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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #60 on: August 09, 2019, 10:28:25 AM »
I never opened his message but its guaranteed to roast the fuck out of me wow. Possibly in a few years of personal growth I will be strong enough to read it.
Some people are not happy because they do not love themselves or never had anyone love them. I know that’s hard for a kind bear like yourself to understand but I tell you this so that if you are to ever experience someone being hurtful for no reason, understand that you didn’t do anything wrong. The person who acts that way is unhappy and not willing to work on themselves so they lash out at others who are happy so that they can feel bad like them.

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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #61 on: August 09, 2019, 11:27:07 AM »

Quote from: 13bastards
I always wanted to suck a thick cock. Like I think some blokes I skate with are cute, but I don't think they would hang out with me if I came out.
Strange since you called Americans a "faggot "from a message you sent him apparently. Contradictory?
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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #62 on: August 09, 2019, 11:57:20 AM »
Quote from: 13Bastards
Lol. Yeah that would be fun ;) Here's some more pictures of me :) lol...






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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #63 on: August 09, 2019, 12:07:32 PM »
Give me your instagram you fucking pussy.
give it to me then. I guarantee I can fuck you

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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #64 on: August 21, 2019, 03:09:40 AM »
Rapedick, I was going to try to side with you, but you just dug yourself deeper. Clear wheels, axel nuts sticking out 3/4", your floor looks like you dickraped the assfart out of its butt. Oh, white bolts. Get some fucking help rapedick buckfart.

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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #65 on: August 21, 2019, 04:38:46 PM »
The guy who ran behind the dude at El toro filmed thisy
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #66 on: August 22, 2019, 06:17:14 AM »
an excerpt from Chapter 19:

My knees are grinded
 I get up and my knees are shot dead they feel like I fuck my shit up for life done Zoe
On done Zoe's

never thought how to spell done-zo, but I think "done Zoe" might be the correct way.

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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #67 on: August 22, 2019, 05:42:47 PM »

 I meet up with her and I'm like wtf and she's got a baby stroller with her pushing it and she's pretty fat now



I go on tender



It's a fat ass chick with a towel around her fat as fuck board fat ass body I'm like o fuck like hell naw this chick is fat as fucking fuck nasty  .<<~<<{[((()))]}>>~>>.

 I'm like wtf

 Wtf like imagine a hippopotamus times 10 fat no fear walking around with a towel
 And then the worst happens when Im About to. Ask if the hippo can leave the room the Hippo drops the towel and starts charging nude like my cock went to getting a hard in the blowjob to wanting to invert into my body

 On first sin against nature sights of the fat fucking hippo
This is hell naw please god no wtf fuck this I'm like what the fuck and the chick sucking me off is trying to go back to sucking my cock I. Like just twisted on this no like fuck life 


she can ride dick ham ham no joke ham

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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #68 on: August 27, 2019, 07:42:09 AM »
See below

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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #69 on: August 28, 2019, 11:01:45 AM »
the other version of this thread is to simply look at stan's post history.

He's never made a bad post.

I especially enjoy his views on Trump.

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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #70 on: August 29, 2019, 05:50:48 AM »
ive been walking around smoking in Montreal for a day and a half straight, i am the weed

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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #71 on: August 30, 2019, 08:58:50 AM »
no idea but forest is cooler, bigger, and gayer than ed templeton could ever dream to be and I love him for it

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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #72 on: September 09, 2019, 07:34:15 PM »

 It doesn't make that much sense

 But is guess it doesn't matter

  She licked my ass


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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #73 on: September 10, 2019, 04:21:06 AM »
Slap GOLD is well worth it in my opinion, completely changed my life, lowered my stress levels, my chakras are now completely aligned. I also have larger and more powerful erections, my pectorial muscles are more defined, women and men alike compliment me on my tight buttocks. I love my new life.
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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #74 on: December 17, 2019, 05:05:39 AM »
I wanted to skate in space.

I really wanted to Fuck the Nazi and cum all over the swazis like targets.
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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #75 on: December 17, 2019, 06:14:15 AM »
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Rapedick, I was going to try to side with you, but you just dug yourself deeper. Clear wheels, axel nuts sticking out 3/4", your floor looks like you dickraped the assfart out of its butt. Oh, white bolts. Get some fucking help rapedick buckfart.
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This made me fucking laugh, One of my favorites is on a deleted thread, Some dude posted about his art that was an AWS rip off and somebody said they were from some blank skateboard company and said "We don't want your doo doo aliens on our boards, thanks". Made me fucking die.

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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #76 on: December 27, 2020, 08:49:06 PM »
This guy is my favorite

I havent feeled bad for dressing wrong in a minute i think society has outgrown THE TREND there are so many things going on at the same time and the Internet makes avaible all the time. I hope none of you ever feel embarassed for dressing a certain way. That shit is over.

Im not planing to dress like a guy from 1940 when i turn 80  , thatd be so fake

Quote from: fs180
stop looking like a fucking kid out of a 8th grade french book while skating, meaning quit fucking dressing like you are in the 90s with your baggy light blue denim jeans and your stupid wallies and early grabs. that shit doesnt make you GOOD GOOD.
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead


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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #77 on: December 27, 2020, 11:40:49 PM »
one from recent memory 'man whys is always gotta be shuriken' talking about how any racist event in the skate industry seemed to involve him in someway, i didnt even notice until it was pointed out just came across hell funny. forget who quoted it

i miss quotes of the week they were so good
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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #78 on: December 28, 2020, 06:39:29 AM »
This guy is my favorite

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I havent feeled bad for dressing wrong in a minute i think society has outgrown THE TREND there are so many things going on at the same time and the Internet makes avaible all the time. I hope none of you ever feel embarassed for dressing a certain way. That shit is over.

Im not planing to dress like a guy from 1940 when i turn 80  , thatd be so fake
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Quote from: fs180
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stop looking like a fucking kid out of a 8th grade french book while skating, meaning quit fucking dressing like you are in the 90s with your baggy light blue denim jeans and your stupid wallies and early grabs. that shit doesnt make you GOOD GOOD.
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the only poster i had to put on ignore because his posts are too fire, i can't just read them, have to mentally prepare myself and open them when i'm ready to let those hammers sink in.

i'm not even joking.

great avatar also.

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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #79 on: December 28, 2020, 04:38:18 PM »
I recall a gem from Bawtawd that was something like "Fuck flip tricks. That shit hard and unnecessary."
i love skateboarding all the time, but sometimes i wish i was one of those douchebags who hangs out with hot girls and parties every week

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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #80 on: December 28, 2020, 04:53:19 PM »
Sizzla wear dem clothes inna dem style dey Corey Duffell.

Jah Guide.

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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #81 on: December 28, 2020, 09:13:44 PM »
i dont remember the exact quote but didnt cheetah say he did a 720 ollie on flat? probably that one

fs180 is always a gem.

xoflipxo - "we not on no NUT shit" is up there

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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #82 on: December 30, 2020, 11:17:15 AM »

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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #83 on: December 30, 2020, 11:28:17 AM »
also this @brent post is probably my all time favorite post on SLAP. re: the adidas Lucas ADV. Sadly, the original image link is busted but it was such a great comparison.


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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #85 on: December 30, 2020, 10:22:27 PM »
I think about the phrase, "front row tickets to a bomb ass play" at least twice a week. No clue who said it.


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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #86 on: January 15, 2021, 01:48:37 AM »
I have no idea who said it but in one of those 1000 threads created by someone who wants to get back in skating looking for tips and stuff, someone wrote "First things first, take your dog to the vet."

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Re: Favorite quotes on Slap
« Reply #87 on: January 15, 2021, 02:32:25 AM »
I think about the phrase, "front row tickets to a bomb ass play" at least twice a week. No clue who said it.
Same