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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #210 on: January 20, 2021, 06:46:25 PM »
what even is element these days?

Peace was like last quarter of 2019. They were at the height of their powers and fell so fast.

Anyway, something about a millionaire thinking disorder is cool doesn’t sit right with me.


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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #211 on: January 20, 2021, 06:49:30 PM »
There's going to be a really heavy 6 months where Nyjah will believe these companies will work.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #212 on: January 20, 2021, 07:11:24 PM »
Guys i think it's time for I&I revival
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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #213 on: January 20, 2021, 07:28:18 PM »
damn i was wrong.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #214 on: January 20, 2021, 07:31:00 PM »
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Alas, we await the Nyjah brands nobody needed.


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This is the next logical step. He doesn’t make sense on any other brand, and has enough people hanging on his every move to support the brands. I wonder how bad the first release it gonna look. Probably on some berries brand level.

Nyjah should change everything to an umbrella brand called Abortion. Because that is exactly what is about to happen here.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #215 on: January 20, 2021, 07:35:22 PM »
Alas, we await the Nyjah brands nobody needed.



Awesome. Another skateboard brand I'll add to thhe list of ones I'll never buy.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #216 on: January 20, 2021, 07:51:39 PM »
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Alas, we await the Nyjah brands nobody needed.


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Awesome. Another skateboard brand I'll add to thhe list of ones I'll never buy.

Can't wait for the Piles X Burrito collabo!

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #217 on: January 20, 2021, 08:14:01 PM »
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Alas, we await the Nyjah brands nobody needed.


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This is the next logical step. He doesn’t make sense on any other brand, and has enough people hanging on his every move to support the brands. I wonder how bad the first release it gonna look. Probably on some berries brand level.
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Nyjah should change everything to an umbrella brand called Abortion. Because that is exactly what is about to happen here.

Your super edgy joke would have worked better if you linked it to Plan B.  It still would have sucked, but at least made some sense

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #218 on: January 20, 2021, 08:44:30 PM »
AYC 2.0 here we come.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #219 on: January 20, 2021, 11:37:16 PM »
Piles? Seriously?

Should have read all the definitions of that one before committing.
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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #220 on: January 21, 2021, 12:07:47 AM »
He’s got enough money to try this for a year then take a huge pay cut to get on plan b and “not have to be calling shops about orders you know?? Just back on my board sending it with the homies. Shout out to my butler Dinner.” As if he was running this out from of his under a bank ramp like Dance.

 Then Crob says “right right you just wanna be out sending it with the homies I get it bro. We get it bro. And shout out to Dinner man.” As if he was finishing the sentence for him

Does David loy skate or does he just quote Bieber rape passed out girls and eat fake pills? How the fuck has that kid managed to coast for so long while looking like a 2021 Ali G but gone wrong and it’s not a joke.


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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #221 on: January 21, 2021, 12:21:55 AM »
Piles? Seriously?

Should have read all the definitions of that one before committing.

Wait until Smolik finds out and challenges Nyjah to a coke out.

The '80s were the worst period. You had these horrible pop bands growing their hair and calling themselves metal.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #222 on: January 21, 2021, 01:11:58 AM »
If Loy leaves birdhouse. Birdhouse will be less bad.

dont get my hopes up.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #223 on: January 21, 2021, 01:23:50 AM »
Alas, we await the Nyjah brands nobody needed.


haha wtf is this shit

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #224 on: January 21, 2021, 01:31:10 AM »
Alas, we await the Nyjah brands nobody needed.



hope santiago gets on dudes too good to not get boards

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #225 on: January 21, 2021, 02:56:57 AM »
Alas, we await the Nyjah brands nobody needed.



This is would I would name my fictional brand in middle school. Disorder skateboards... So edgy!
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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #226 on: January 21, 2021, 03:21:50 AM »
Interesting that Disorder Skateboards is registered ONLY for clothing and not actual decks? I looked up Leo's register for Glue and it's specifically says "Skateboards , Skateboard decks".

https://uspto.report/TM/88771247
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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #227 on: January 21, 2021, 04:07:37 AM »
I hope Sinner is the guy calling shops and trying to sell this

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #228 on: January 21, 2021, 04:12:41 AM »
Interesting that Disorder Skateboards is registered ONLY for clothing and not actual decks? I looked up Leo's register for Glue and it's specifically says "Skateboards , Skateboard decks".

https://uspto.report/TM/88771247

He's won it all and done it all. Dude's skateboard company is post-skateboard.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #229 on: January 21, 2021, 04:14:11 AM »
To honest Nine jah can buy Plan b and join to the team. But nobody want him.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #230 on: January 21, 2021, 04:44:50 AM »
Too bad. I really wanted to post a Nyjah Plan B bobble head in the worst graphics thread.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #231 on: January 21, 2021, 04:52:29 AM »
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Piles? Seriously?

Should have read all the definitions of that one before committing.
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Wait until Smolik finds out and challenges Nyjah to a coke out.

maybe it was supposed to say pills.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #232 on: January 21, 2021, 04:55:18 AM »
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If Loy leaves birdhouse. Birdhouse will be less bad.
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dont get my hopes up.

How does the Birdman put up with that dude?  You'd think Reily would pull him aside and be like, "Dad, I got to tell you something."

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #233 on: January 21, 2021, 05:08:42 AM »
+1 for D Loy being a modern Ali G, but you know, not a joke.

He makes me feel crazy. How does he exist? He should be a male model for Dolls Kill and date James Charles and Jeffrey Star. Get fucking spit roasted by them.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #234 on: January 21, 2021, 07:08:39 AM »
He’s got enough money to try this for a year then take a huge pay cut to get on plan b and “not have to be calling shops about orders you know?? Just back on my board sending it with the homies. Shout out to my butler Dinner.” As if he was running this out from of his under a bank ramp like Dance.

 Then Crob says “right right you just wanna be out sending it with the homies I get it bro. We get it bro. And shout out to Dinner man.” As if he was finishing the sentence for him

Does David loy skate or does he just quote Bieber rape passed out girls and eat fake pills? How the fuck has that kid managed to coast for so long while looking like a 2021 Ali G but gone wrong and it’s not a joke.


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Nyjah's not going to be doing that anyways. This isn't a 'Trapasso running a company out of his own garage' situation, Nyjah would obviously be paying people to do all the real work here so he's free to live his playboy lifestyle uninterrupted.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #235 on: January 21, 2021, 07:48:54 AM »
DISORDER SKATEBOARDS sounds like a complete skateboard you find in a big box store. At this point, I assume Nyjah is completely surrounded by sycophantic yes men and con artists who are eager to tell him what a bright future he has with his three new skateboard brands, so long as he hires their cousin's consulting company for $389,000 a quarter
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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #236 on: January 21, 2021, 07:52:25 AM »
Things are about to get real weird. Nigel's lifestyle requires a lot of cash flow, he's in some golden handcuffs. No Nike or Element checks means he will burn through his savings fast if he doesn't dramatically change his spending habits. And it doesn't look like he has trustworthy people around him who can say things he doesn't want to hear. P-Rod and Herman are great examples of people who made good long-term financial decisions that did or will allow them to transition away from the spotlight. Nigel lives like he's going to be rich forever, and he's in deep trouble.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #237 on: January 21, 2021, 07:55:13 AM »
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He’s got enough money to try this for a year then take a huge pay cut to get on plan b and “not have to be calling shops about orders you know?? Just back on my board sending it with the homies. Shout out to my butler Dinner.” As if he was running this out from of his under a bank ramp like Dance.

 Then Crob says “right right you just wanna be out sending it with the homies I get it bro. We get it bro. And shout out to Dinner man.” As if he was finishing the sentence for him

Does David loy skate or does he just quote Bieber rape passed out girls and eat fake pills? How the fuck has that kid managed to coast for so long while looking like a 2021 Ali G but gone wrong and it’s not a joke.


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Nyjah's not going to be doing that anyways. This isn't a 'Trapasso running a company out of his own garage' situation, Nyjah would obviously be paying people to do all the real work here so he's free to live his playboy lifestyle uninterrupted.

I know reading comprehension isn't a common thing with skateboarders, but you really lost the plot. 

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #238 on: January 21, 2021, 08:04:22 AM »
Things are about to get real weird. Nigel's lifestyle requires a lot of cash flow, he's in some golden handcuffs. No Nike or Element checks means he will burn through his savings fast if he doesn't dramatically change his spending habits. And it doesn't look like he has trustworthy people around him who can say things he doesn't want to hear. P-Rod and Herman are great examples of people who made good long-term financial decisions that did or will allow them to transition away from the spotlight. Nigel lives like he's going to be rich forever, and he's in deep trouble.

A) Since when are the Nike checks stopping? He’s going to be on Nike for as long as they have a skateboarding team
B) He has a zillion other sponsors (how many millions does Monster pay him to wear that hat?), and I would wager that his board sponsor was one of the ones that paid the least
C) How do you know he hasn’t invested his money?

To be clear, I still think he’s another rich rube who is about to get conned out of a bunch of money on his skate company no one wants, but I hardly think this marks the end of Nyjah
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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #239 on: January 21, 2021, 08:20:16 AM »
Not surprisingly, none of his new ventures will produce pants.