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Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« on: March 02, 2021, 11:15:40 AM »
Been watching Twin Peaks and have noticed that Chris Joslin looks a lot like Leo Johnson, also probably parties similarly.

This felt important to share with you guys.

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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2021, 11:24:36 AM »
Gonna spam a bunch of threads to get my account to PAL just to kook you

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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2021, 11:33:03 AM »
I won't forget to gnar you for this.  You've been doing your research.

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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2021, 11:46:01 AM »
Gonna spam a bunch of threads to get my account to PAL just to kook you

I'm gonna befriend you on instragram and like all your pics and write you encouraging messages when you post sad stories. Later, after we become friends in real like, I'll buy you presents like bath bombs and concert tickets for no particular reason other than I was thinking of you. On our wedding day I'll read you my own heartfelt vows and on our honeymoon I'll give you lavish massages with fine, foreign oils. In our starter home days I'll cook for you every night and rub your feet when you return from work. When we get to our second home I'll be sure to choose one with a man cave for you and insist on a hammock for the backyard that you can lay in on your day's off. At this point, when you trust me the most, I'll change the wifi password.
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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2021, 11:50:18 AM »
"You drink one brand of energy drink from now on, because if I ever see two different brands of energy drinks in this house again I’m gonna snap your neck like a twig."

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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2021, 11:51:07 AM »
"You drink one brand of energy drink from now on, because if I ever see two different brands of energy drinks in this house again I’m gonna snap your neck like a twig."

LOL

I can totally see it.

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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2021, 12:04:06 PM »
Fittingly, this thread is creeping me out but I can't stop watching.

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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2021, 12:22:34 PM »
Cool story Bro.
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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2021, 12:27:07 PM »
1. dope thread
2. they look nothing alike


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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2021, 12:28:54 PM »
1. dope thread
2. they look nothing alike

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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2021, 12:30:38 PM »
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"You drink one brand of energy drink from now on, because if I ever see two different brands of energy drinks in this house again I’m gonna snap your neck like a twig."
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LOL

I can totally see it.

His behavior seems to be the polar opposite of Leo Johnson's. As dopey as Chris can come off in certain contexts, it seems like he loves his family and is trying to put them first. Leo was plain selfish & definitely didn't live as close to a Target as Joslin.

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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2021, 01:36:35 PM »
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"You drink one brand of energy drink from now on, because if I ever see two different brands of energy drinks in this house again I’m gonna snap your neck like a twig."
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LOL

I can totally see it.
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His behavior seems to be the polar opposite of Leo Johnson's. As dopey as Chris can come off in certain contexts, it seems like he loves his family and is trying to put them first. Leo was plain selfish & definitely didn't live as close to a Target as Joslin.

I wonder if Julia ever sneaks off to Target, looks around, gets a Monster in her cart. They load the bags, a smidge of guilt comes over her as she takes off her mandated mask, existing the store. Maybe a bead or two of sweat trickle down her forehead onto her cheek as she sips that sweet, sweet nectar. "Ambrosia, food of the Gods" she thinks to herself, as she drinks it down, still in the Target parking lot. Kids in the back, wondering when they are going home. As she gulps the final drips, tucks the empty can into the side of the door. Upon arriving home, she sees Chris has also just returned.

"Hey babe, just big flipped an 18 stair today"
"That's great honey, I was just doing some shopping at Target"
"I'll help you with the bags..."
"No no… heh heh.. I've got it" (as she remembers the empty can, nervously).

They eat a nice family dinner, containing all of the basic food groups. She keeps telling herself "Don't forget the can... don't forget the can". As they lay in bed, she waits for Chris to drift off, before sneaking downstairs to retrieve the empty can and tuck it underneath a heavy bag in the bin. She can't wait for tomorrow, for she can re-unleash the beast again.

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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2021, 02:51:15 PM »
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"You drink one brand of energy drink from now on, because if I ever see two different brands of energy drinks in this house again I’m gonna snap your neck like a twig."
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LOL

I can totally see it.
[close]

His behavior seems to be the polar opposite of Leo Johnson's. As dopey as Chris can come off in certain contexts, it seems like he loves his family and is trying to put them first. Leo was plain selfish & definitely didn't live as close to a Target as Joslin.
[close]

I wonder if Julia ever sneaks off to Target, looks around, gets a Monster in her cart. They load the bags, a smidge of guilt comes over her as she takes off her mandated mask, existing the store. Maybe a bead or two of sweat trickle down her forehead onto her cheek as she sips that sweet, sweet nectar. "Ambrosia, food of the Gods" she thinks to herself, as she drinks it down, still in the Target parking lot. Kids in the back, wondering when they are going home. As she gulps the final drips, tucks the empty can into the side of the door. Upon arriving home, she sees Chris has also just returned.

"Hey babe, just big flipped an 18 stair today"
"That's great honey, I was just doing some shopping at Target"
"I'll help you with the bags..."
"No no… heh heh.. I've got it" (as she remembers the empty can, nervously).

They eat a nice family dinner, containing all of the basic food groups. She keeps telling herself "Don't forget the can... don't forget the can". As they lay in bed, she waits for Chris to drift off, before sneaking downstairs to retrieve the empty can and tuck it underneath a heavy bag in the bin. She can't wait for tomorrow, for she can re-unleash the beast again.


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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2021, 03:53:40 PM »
new shoes

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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2021, 05:15:23 PM »
i see it


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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2021, 08:53:08 PM »
i see it



came in to post a leo quote and leave but this picture actually sold me

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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2021, 06:51:06 AM »
Haven’t read thru this thread yet , but it already has one of my favorite thread title names ever in all of Slap History
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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2021, 07:01:41 AM »
Andy Anderson, I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2021, 11:12:31 AM »
Gonna spam a bunch of threads to get my account to PAL just to kook you
Just might do this...
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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2021, 02:46:01 PM »
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Gonna spam a bunch of threads to get my account to PAL just to kook you
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Just might do this...
Neither of you would be the first. And hey look at me I'm gaming the system too. I mostly just responded so I could get updates on this thread.
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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2021, 03:29:03 PM »
Ford FOCUS

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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2021, 03:41:41 PM »
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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2021, 03:56:09 PM »
SHELLY!!!!!! >:-(

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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2021, 06:25:18 PM »

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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2021, 07:35:55 PM »
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i see it


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Leo's sweater same as the floor
And the heather grey pattern is TV static
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Chris Joslin is Leo Johnson
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2021, 07:51:54 AM »
Brilliant.

Some of Audrey's outfits same thing.