Author Topic: braille skate shoes (Read 7532 times)

1stofthemonth · « **Reply #60 on:** March 02, 2021, 12:51:32 PM »

i heard the shoes are going to come with a device that reads your thetan levels while you skate. the more tricks you land the higer your thetan levels go. if you amass enough thetan points you can meet xenu in the back of the braille warehouse

Icandoflamingoes · « **Reply #61 on:** March 02, 2021, 01:11:37 PM »

Will these give crispier flicks when skating things that are not skateboards? Bowl of cornflakes or a dildo or whatever they try to skate next?

JosephSmith · « **Reply #62 on:** March 02, 2021, 01:23:11 PM »

Quote from: Icandoflamingoes on March 02, 2021, 01:11:37 PM

Will these give crispier flicks when skating things that are not skateboards? Bowl of cornflakes or a dildo or whatever they try to skate next?

Plot twist: Aaron Kyro did all those zany skate challenges with a dildo up his ass.

jgonzalez · « **Reply #63 on:** March 02, 2021, 03:19:13 PM »

Quote from: JosephSmith on March 02, 2021, 01:23:11 PM

Quote from: Icandoflamingoes on March 02, 2021, 01:11:37 PM
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Will these give crispier flicks when skating things that are not skateboards? Bowl of cornflakes or a dildo or whatever they try to skate next?
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Plot twist: Aaron Kyro did all those zany skate challenges with a dildo up his ass.

Don’t kink shame. anal pleasure while you skate would be savage. Shoutout to the thirsty bottoms into discrete public play

For the record Fuck Kryo tho lmao he don’t deserve ass play

k-nutz · « **Reply #64 on:** March 02, 2021, 07:10:19 PM »

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You mean like shoes for that blind dude who skates for Real?
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why would blind people need special shoes
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Why do blind people have foot fetishes?

How does a blind person know that they are done wiping?

vhsfisheye · « **Reply #65 on:** March 02, 2021, 08:06:08 PM »

Quote from: jgonzalez on March 02, 2021, 03:19:13 PM

Quote from: JosephSmith on March 02, 2021, 01:23:11 PM
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Quote from: Icandoflamingoes on March 02, 2021, 01:11:37 PM
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Will these give crispier flicks when skating things that are not skateboards? Bowl of cornflakes or a dildo or whatever they try to skate next?
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Plot twist: Aaron Kyro did all those zany skate challenges with a dildo up his ass.
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Don’t kink shame. anal pleasure while you skate would be savage. Shoutout to the thirsty bottoms into discrete public play

For the record Fuck Kryo tho lmao he don’t deserve ass play

my new favourite saying

Mr Cheese Resurrection · « **Reply #66 on:** March 02, 2021, 08:07:08 PM »

Tampa Bay

Crailslideyoface · « **Reply #67 on:** March 03, 2021, 09:25:50 AM »

“99 percent of skateboarders hate this idea? Alright, let’s start production”

Uh Oh · « **Reply #68 on:** March 03, 2021, 03:20:45 PM »

Hombreezy · « **Reply #69 on:** March 13, 2021, 02:22:40 AM »

roba · « **Reply #70 on:** March 13, 2021, 02:40:41 AM »

Quote from: Hombreezy on March 13, 2021, 02:22:40 AM

these shits look like he slapped that awful logo on a h&m sneaker

rukes · « **Reply #71 on:** March 13, 2021, 04:21:44 AM »

That Diamanté b is fire tho, not gunna lie

OldCandy · « **Reply #72 on:** March 14, 2021, 09:08:35 PM »

shoe looks good, really dig how the ollie and flick area is one piece.

michael scarn · « **Reply #73 on:** March 14, 2021, 09:32:35 PM »

Quote from: k-nutz on March 02, 2021, 07:10:19 PM

Quote from: Croquet temper on February 23, 2021, 05:05:30 PM
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Quote from: OldSkater on February 23, 2021, 05:02:29 PM
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Quote from: Croquet temper on February 23, 2021, 04:57:56 PM
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You mean like shoes for that blind dude who skates for Real?
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why would blind people need special shoes
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Why do blind people have foot fetishes?
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How does a blind person know that they are done wiping?

Smell test?

Tireeedd · « **Reply #74 on:** March 15, 2021, 02:26:04 AM »

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can we please just get back to some steadfast gatekeeping in skateboarding?

Like this summer everyone here should try and make a kid with a braille/revive/carium product cry.

tease and bully the shit out of them until they cry.
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ahhh the good ol' days - it kept the bloodline strong

Yoshi · « **Reply #75 on:** March 15, 2021, 04:17:38 AM »

Quote from: k-nutz on March 02, 2021, 07:10:19 PM

Quote from: Croquet temper on February 23, 2021, 05:05:30 PM
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Quote from: OldSkater on February 23, 2021, 05:02:29 PM
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Quote from: Croquet temper on February 23, 2021, 04:57:56 PM
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You mean like shoes for that blind dude who skates for Real?
[close]

why would blind people need special shoes
[close]

Why do blind people have foot fetishes?
[close]

How does a blind person know that they are done wiping?

Taste test?

Merman · « **Reply #76 on:** March 15, 2021, 06:13:16 PM »

Quote from: Skatebeard on February 24, 2021, 02:20:59 AM

Any shoe (or other product) that funnels money into scientology, even indirectly, gets a big fat nope from me.

Exactly. Supporting Braille is supporting a multi billion dollar family wrecking indoctrination program. A tax exempt one at that!

Mr Cheese Resurrection · « **Reply #77 on:** March 16, 2021, 08:00:38 PM »

That Braille x Nike SB collaboration dropping next month is going to be fucking fire. Nyjah is going to shock the world and join Revive. You heard it here first cunts.

kerfield · « **Reply #78 on:** March 17, 2021, 12:32:51 AM »

Quote from: Yoshi on March 15, 2021, 04:17:38 AM

Quote from: k-nutz on March 02, 2021, 07:10:19 PM
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Quote from: Croquet temper on February 23, 2021, 05:05:30 PM
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Quote from: OldSkater on February 23, 2021, 05:02:29 PM
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Quote from: Croquet temper on February 23, 2021, 04:57:56 PM
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You mean like shoes for that blind dude who skates for Real?
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why would blind people need special shoes
[close]

Why do blind people have foot fetishes?
[close]

How does a blind person know that they are done wiping?
[close]

Taste test?

Guide dog??

OldSkater · « **Reply #79 on:** March 17, 2021, 03:30:18 AM »

Quote from: Mr Cheese Resurrection on March 16, 2021, 08:00:38 PM

That Braille x Nike SB collaboration dropping next month is going to be fucking fire. Nyjah is going to shock the world and join Revive. You heard it here first cunts.

going from Element to revive would be hilarious

cherry · « **Reply #80 on:** March 17, 2021, 04:48:10 AM »

Nyjah on revive would make me so happy!

From Rastafarianism to Scientology.

One thing is for sure, nyjah will never become a biologist or a scientist in anyway. Religion is perfect for him because it doesn’t require much definition he can just nod and agree. No tests no homework just send it, the nyjah story!

IpathCats · « **Reply #81 on:** March 17, 2021, 06:18:56 AM »

If these shoes don't help get the alien spirits out of my body I don't EFFING want them.

Author Topic: braille skate shoes (Read 7532 times)

vhsfisheye

Mr Cheese Resurrection

Hombreezy

michael scarn

Mr Cheese Resurrection

IpathCats