Author Topic: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes... (Read 2799 times)

UwU · « **on:** January 13, 2021, 05:24:56 PM »

If you rubbed a magic lamp and a genie came out and said you got 3 skate wishes what would they be?

My wishes:
- Dipped back smiths
- switch back tails
- Huge frontside airs

fredgallSOTY · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2021, 08:17:15 PM »

My wishes
Be able to do any trick i want wherever however
Be able to get any skate product ever made whenever i want
Be able to teleport to anywhere i wanna skate

Boom. i win.

johnes · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2021, 08:19:11 PM »

1- be as good as Koston was
2. Never get seriously hurt
3. Any skate product I can imagine will appear in front of me at any moment I choose.

mushroom slice · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2021, 08:28:19 PM »

Turn anything into concrete for a while and then turn it back to whatever it was before. It would be fun to turn all the grass in a golf course into smooth asphalt and skate some weird banks. I just wouldn’t want to turn the whole world isn’t concrete forever. I like plants.

Turn the world
Upside down and skate the ceilings.

Moon gravity

silvertone_spacemachine · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2021, 10:11:28 PM »

first off shout out Rolling Thunder, without all be possible

blah blah unlimited trick points etc

but but really just another full Simon Woodstock part

TheLurper · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2021, 10:47:57 PM »

Have an unlimited supply of fresh dlx 7.88 bloards

Ability to avoid injury

Be a pro skater but never be required to go on tour, post to instagram, enter a contest, go on youtube, film a part, or interact with anyone for any reason... Basically, I'd like to collect a check for rolling around my local park and hitting up the spots I think are fun and get free travel to spots I think would be fun without the pressure of performing a gnarly trick.

Welpok · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2021, 11:15:35 PM »

Never get hurt, fearlessness, and consistency. I'll gladly keep my bad style thank you.

imjusthereforthechips · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2021, 11:26:10 PM »

Quote from: TheLurper on January 13, 2021, 10:47:57 PM

Have an unlimited supply of fresh dlx 7.88 bloards

Ability to avoid injury

Be a pro skater but never be required to go on tour, post to instagram, enter a contest, go on youtube, film a part, or interact with anyone for any reason... Basically, I'd like to collect a check for rolling around my local park and hitting up the spots I think are fun and get free travel to spots I think would be fun without the pressure of performing a gnarly trick.

my friend is kind of living that part right now by collecting unemployment checks. he says hes getting more money from that than he would be if he were working. but to be honest its getting to his head. he always has something to complain about(whether it be about skating or life in general) and bitches about every little imperfection at spots. he also refuses to give me his old boards.

itsyourdad · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2021, 11:34:12 PM »

i’d like to shoot danny way three times

imjusthereforthechips · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2021, 11:43:14 PM »

Quote from: itsyourdad on January 13, 2021, 11:34:12 PM

i’d like to shoot danny way three times

i dont condone gun violence but in all seriousness, you dont need a magic lamp to do that.

Prostate Exam · « **Reply #10 on:** January 14, 2021, 01:59:22 AM »

1.) Grant Taylor
2.) Grant Taylor
3.) Grant Taylor

SKATELYNJENNER · « **Reply #11 on:** January 14, 2021, 02:12:57 AM »

1. New lower body
2. To be sent back to 1998
3. An everlasting joint

Cuban_Lynx · « **Reply #12 on:** January 14, 2021, 03:24:02 AM »

Quote from: SKATELYNJENNER on January 14, 2021, 02:12:57 AM

1. New lower body
2. To be sent back to 1998
3. An everlasting joint

Is this Smolik’s account?

SKATELYNJENNER · « **Reply #13 on:** January 14, 2021, 03:32:20 AM »

Quote from: Cuban_Lynx on January 14, 2021, 03:24:02 AM

Quote from: SKATELYNJENNER on January 14, 2021, 02:12:57 AM
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1. New lower body
2. To be sent back to 1998
3. An everlasting joint
[close]
Is this Smolik’s account?

nah but I'm flattered by the comparison

Tear Up a Trick · « **Reply #14 on:** January 14, 2021, 03:38:44 AM »

I would have to be in pretty rough shape to rob a magician. I guess if I had to do it then I would wish him well, a speedy recovery, and better economy times for both of us.

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #15 on:** January 14, 2021, 03:53:20 AM »

1. Who really assassinated JFK and did they skate?
2. Have intelligent extraterrestrials visited earth and do they skate?
3. How did Jan van Eyck mix his paints and did he skate?

ziggy · « **Reply #16 on:** January 14, 2021, 06:03:24 AM »

maps to skaters homes
no war for heavy metal
gettin fucked up tonight

Ankle_Lift · « **Reply #17 on:** January 14, 2021, 06:10:10 AM »

I am but a very simple man. I would want...

An insane popped Ollie. Like able to Ollie shoulder high shit.

A 100% of the time, every time, over anything and down anything kickflip.

A hoverboard like in Back to the Future.

TwisT · « **Reply #18 on:** January 14, 2021, 06:13:33 AM »

A vert 3 piece:
kick indy
backside invert
mctwist

Crash any vert session, one and done otherwise people would get sus.

jorge · « **Reply #19 on:** January 14, 2021, 06:26:15 AM »

Peak Gonz creativity
Peak Koston ability
Peak MJ style

layzieyez · « **Reply #20 on:** January 14, 2021, 06:26:45 AM »

1. Groundhog Day body (every morning no injuries, no fatigue) from my physical peak days

2. 100% Pebble and crack repellent wheels that had all the best qualities of f4, bones, nfg so no sudden stops while rolling and perfect slide on tricks or grip in tight carves.

3. Able to time travel to any skatepark or spot that ever existed or will exist to skate.

El Rey · « **Reply #21 on:** January 14, 2021, 06:51:02 AM »

Perfect health, past injuries completely healed as well

Invincible - no slam can do me any harm

Direct transfer of skate skills of GT, Cardiel, Penny, Martinez, Daewon into my brain and body

ok boomer · « **Reply #22 on:** January 14, 2021, 06:53:37 AM »

Quote from: ziggy on January 14, 2021, 06:03:24 AM

maps to skaters homes
no war for heavy metal
gettin fucked up tonight

Made me lol in my office

-Unlimited Supply of rare 1985-1992 decks to sell on eBay so I could quit my job (I would use a stupid name like "DeckMaster5000" just to make myself laugh)
-Time travel to stop all social media before it ever began (message boards OK obviously). Feel like this would help all of the human race and especially pros to keep their dumb ass opinions to themselves
-Wade Speyer's skills from his prime

Big Baby Jesus · « **Reply #23 on:** January 14, 2021, 07:08:14 AM »

To skate like Hjalte.
Mint world industries looney tunes series of decks.
Sponsors for the monthly shoes, clothing and deck needs.

Hellride · « **Reply #24 on:** January 14, 2021, 07:08:59 AM »

Jump off a building

cosmicgypsies · « **Reply #25 on:** January 14, 2021, 07:21:53 AM »

- to be able to skate larger transition the same as I can skate a mini
- finally discovering the perfect board/truck/shoes
- lifetime supply of the above

BroBruhBra · « **Reply #26 on:** January 14, 2021, 07:24:04 AM »

-Cardiel never got hurt
-I didn't mob my kickflips
-Skating was still smaller but everyone got paid well

Roald Dahnkle · « **Reply #27 on:** January 14, 2021, 07:37:39 AM »

Wish for the end of Covid so I could skate with my homies again :'(

Easy Slider · « **Reply #28 on:** January 14, 2021, 08:22:26 AM »

1. Travel back to prevent Natas from getting injured
2. Travel back to prevent Penny from getting injured
3. Freeze the time in 1995

Sluggloaph · « **Reply #29 on:** January 14, 2021, 09:01:59 AM »

Switch tre.
Bam never had that meltdown with toy machine and so Maldonado also didn't quit.
Time travel to focus more on skating and less on shenanigans.