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The alwaysbekind IG has been posting a lot of IG stories about him today.  Apparently he was:

- kicked off Chocolate immediately (no contract)
- was going to get his Lakai contract bought out, but then they decided to tell him to kick rocks instead
- Garshell is mad at him (though that seems rich considering the company he keeps)
- tons of skaters have been hitting him up to tell him what a piece of shit he is
- thrasher has blacklisted him
- currently works as a janitor in SF
- may fit the broad definition of a psychopath
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Seems a little harsh to paint janitors with the same brush as psychopaths (but right-in-line with what I feel has become this thread's true intention - a circle-jerk of social-superiority using a low-set bar).

Since it's you though, Applebum, I don't imagine you meant to slight janitors, but offer my shitty opinion since you've been correcting other's placement of words.
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Literally just stated a fact but way to try to paint yourself above everyone that doesn't like abusers or sex offenders

It's called context my fellow slapper - every other fact involved a negative repercussion/insights, insinuating that being a janitor was as bad as the others situations.
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What's Johan up to these days?

Moved to Portland to escape taking any accountability for his actions. Think I heard he works as a barista there and doesn't skate anymore.

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What's Johan up to these days?
moved to portland

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What's Johan up to these days?
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Moved to Portland to escape taking any accountability for his actions. Think I heard he works as a barista there and doesn't skate anymore.

he’s still skating, saw an edit of him and skate talk bob a couple weeks back.
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Please tell me that QR code links to this thread.

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haha nah johan, grant, cromer, foy, zion etc are all from Jupiter Florida.


sounds like hes restocking muffins in portland though. dude looks like his face was pinched with some type of photoshop tool.

fuck em both straight to hell



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Please tell me that QR code links to this thread.

It sure does

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Please tell me that QR code links to this thread.
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It sure does
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Being a janitor in the city probably pays way better than being a lakai pro.

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haha nah johan, grant, cromer, foy, zion etc are all from Jupiter Florida.


sounds like hes restocking muffins in portland though. dude looks like his face was pinched with some type of photoshop tool.

fuck em both straight to hell



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What's Johan up to these days?
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Moved to Portland to escape taking any accountability for his actions. Think I heard he works as a barista there and doesn't skate anymore.
Which coffee shop ? im in pdx. or at least tell me the zone and ill find it

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What's Johan up to these days?
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Moved to Portland to escape taking any accountability for his actions. Think I heard he works as a barista there and doesn't skate anymore.
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Which coffee shop ? im in pdx. or at least tell me the zone and ill find it

what you going to do

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he's a bug chaser so i'm guessing the dude wants herpes.. this place is full of fucking weird people.

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What's Johan up to these days?
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Moved to Portland to escape taking any accountability for his actions. Think I heard he works as a barista there and doesn't skate anymore.
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Which coffee shop ? im in pdx. or at least tell me the zone and ill find it
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what you going to do
I will assess the situation and figure out the next move

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he's a bug chaser so i'm guessing the dude wants herpes.. this place is full of fucking weird people.

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What's Johan up to these days?
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Moved to Portland to escape taking any accountability for his actions. Think I heard he works as a barista there and doesn't skate anymore.
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Which coffee shop ? im in pdx. or at least tell me the zone and ill find it
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what you going to do
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I will assess the situation and figure out the next move

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Being a janitor in the city probably pays way better than being a lakai pro.

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation, RAPE ALLEGATIONS, victims share texts
« Reply #1038 on: September 19, 2021, 03:09:53 AM »
his name is not in the chocolate's riders list anymore. Completely cut out from Crailtap's crew.

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation, RAPE ALLEGATIONS, victims share texts
« Reply #1039 on: September 19, 2021, 06:49:13 AM »
his name is not in the chocolate's riders list anymore. Completely cut out from Crailtap's crew.

Are you using internet explorer?

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation, RAPE ALLEGATIONS, victims share texts
« Reply #1040 on: September 19, 2021, 06:53:27 AM »
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his name is not in the chocolate's riders list anymore. Completely cut out from Crailtap's crew.
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Are you using internet explorer?

LMAO he found he 30 free hours AOL disc and this thread is under the “skateboarding” tab

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation, RAPE ALLEGATIONS, victims share texts
« Reply #1041 on: September 19, 2021, 09:44:19 AM »
his name is not in the chocolate's riders list anymore. Completely cut out from Crailtap's crew.
That would be nice if he were completely cut from crailtap.  Vincent Alvarez still skates with him and the Lakai team secretly lets him in the van still and they normalize him acting a fool by yelling/ trying to start shit with any random skater he notices. The dude is still a piece of shit and his friends aren’t going to do anything about it until their egos get affected.



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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation, RAPE ALLEGATIONS, victims share texts
« Reply #1042 on: September 19, 2021, 10:55:57 AM »
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Being a janitor in the city probably pays way better than being a lakai pro.
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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

He could make $80-150k a year cleaning up street feces over there.
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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation, RAPE ALLEGATIONS, victims share texts
« Reply #1043 on: September 19, 2021, 11:25:45 AM »
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Being a janitor in the city probably pays way better than being a lakai pro.
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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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He could make $80-150k a year cleaning up street feces over there.
…And talk about job security too! If he’s in SF, LA or just about any large US city, there will be no shortage of street feces for the foreseeable fewture.
I rather like the idea of Yonny tackling turds in an urban environment, actually.
Also, Yonny, if you’re reading: Daryl has been calling you for weeks now, pick up the phone, already! He says he wants to put you on flow for Castle Bolts brand.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation, RAPE ALLEGATIONS, victims share texts
« Reply #1044 on: September 19, 2021, 11:37:04 AM »

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation, RAPE ALLEGATIONS, victims share texts
« Reply #1046 on: September 19, 2021, 05:42:21 PM »
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Being a janitor in the city probably pays way better than being a lakai pro.
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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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He could make $80-150k a year cleaning up street feces over there.


Maintenance workers for SF public works make 45k-60k a year. Shitty truths.
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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation, RAPE ALLEGATIONS, victims share texts
« Reply #1048 on: September 22, 2021, 05:37:32 AM »
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Being a janitor in the city probably pays way better than being a lakai pro.
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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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He could make $80-150k a year cleaning up street feces over there.
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Maintenance workers for SF public works make 45k-60k a year. Shitty truths.

Men at Work makes it look so fun though.
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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation, RAPE ALLEGATIONS, victims share texts
« Reply #1049 on: September 22, 2021, 07:06:47 AM »
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Being a janitor in the city probably pays way better than being a lakai pro.
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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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He could make $80-150k a year cleaning up street feces over there.
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Maintenance workers for SF public works make 45k-60k a year. Shitty truths.
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Men at Work makes it look so fun though.

I can vouch that the majority of us in dirty jobs don’t make anywhere near what people would think.

When I drove a trash truck I made 57k annually by being paid $220 a day with no overtime. When I was a landscaper for the city I made 40k annually.
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