If you rubbed a magic lamp and you got 3 skate wishes...

[Molte]

Long, girthy and tasty penis. I'm sure it would have a great effect on my skateboarding.

[Molte]

Maybe if you rubbed my penis, and curb wax would come out.

[DaleSr]

1. Fix my ankles
2. Perfect, quick, and leveled out kickflip
3. Indy nosebone

[SHAQUEEFA]

Get Love Park back.
Get my 20 year old body back.
Get paid like a top pro without having to be pro. Just get paid to skate worry free.

[skate_bored]

if i'm being realistic:
1. desire to skate
2. injuries that make me not want to skate healed
3. a few really nice concrete park/plaza style spots nearby to help with #1

[michael scarn]

Consistent, level kickflips.

Back 180s. My body just doesn't turn that way.

Being comfortable with wall rides from flat

[Frank and Fred]

-Backyard pool in my backyard with wide decking surrounded by slappy curbs.
-Backside airs.
-Fred, Frank, BA, AA and Lee Ralph come over for BBQ to watch and cheer me do backside airs in my backyard pool.

[Ziad]

1. Have Grant Taylor and Ben Raybourn's tranny skills combined
2. Have Milton Martinez and Louie Lopez's street skills combined
3. Look like Dylan Rieder and Fred Gall combined
I'll be UNSTOPABBLE

[imjusthereforthechips]

1. Have Grant Taylor and Ben Raybourn's tranny skills combined
2. Have Milton Martinez and Louie Lopez's street skills combined
3. Look like Dylan Rieder and Fred Gall combined
I'll be UNSTOPABBLE

trying to picture what fred gall would look like if he dressed like dylan. like chris farley in tommy boy, fat guy in a little coat? or maybe like terry from reno 911?

[Frank and Fred]

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1. Have Grant Taylor and Ben Raybourn's tranny skills combined
2. Have Milton Martinez and Louie Lopez's street skills combined
3. Look like Dylan Rieder and Fred Gall combined
I'll be UNSTOPABBLE

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trying to picture what fred gall would look like if he dressed like dylan. like chris farley in tommy boy, fat guy in a little coat? or maybe like terry from reno 911?

Dylan + Fred = Andrew Allen. C'mon use your imaginations!

[cky enthusiast]

abbreviated healing time

someone to kick me product

slightly deeper and way smoother trick list

[Francis Xavier]

1. Rosa
2. Hubba Wheels models
3. Delete the idea to start Braille,Revive etc

I imagine asking to be able to any trick,then just dropping hammer after hammer and getting bored.

[BurntPorridge]

Only have the one wish. A little over 10 years I was skating my local and was practicing nose manuals on a ledge, I landed a few and was about to head home before deciding on trying one more. Tore my ACL trying it, wish I had have just gone home instead of trying one more.

[imjusthereforthechips]

Only have the one wish. A little over 10 years I was skating my local and was practicing nose manuals on a ledge, I landed a few and was about to head home before deciding on trying one more. Tore my ACL trying it, wish I had have just gone home instead of trying one more.

that is a real wish. don't forget that dustin dollin had like 7 knee surgeries from tearing his acl(or mcl?) and still had a lengthy "skate career." arto and danny "the gay basher" way both had several knee injuries as well.

[ilikebigbutts]

1 pj remained motivated with skateboarding
2 wenning never drank or drunk, never got face tats or fat
3 cale nuske never got hurt and kept skating rad big shit for his entire career

[scary]

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1. Get on FA
2. Keep my teeth
3. Ban everyone who does those hands on the deck front rocks from skateboarding (hands on the deck front 5-0s are valid tho)

[close]

youre a kook

lmfao don’t come at me crazy when you can’t even afford a profile picture. get a job bum!

[imjusthereforthechips]

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1. Get on FA
2. Keep my teeth
3. Ban everyone who does those hands on the deck front rocks from skateboarding (hands on the deck front 5-0s are valid tho)

[close]

youre a kook

[close]

lmfao don’t come at me crazy when you can’t even afford a profile picture. get a job bum!

ok kook

[Pipe Dreamer]

The ability to Wallride like the the clay man in streets' as been a childhood dream of mine.
S H A L O M 

[Giftedly Hater’d]

Go back in time and teach Baby Hitler to skate.

[WobbleHeadBob]

to go back and film a part when i was at my peak
un breakable boards
floaty tranny ollies

[nonickname]

Some amount of comfort on transition - just to be able to use all these concrete parks that pop up like mushrooms now that I'm old and decrepit.
Go back and have that emergency room Dr. properly diagnose my ankle injury so I get it looked after properly. Not even to negate the injury, they happen, but for him to start the process properly instead of it turning into a cluster fuck.
Consistency now on the handfull of tricks I had in University.

[GauchoAmigo]

1 - be able to powerslide at full speed when bombing hills

that's it. that's all i ask.

[Ziad]

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1. Have Grant Taylor and Ben Raybourn's tranny skills combined
2. Have Milton Martinez and Louie Lopez's street skills combined
3. Look like Dylan Rieder and Fred Gall combined
I'll be UNSTOPABBLE

[close]

trying to picture what fred gall would look like if he dressed like dylan. like chris farley in tommy boy, fat guy in a little coat? or maybe like terry from reno 911?

[close]

Dylan + Fred = Andrew Allen. C'mon use your imaginations!

oh shit that's true

[straight fucking edge]

switch heel, nollie heel, back lip

[Sedition]

1. Skateboarding to die again.
2. Skateboarding to actually be as inclusive as everyone seems to think it is.
3. Not have biology and age cause ability to decay with time.

[imjusthereforthechips]

1. Skateboarding to die again.
2. Skateboarding to actually be as inclusive as everyone seems to think it is.
3. Not have biology and age cause ability to decay with time.

brandon turner got you covered on that

[Mitchell_Stevens_7]

1.  Who really assassinated JFK and did they skate?
2.  Have intelligent extraterrestrials visited earth and do they skate?
3.  How did Jan van Eyck mix his paints and did he skate?

Han van Meegeren had the same question, hopefully your attempt will end in a less tragic way. Van Eyck definitely skated, why else was he so modest in his signature?

[roba]

1. back tails
2. unlimited supply of bbs blanks with stained bottom plies

3. An everlasting joint

[Uncle Guss]

indestructible body
flip tricks into grinds/mannys
back 3s

[CrappyChan]

The imagination of the gonz, the transition stylings of gt and the thoughtfulness of tom knox