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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2021, 09:14:25 AM »
Kind of an amalgamation of other peoples but...

1. To have the best skate abilities ever known.
2. To be invincible, never get broke off
3. To teleport anywhere to do it.

That's me assuming with all of those things then the free product etc. would just come naturally. Even without I think I'd still live a more than happy existence...

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2021, 09:36:58 AM »
Just a new lower back, then everything else would fall into place.
I guess the other two would be- a good ledge spot in Portland and that BSSS never got demolished.

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2021, 01:11:49 PM »
1. I want one summer day to skate the small banks at Brooklyn banks
2. I'd like to redo the early/mid 90s with all new gear, all the time. (decks/wheels/trucks/shoes).  I was broke AF as a teenager and had shit shoes and used decks most of the time.  Now i'm in my 40's and have the cash to buy what I want but get injured too easily and don't have the free time I had when i was a teenager.
3. New knees/shoulder.. getting old sucks.   

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2021, 01:47:37 PM »
Lifetime supply of Ipath Grasshoppers and Cats.
I will never hang up on some bullshit little ollie up a curb ever again.
Kickflips like Nate Jones.

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2021, 01:52:02 PM »
never get shit/gum/anything in your grip
decks can only wear out, dont break/chip
shoes wear evenly sole/upper (switch shoe too)

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2021, 01:55:36 PM »
Superhuman healing ability like Wolverine (also healing all my pre existing injuries)

Some sorta magic trucks that will grind anything without wax. Concrete, brick, balsawood, anything i come across

Similar to the time travel thing but it's a big flying van that will fit 5 friends and travel through the air to any place or time at crazy speeds. Not instantly tho, San Pedro to Macba in five minutes.

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #36 on: January 14, 2021, 02:05:24 PM »
Knees that never ache
Skaters are all cool to other skaters
Back threes

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2021, 02:07:33 PM »
Superhuman healing ability like Wolverine (also healing all my pre existing injuries)

Some sorta magic trucks that will grind anything without wax. Concrete, brick, balsawood, anything i come across

Similar to the time travel thing but it's a big flying van that will fit 5 friends and travel through the air to any place or time at crazy speeds. Not instantly tho, San Pedro to Macba in five minutes.

I want to be grinding rooftops and powerlines like in THPS. Would be sick

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #38 on: January 14, 2021, 02:07:47 PM »
To be able to never get seriously injured again.
To actually be decent at skating ledges and rails.
To actually be able to flip my board well nollie and switch.

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #39 on: January 14, 2021, 02:11:04 PM »
1, Popwar full length video
2. Ipath full length video
3. Private indoor park

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #40 on: January 14, 2021, 02:15:06 PM »
-To have never jumped back on my board with a broken elbow wired together and breaking it again with wires coming through the skin and requiring a second surgery (3 in total)
-To have phat nollie back heels
-Skate like GT

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #41 on: January 14, 2021, 02:58:53 PM »
i would wish for mikey taylor and jereme rogers to be made into a co-genies trapped in a single lamp
then i would wish for the genie's freedom

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #42 on: January 14, 2021, 02:59:12 PM »
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Superhuman healing ability like Wolverine (also healing all my pre existing injuries)

Some sorta magic trucks that will grind anything without wax. Concrete, brick, balsawood, anything i come across

Similar to the time travel thing but it's a big flying van that will fit 5 friends and travel through the air to any place or time at crazy speeds. Not instantly tho, San Pedro to Macba in five minutes.
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I want to be grinding rooftops and powerlines like in THPS. Would be sick
Totally. Ever since I was a kid, when I'm traveling through hilly countryside i stare out the windows daydreaming that I'm 20ft tall skating all the hills and valleys like a giant skatepark, grinding cliffs and bridges. Definitely inspired this wish
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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #43 on: January 14, 2021, 02:59:25 PM »
all of you not freeing the genie are kinda dicks

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #44 on: January 14, 2021, 05:37:44 PM »
Ability to skate switch
Back tails. Or back Smith.
New knees.

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #45 on: January 14, 2021, 06:05:30 PM »
- 360° pivoting torso for sick NBD's
- Remove skate stoppers at will
- Make Fat Ball film good again.

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #46 on: January 14, 2021, 06:14:50 PM »
Never ever get hurt
Clean grip always and forever
Free genie, don’t be greedy

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #47 on: January 14, 2021, 06:19:58 PM »
-fully recover from my injuries that have caused permanent damage/residual trauma
-be able to fully recover from any new injuries, instantly
-never have to do deal with cops, bums, needles/feces, jocks, karens, or sjw's ever again when street stylin'

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #48 on: January 14, 2021, 06:37:49 PM »
  • Switch 3 flips
  • Back tails every time
  • Clean switch pop for ledge/rail tricks

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #49 on: January 14, 2021, 09:50:54 PM »
1. Get on FA
2. Keep my teeth
3. Ban everyone who does those hands on the deck front rocks from skateboarding (hands on the deck front 5-0s are valid tho)

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #50 on: January 14, 2021, 10:31:34 PM »
1. Be the first Skateboarder interviewed on The Pat Mcafee Show

2. Get back to skating soon, working constantly.

3. Fs nose grind the 3 flat 3 brick ledge on Capitol Hill. Seattle WA. Yes it has been done, but would be proud

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #51 on: January 15, 2021, 12:09:59 AM »
Make Scooter companies file for bankruptcy
Resurrect the feeling of watching a new 411 movie
Prevent the death of Shane Cross


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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #52 on: January 15, 2021, 12:36:35 AM »
Frontside flips on lock

Backside Noseblunt

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #53 on: January 15, 2021, 01:03:43 AM »
1. Send ten bloards.

2. Send ten bloards.

3. Send ten bloards.
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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #54 on: January 15, 2021, 02:23:38 AM »
-Never roll an ankle again
-360 flips
-make skateboarding anywhere outside parks universally legal/acceptable/encouraged

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #55 on: January 15, 2021, 02:36:38 AM »
1. Get on FA
2. Keep my teeth
3. Ban everyone who does those hands on the deck front rocks from skateboarding (hands on the deck front 5-0s are valid tho)
youre a kook

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #56 on: January 15, 2021, 02:53:17 AM »
1.Back 360
2.Impossibles
3.to not get tired or sore during or after a session

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #57 on: January 15, 2021, 02:58:51 AM »
- pain free body (i'm old)
- be able to skate transition like GT
- shalom
Sooner or later the Karma always end in your fucking face

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #58 on: January 15, 2021, 03:38:28 AM »
all of you not freeing the genie are kinda dicks

She can come and go as she pleases.  You didn’t have Nick at Nite?

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Re: If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...
« Reply #59 on: January 15, 2021, 03:50:11 AM »
1. Skate bowls like Grant Taylor (thinking of him skating that Supreme bowl)

2. Ollie like Westgate or Wray

3. Marry Nora Vascellos and skate with her everyday