Am I the Fastest?

[girlfriendplease]

On week days when i have work, i wake up 15 minutes before I leave the house. During those 15 minutes I eat breakfast, take a bath, throw laundry into machine and set it to autowash, get dressed, put a change of clothes in my bag (because i change clothes after a hard days work), brush my teeth, and if im taking out the garbage i will do that too.

Am I the record holder for shortest period of time from waking up til leaving the house for work?

[LUGR]

On week days when i have work, i wake up 15 minutes before I leave the house. During those 15 minutes I eat breakfast, take a bath, throw laundry into machine and set it to autowash, get dressed, put a change of clothes in my bag (because i change clothes after a hard days work), brush my teeth, and if im taking out the garbage i will do that too.

Am I the record holder for shortest period of time from waking up til leaving the house for work?

When you say you “take a bath”, do you mean bird bath in the sink?

[AitchBeeGayBuh]

First 15 minutes of my day is bong load, shit, 2nd bong load, 2nd shit while the shower is warming up... wish I was joking.

[sometimeperhaps]

Since I’ve been working from home I went through a stretch where I would wake up at 8:55, make a coffee and be at my desk answering emails for 9:00. But I don’t live that lifestyle anymore.

You are definitely fast my friend. I can respect that.

[SneakySecrets]

You ARE the fastest.  Happy?

[hotstudios_on_youtube]

I wake up at 730am, I take ten minutes to change, brush my teeth and eat granola bar, 20 minute walk to work, get to work for 8am

[Alan]

On week days when i have work, i wake up 15 minutes before I leave the house. During those 15 minutes I eat breakfast, take a bath, throw laundry into machine and set it to autowash, get dressed, put a change of clothes in my bag (because i change clothes after a hard days work), brush my teeth, and if im taking out the garbage i will do that too.

Am I the record holder for shortest period of time from waking up til leaving the house for work?

Nice. But who takes care of your son in the morning?

[iKobrakai]

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On week days when i have work, i wake up 15 minutes before I leave the house. During those 15 minutes I eat breakfast, take a bath, throw laundry into machine and set it to autowash, get dressed, put a change of clothes in my bag (because i change clothes after a hard days work), brush my teeth, and if im taking out the garbage i will do that too.

Am I the record holder for shortest period of time from waking up til leaving the house for work?

[close]

Nice. But who takes care of your son in the morning?

His wife's boyfriend?

[Frank]

that sounds very stessful, why not wake up earlier and start the day in a more chill way?

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

that sounds very stessful, why not wake up earlier and start the day in a more chill way?

For real... I like to chill for a bit and have my coffee and a smoke then take the dog for a nice little morning walk around the park.

[PERILL]

In my first 15 I usually just wake up, take a shit, get out of bed, and brush my teeth. You must be speed-o-sound sonic to be bolting around your house like that as soon as you wake up. I can barely blink, much less walk around.

[dolphinstyle.]

On week days when i have work, i wake up 15 minutes before I leave the house. During those 15 minutes I eat breakfast, take a bath, throw laundry into machine and set it to autowash, get dressed, put a change of clothes in my bag (because i change clothes after a hard days work), brush my teeth, and if im taking out the garbage i will do that too.

Am I the record holder for shortest period of time from waking up til leaving the house for work?

This is very impressive, but, you see, there is a lot of more potential in the field of saving time. Maybe, if you have time, watch this and you might become even faster (in order to save more time, you might consider jumping to 1:35)

[Fhk]

In my first 15 I usually just wake up, take a shit, get out of bed, and brush my teeth. You must be speed-o-sound sonic to be bolting around your house like that as soon as you wake up. I can barely blink, much less walk around.

I hope that's not in order.

[rawbertson.]

no. I used to wake up at 7:00 and get to work at 7:30, 15 minutes drive, shower, bong, managed to squeeze 2 games of street fighter in and a mcdonalds run. i didnt do laundry though i just buy new clothes wear that shit once then kick them joints to the curb

[Frank]

no. I used to wake up at 7:00 and get to work at 7:30, 15 minutes drive, shower, bong, managed to squeeze 2 games of street fighter in and a mcdonalds run. i didnt do laundry though i just buy new clothes wear that shit once then kick them joints to the curb

real pimp shit

[Gnarfunkell]

that sounds very stessful, why not wake up earlier and start the day in a more chill way?

This is how I think. I'd rather wake up a bit earlier and start my day in a mellow way instead of getting up and rushing frantically.

[Baby on Board]

First 15 minutes of my day is bong load, shit, 2nd bong load, 2nd shit while the shower is warming up... wish I was joking.

Right there with you, but it’s much longer than the first 15 minutes of the day. Usually wake up at like 7:30 am

[lampshade]

I'm chillin' when I get ready for work.  I wake up at 5:45 and get out the door by 7:00.  I try to lay my clothes out the night before so I'm not running around looking for matching socks or a clean undershirt at 6:00.  I set the coffee maker the night before.  I can't shit w/o coffee.  I chill, fuck around on the internet and listen to music/talk radio, drink coffee until I have to shit.  Then shit and shower.  The shit then shower combo is key.  I feel clean the rest of the day.  Get dressed and I'm out the door.

[Freelancevagrant]

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In my first 15 I usually just wake up, take a shit, get out of bed, and brush my teeth. You must be speed-o-sound sonic to be bolting around your house like that as soon as you wake up. I can barely blink, much less walk around.

[close]

I hope that's not in order.

This had me dying.