb
You rocket flip every kickflip Ďcause you suck
I like when you eat shit Ďcause your board got caught in your giant pant leg
I waxed the ground at your local
Dakota Servold has a mustache

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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2020, 09:38:42 PM »
I overwaxed the ledge to watch you fall
I threw pebbles so I can watch you slam haha
Kooky mustache= bigger loser
Your part was rejected by Jenkem and you suck
Scooter kid's vibed you out of your local
Multicolored camo's and you suck
You got beat up by Mickey Reyes
Danny Way is your hero
You're on Braille
9 club hates you
Berrics can lick my hairy ass
You got Johan Stuckey on speed dial
Ed Templeton has nudes of you and you like it, weirdo.
You're a kook, no one likes you beat it!
The Bunt makes fun of you.
Dill won't even put you on his team
You got mugged by Freddy
Bam had sex with your girlfriend and she's ugly
You're a pussay and you suck!
Shop's won't carry your brand not even Zumiez
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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2020, 10:55:18 PM »
I became the TM for Slave so I can make the team all black.

Beating up N$%&$gers that canít switch heel.

I sent your sponsor me tape to sector 9

Fancy Lad skaters are cool

I sold you fake dime gear

BA.KU is very terrifying

Thrasher is my only source for skate videos

&&

Cariuma shoes are cool

Your favorite skater is Ben Kadow
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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2020, 11:04:26 PM »
Song About Ric Leonetti #2

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« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2020, 12:53:01 AM »
you are skating royal trucks
your mom bought you a skateboard
your mom is a security guard
you started skating and your dad thinks it's sick
you liked the new danny way part
i saw you wearing two hats at a time
busting your balls on a 5 inch flatrail
getting my dick sucked under the miniramp
your moms a bettie passing off herpes like johan stuckey


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« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2020, 04:41:19 AM »
Shut up Crob, no one thinks youíre funny or genuine.

Stealing FA & Hockeyís graphics and putting a turd in the picture.

Even Andy Macdonald thinks you suck

You think Chris Cobra Cole is cool

You went to Gnartown fest and you suck

I purposefully deleted your footage and I think itís funny.

You werenít even in the homies section for Shake Junt

Shane Heyl fucking sucks

Youíre in a discount bin because you suck

Youíre corporate and donít deserve Nike money

Marc Johnson rode for you and quit, loser

Pushing security guardís is funny

GX1000 dudeís avoid your hill

Youíre not special

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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2020, 04:43:47 AM »
I became the TM for Slave so I can make the team all black.

Beating up N$%&$gers that canít switch heel.

I sent your sponsor me tape to sector 9

Fancy Lad skaters are cool

I sold you fake dime gear

BA.KU is very terrifying

Thrasher is my only source for skate videos

&&

Cariuma shoes are cool

Your favorite skater is Ben Kadow
This made my morning holy smokes Iím dead.
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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2020, 08:18:28 AM »
you live at skatopia and can't drop a 5 foot ramp
being a genius like sinner is hard
trying to sweat a wu-tang logo on your grip but it comes out as a swastika
employing brian patch to babysit your teen daughter
what's so bad about jason jessee i wear two hats all the time
gay skateboarder brian anderson cumming all over the kraft food services table on the set of vice documentary
why copying dead people and stealing their dogs is a good idea

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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2020, 04:06:48 PM »
Jason Jessee was a sensitive man.
hahaha, straight AxCx

I need some time to ponder these

"This is untrue, my client has not been attacked in every country" #endlesstoecapsforthepuffyfooter

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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2020, 08:37:02 PM »
I Fucked Zach Saraceno's Mom
You Probably Liked Vox
Smoking Meth Out of a Tensor Truck

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« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2020, 09:10:37 PM »
Guy Mariano fucked your wife

Uyghur sweatshops are cool

You waited in line for dunks and they look like shit

You got jumped at your local

I poured sand in your bearings

Danny Way shitting his pants (AxCxppella version)

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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2020, 10:27:29 PM »
You ride board brand wheels

Here comes flatspot dumbass

You put your mounting hardware on your board before gripping it, you suck

You have no followers on any social media, you're a loser.

You think Ice Cream shoes are cool

Tight pants bigger loser

You've got no filmer

You wear tye dye hippie

You got the boot from Supreme shop and they suck too

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« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2020, 03:55:14 AM »
I waxed the ground at your local is pisser

I snuck sinner into a sperm bank
Smolik thinks heís black but heís just gay
You got raped at nyjahs
I just saw the gayest bigspin

Edit
Noah sucks and supreme sucked too
I fucked the latina on flip
Your dad left cause you canít kickflip
« Last Edit: December 31, 2020, 04:25:18 AM by matty_c »
listen to cosmic psychos

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« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2020, 04:40:47 AM »
I waxed the ground at your local is pisser

I snuck sinner into a sperm bank
Smolik thinks heís black but heís just gay
You got raped at nyjahs
I just saw the gayest bigspin

Edit
Noah sucks and supreme sucked too
I fucked the latina on flip
Your dad left cause you canít kickflip
!!! I could hear the songs playing in my head as I read them. Amazing, at this point, we have enough titles for one ac album.

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« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2020, 03:40:39 PM »
Locking Ryan Lay in McDonalds

"This is untrue, my client has not been attacked in every country" #endlesstoecapsforthepuffyfooter

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« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2020, 04:14:38 PM »
You got a Thrasher tattoo and now they suck.

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« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2020, 05:12:58 PM »
When I think of true punk skateboard brands I think of Plan B and Element.

The Berrics is my source for new skateboarding.

Iím not allowed to like Nik Stain anymore since he signed to Hockey.




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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2020, 06:03:18 PM »
marc johnson is a drunk
jarc mohnson
your kickflips are mob
if that was switch it still would've sucked
heath kirchart is a sociopath
jeremy klein went bankrupt from his porn addiction
your fits are terrible and that's why she left you
your pants fit weird
what pants are those
daniel kim did lsd and went crazy
pontus is sexually liberated
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« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2020, 11:01:16 PM »
Big Brother is rad, but you suck.

XXX rated bear calendar of skateboarding must haves Dan Drehobl, Matt Allen,  Bobby Worrest, Ed Templeton just cause he's a fat loser.
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« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2021, 01:30:13 AM »
When I think of true punk skateboard brands I think of Plan B and Element.

The Berrics is my source for new skateboarding.

Iím not allowed to like Nik Stain anymore since he signed to Hockey.




hahaha so perfect!!!

"This is untrue, my client has not been attacked in every country" #endlesstoecapsforthepuffyfooter

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« Reply #28 on: January 01, 2021, 02:41:57 AM »
ryan lay respects women

i know you can't switch heel

i heard you used to rollerblade

i filmed you pushing mongo and sent the footage to your friends

you wear a fanny pack, you are also 35

you think you are pro, you actually work at mc donalds

danny way is a sensitive man

you went to woodward skate camp yearly from 00-04


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« Reply #29 on: January 01, 2021, 07:34:19 AM »
You got punched by Gershon and I think it's funny

You use to scooter you're gay

Walker Ryan Texas Dumbass

Supreme is for trendy losers like YOU

You converted to Scientology  so you could have a Berra, Koston, Kyro foursome to get somewhere and got nothing.

I paid Nyjah, David, and Sinner to rape you, they rejected you because you suck

Your mum is a Karen

I smoked crack with Mike Carrol and Rick Howard and saw one getting his dick sucked.

Biebel is a Roids guy





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