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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2021, 06:40:37 AM »
ryan lay respects women

i know you can't switch heel

i heard you used to rollerblade

i filmed you pushing mongo and sent the footage to your friends

you wear a fanny pack, you are also 35

you think you are pro, you actually work at mc donalds

danny way is a sensitive man

you went to woodward skate camp yearly from 00-04

this one got me haha
My hass is out

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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2021, 03:48:12 PM »
I donít do tricks named after other dudes.

it must be crazy when chico sells you something and the tables switch from "give me my money chico" to "giving my money to chico"

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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2021, 05:47:16 PM »
ryan lay respects women

i know you can't switch heel

i heard you used to rollerblade

i filmed you pushing mongo and sent the footage to your friends

you wear a fanny pack, you are also 35

you think you are pro, you actually work at mc donalds

danny way is a sensitive man

you went to woodward skate camp yearly from 00-04

Best.

 Also RIP Seth
« Last Edit: January 08, 2021, 07:51:45 PM by ok boomer »


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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2021, 07:09:23 PM »
You skate in Swishy button up pants

Youíre a Dj who sucks

Beagle beat your ass

Your mustache is an invite for scrotum  scratching

Youíre Antwuanís education

I heard Dill and Ed T drew/took pictures of you naked..... thatís why youíre almost on FA.


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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #34 on: January 10, 2021, 03:29:45 AM »
You won a date w fetty potter and he made you pay for everything
Weck jerked off to your tail scrape
You debated sinner in politics and he won

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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2021, 04:18:05 AM »
getting bjs from your mom behind the gas station while you are trying rock fakie the 3 ft bank at the park

i am your new dad and i'm taking away your skateboard and internet

focusing groms boards to make em cry like little bitches is the best

i saw you cry when the credits rolled after the plan b video true

you get banned all the time on slap, you are a fucking nerd

you are on slap 24/7, you are a fucking nerd

i run a shop and everyone loves me, i don't even skate you idiots

throwing my old cumriddled socks at fools waiting in line for the new sb release

thoughts about gay skateboarder brian anderson

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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #36 on: January 10, 2021, 03:42:08 PM »
getting bjs from your mom behind the gas station while you are trying rock fakie the 3 ft bank at the park

i am your new dad and i'm taking away your skateboard and internet

focusing groms boards to make em cry like little bitches is the best

i saw you cry when the credits rolled after the plan b video true

you get banned all the time on slap, you are a fucking nerd

you are on slap 24/7, you are a fucking nerd

i run a shop and everyone loves me, i don't even skate you idiots

throwing my old cumriddled socks at fools waiting in line for the new sb release

thoughts about gay skateboarder brian anderson
lol both of my local shops

it must be crazy when chico sells you something and the tables switch from "give me my money chico" to "giving my money to chico"

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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #37 on: January 11, 2021, 12:43:11 AM »
This thread is fucking pisser and if you donít get it get fucked
listen to cosmic psychos

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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2021, 06:33:01 PM »
Bob Burnquist made you an organic smoothie

You let Strobeck zoom in on your pubescent face, youíre gay!

Ed Templeton took pics of you at the Huntington Beach Pier

Danny Way: tough as bricks

Your KOTR challenge is to not be gay

"This is untrue, my client has not been attacked in every country" #endlesstoecapsforthepuffyfooter

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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2021, 07:14:53 PM »
Bob Burnquist made you an organic smoothie

You let Strobeck zoom in on your pubescent face, youíre gay!

Ed Templeton took pics of you at the Huntington Beach Pier

Danny Way: tough as bricks

Your KOTR challenge is to not be gay
Fucking brilliant

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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2021, 09:15:40 PM »
I-path is my favorite white-guy-with-dreads brand (followed closely by half-life)

Shawn Powers smashed your fish tank

You like Mike Vís poetry

You dance like Sinner
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"This is untrue, my client has not been attacked in every country" #endlesstoecapsforthepuffyfooter

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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #41 on: January 14, 2021, 08:41:56 AM »
Lenny Kirk robbed you and gave you a chik pamphlet about Jesus

Stephen Lawyer and Freddy Potter which tattoos are dumber..... They're gay......

Robbing Slash's Grandma for SSI check

You got booted from EMB by James Keltch

Grizzly grip rips

You got Duffled

Your dad's a registered sex offender

Kicking kid's in to 12' of vert is cool

You're a pad dad who skate's mini ramp with full pads, kook.

Your Instagram and t shirt brand sucks

Brian Patch and your teenage daughter




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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #42 on: January 14, 2021, 12:33:52 PM »
well done everyone, this thread is great to take the edge of a hard day of quarantining and doing nothing except becoming more braindead by the minute.

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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #43 on: January 15, 2021, 12:22:33 AM »
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Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
« Reply #44 on: January 22, 2021, 12:05:41 PM »
Laughing while gator gets raped in prison
Plz stop killing each other
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