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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #240 on: April 05, 2021, 07:46:28 AM »
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Don’t mean to derail the legitimacy of this thread even further but isn’t Kelly pushing 40? Those behaviors and using the term “Bad bitch”, regardless of context, are not a good look for a grown ass man. Maybe he needs a job outside of skateboarding for once in his life to remind him that he’s an adult. Peter Pan syndrome having m’fer.
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Hmm cheating doesn’t really have a age limit to it. Nor does breaking off a relationship. If a relationship doesn’t work out it doesn’t work which is why you see people married 25 years or so and getting divorces there is nothing wrong with it and it certainly doesn’t make you not a grown ass man
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I'm 45 and I am gonna go tell me wife she ain't a bad bitch no more. Hang on.
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And what does that have to do with what I said? ( notice I never talked about the terminology he used)The relationship didn’t work, he told her he needed a break and started seeing other people. Are you saying that he is not allowed to start seeing other people and should of stayed with her even though he wasn’t vibing with the relationship?

I'm talking about the terminology, this isn't about you. It's about a white 40 year old human talking like this and it's hilariously cringey. But I can totally see it for some reason.

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #241 on: April 05, 2021, 07:52:15 AM »
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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #242 on: April 05, 2021, 08:05:18 AM »
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Don’t mean to derail the legitimacy of this thread even further but isn’t Kelly pushing 40? Those behaviors and using the term “Bad bitch”, regardless of context, are not a good look for a grown ass man. Maybe he needs a job outside of skateboarding for once in his life to remind him that he’s an adult. Peter Pan syndrome having m’fer.
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Hmm cheating doesn’t really have a age limit to it. Nor does breaking off a relationship. If a relationship doesn’t work out it doesn’t work which is why you see people married 25 years or so and getting divorces there is nothing wrong with it and it certainly doesn’t make you not a grown ass man
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I'm 45 and I am gonna go tell me wife she ain't a bad bitch no more. Hang on.
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And what does that have to do with what I said? ( notice I never talked about the terminology he used)The relationship didn’t work, he told her he needed a break and started seeing other people. Are you saying that he is not allowed to start seeing other people and should of stayed with her even though he wasn’t vibing with the relationship?

i think you're missing the point here. She says for the last 6 months of their relationship. It seems like asking for a break and then there still being 6 months he was prob still fucking with her and leading her on. Heavy on the gaslighting and disrespecting her. She mentions people messaging her so she probably just got fed up with the fuckery. It doesn't surprise me. It also DOESNT MATTER if they were technically together or not, he seems to have really fucked with her. She doesnt even really talk shit about him just saying what happened to her. we need to stop pretending like we love women but treating the women we love like this. kelly needs to take responsibility and not move through the world like it owes him shit.

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #243 on: April 05, 2021, 08:14:05 AM »
This mentality has always been there for Kelly, it wasn't until he jump roped into some abs he was confident enough to carry it out.
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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #244 on: April 05, 2021, 08:19:39 AM »
sheesh you guys really want to tear this dude apart for nothing. fuck yonnie cruise though.

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #245 on: April 05, 2021, 08:46:35 AM »
sheesh you guys really want to tear this dude apart for nothing. fuck yonnie cruise though.

its nothing because people say its nothing. it is something and people need to not keep this kind of behavior secret its emotionally abusive and happens to girls all the time especially in the skateboard community.

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #246 on: April 05, 2021, 08:58:37 AM »
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Don’t mean to derail the legitimacy of this thread even further but isn’t Kelly pushing 40? Those behaviors and using the term “Bad bitch”, regardless of context, are not a good look for a grown ass man. Maybe he needs a job outside of skateboarding for once in his life to remind him that he’s an adult. Peter Pan syndrome having m’fer.
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Hmm cheating doesn’t really have a age limit to it. Nor does breaking off a relationship. If a relationship doesn’t work out it doesn’t work which is why you see people married 25 years or so and getting divorces there is nothing wrong with it and it certainly doesn’t make you not a grown ass man

You don’t have reading comprehension skills, I get it. It’s obvious that cheating on a partner in a relationship is not bound by age or gender - shit, it happens all the time. Good people do bad things sometimes, myself included.  That wasn’t my point. If you’re close to 40 and you portray yourself as having this squeaky clean image on the world’s fakest skate podcast (do you see how awkward those fools are when talking about anything remotely sexual, in nature?) but you’re out there looking for porn stars on Tinder and referring to girls as  “bad bitches”, that’s on some Charlie Sheen shit and you’re a certified man baby.

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #247 on: April 05, 2021, 09:00:42 AM »
Imagine Kelly Hart telling you you’re not a boss bitch and don’t have pride. I would’ve died suffocating, doubled over from laughter. Does he do Cameo? Maybe I can pay him to say it out loud on camera. California sounds weird as hell.
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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #248 on: April 05, 2021, 09:08:04 AM »
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Don’t mean to derail the legitimacy of this thread even further but isn’t Kelly pushing 40? Those behaviors and using the term “Bad bitch”, regardless of context, are not a good look for a grown ass man. Maybe he needs a job outside of skateboarding for once in his life to remind him that he’s an adult. Peter Pan syndrome having m’fer.
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Hmm cheating doesn’t really have a age limit to it. Nor does breaking off a relationship. If a relationship doesn’t work out it doesn’t work which is why you see people married 25 years or so and getting divorces there is nothing wrong with it and it certainly doesn’t make you not a grown ass man
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You don’t have reading comprehension skills, I get it. It’s obvious that cheating on a partner in a relationship is not bound by age or gender - shit, it happens all the time. Good people do bad things sometimes, myself included.  That wasn’t my point. If you’re close to 40 and you portray yourself as having this squeaky clean image on the world’s fakest skate podcast (do you see how awkward those fools are when talking about anything remotely sexual, in nature?) but you’re out there looking for porn stars on Tinder and referring to girls as  “bad bitches”, that’s on some Charlie Sheen shit and you’re a certified man baby.

So your real problem is how he portrays himself on a podcast? And he uses tinder to get laid ( 90 percent of the apps population are there just to do that)and uses the words bad bitches? Again how is this some Charlie sheen shit or makes someone immature?
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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #249 on: April 05, 2021, 09:11:09 AM »
Can't believe there is "grow ass men" on here butting in on someone else's relationship issues. Its literally pathetic and is some teenage girl high school stuff.

I mean you must be obsessed with him or have very little going on. Whats it to you.
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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #250 on: April 05, 2021, 09:15:25 AM »
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Don’t mean to derail the legitimacy of this thread even further but isn’t Kelly pushing 40? Those behaviors and using the term “Bad bitch”, regardless of context, are not a good look for a grown ass man. Maybe he needs a job outside of skateboarding for once in his life to remind him that he’s an adult. Peter Pan syndrome having m’fer.
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Hmm cheating doesn’t really have a age limit to it. Nor does breaking off a relationship. If a relationship doesn’t work out it doesn’t work which is why you see people married 25 years or so and getting divorces there is nothing wrong with it and it certainly doesn’t make you not a grown ass man
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I'm 45 and I am gonna go tell me wife she ain't a bad bitch no more. Hang on.
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And what does that have to do with what I said? ( notice I never talked about the terminology he used)The relationship didn’t work, he told her he needed a break and started seeing other people. Are you saying that he is not allowed to start seeing other people and should of stayed with her even though he wasn’t vibing with the relationship?
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i think you're missing the point here. She says for the last 6 months of their relationship. It seems like asking for a break and then there still being 6 months he was prob still fucking with her and leading her on. Heavy on the gaslighting and disrespecting her. She mentions people messaging her so she probably just got fed up with the fuckery. It doesn't surprise me. It also DOESNT MATTER if they were technically together or not, he seems to have really fucked with her. She doesnt even really talk shit about him just saying what happened to her. we need to stop pretending like we love women but treating the women we love like this. kelly needs to take responsibility and not move through the world like it owes him shit.

If someone is in a relationship with you and they say they need a break that pretty much means we are breaking up; if you didn’t want to break up then why would you not want a break. The second part of your paragraph is on some stalkerish type shit if I’m not with someone then I’m under no obligation to not to see other people. Last but not least People can fall out of love it happens all the time doesn’t mean that they are douchebags or anything about responsibility

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #251 on: April 05, 2021, 09:33:53 AM »
Kelly Hart said I wasnt a boss bitch and Crob loves him for it

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #253 on: April 05, 2021, 11:13:59 AM »
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sheesh you guys really want to tear this dude apart for nothing. fuck yonnie cruise though.
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its nothing because people say its nothing. it is something and people need to not keep this kind of behavior secret its emotionally abusive and happens to girls all the time especially in the skateboard community.

I agree to an extent, but believe it or not there are women who are emotionally/physcially abusive too. Ive dealt with it myself before and you never really know from the outside

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #254 on: April 05, 2021, 11:21:31 AM »
This is getting out of hand, but Kelly really should give me that Wenning board he has

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #255 on: April 05, 2021, 11:28:41 AM »
The audacity and entitlement of some of you people thinking you have the right to pass judgement on two adults failed relationship.  Social media and narcissism has rotted your brains.

Being an asshole is not against the law.  Their relationship failed.  This should have been private details kept between adults, and the ravenous way a group of supposed adults are salivating at a strangers downfall is more disturbing to me than any insensitive thing he may or may not have said to his former partner. 

bunch of fuckin weirdos
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« Reply #256 on: April 05, 2021, 11:35:49 AM »
The audacity and entitlement of some of you people thinking you have the right to pass judgement on two adults failed relationship.  Social media and narcissism has rotted your brains.

Being an asshole is not against the law.  Their relationship failed.  This should have been private details kept between adults, and the ravenous way a group of supposed adults are salivating at a strangers downfall is more disturbing to me than any insensitive thing he may or may not have said to his former partner. 

bunch of fuckin weirdos

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #257 on: April 05, 2021, 11:38:27 AM »
damn right. I need me a boss bitch as well. aint nothing like a confident woman.

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #258 on: April 05, 2021, 12:56:12 PM »
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damn right. I need me a boss bitch as well. aint nothing like a confident woman.
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 she looks boss to me

Damn leave this girl alone man she have a priveate profile leave her alone.

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #259 on: April 05, 2021, 01:02:04 PM »
Kelly got lost in the sauce. Not saying he's right for any of that, but it sounds like his best friend and her past got in his head. Sounds like he should have just broke it off with her.

I wouldnt necessarily put this in the Yawnie category tho. Dude should learn about feminism. I have been lately after doing some introspection. I've learned that, patriarchal society nor toxic masculinity hasn't don't me any favors and of anything, has left me questioning myself. I'm just beginning my journey, but so far I've learned a lot about my own privilege as a cis gender man. Shits pretty fucked up.

Anyways, sounds like Kelly on midlife crisis/pornstars


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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #260 on: April 05, 2021, 01:34:11 PM »
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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #261 on: April 05, 2021, 01:41:40 PM »
Yonnie Cruz sounds like a horrible person.

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #262 on: April 05, 2021, 02:15:16 PM »
The audacity and entitlement of some of you people thinking you have the right to pass judgement on two adults failed relationship.  Social media and narcissism has rotted your brains.

Being an asshole is not against the law.  Their relationship failed.  This should have been private details kept between adults, and the ravenous way a group of supposed adults are salivating at a strangers downfall is more disturbing to me than any insensitive thing he may or may not have said to his former partner. 

bunch of fuckin weirdos

I want to find a constructive way to respond to this, cause I hear what you're saying but it's not the point. There are people here and anywhere else that genuinely get their kicks to see people's lives fall apart - but they never get involved in the first place, just hang around to see shit hit the fan. Any movement in this thread has not been on their behalf. Please keep that in mind.

There's important conversations that can happen around these problems, and there's people on here who invest in keeping those conversations going. It's not an accurate assessment to erase all of that and boil everything in these threads down to "supposed adults (...) salivating at a strangers downfall". It's important to confront the people who genuinely want to be entertained by drama - but that doesn't mean lumping that shit together with the people who are doing the hard work of trying to ground these discussions one dumpster fire at a time.

Whoever wants to revel in seeing a stranger's life fall apart is doing nothing to help the world, and I agree with that point. But that's a given - and that's always stupid, and I will always agree. After 9 pages though, to summarize everything as that, is a gross misrepresentation.

Speaking for myself, I have encouraged that these problems need to be taken seriously & are all too common. Nowhere in that logic is there a suggestion that: a stranger should be arrested; a stranger should be ruined; a stranger should be punished. Where I've confronted a poster in this thread & others I've confronted them for their direct language.

In addition to that: I agree, this should've been a private ordeal. But it's not; and that's not her (Kelly's ex) fault. It's not irresponsible to prioritize trust in women & survivors; when you are / have been one or the other, you realize there is nothing to gain by being in that position. If anything, you can only guarantee re-traumatization and ridicule. So we trust women & survivors. I hope you can come to not conflate that with wishing for someone's demise. That's a curious misunderstanding.

I'm just want to say that I hear you and what you are saying makes sense. But it's hyperbole, and it does more damage to the actual discussions going on amidst the usual storm of shit-posting than it does a service to anyone. There's always gonna be a storm of shit-posts in threads like these and even in threads with less weight. We should be able to sift between the nonsense and the meaningful content in any thread though, especially before we make a loaded summary.

So that's that.

Now for my typical emotional ranting.

I do have the right to pass judgment on anyone. I don't give a fuck who you are. I've seen enough shit in this life to not worry about whether I have a right. I do. Rape is rape; abuse is abuse; bullshit is bullshit.

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #263 on: April 05, 2021, 02:42:40 PM »


Intentional ? What you reckon

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #264 on: April 05, 2021, 02:52:07 PM »
I wouldnt look into too hard, those dudes are flying out of Orlando and Yonnies probably staying in FL

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #265 on: April 05, 2021, 02:56:43 PM »
Saying at 36 that you only want bad bitches is big ex fat kid energy.

That mook was probably gonna be a Olympic judge.
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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #266 on: April 05, 2021, 04:32:32 PM »
Situation Sucks.  He needs to speak up.

Call me a simp or whatever but I feel like there's just inherently fuckable dudes and then the rest, so I could see where that's the basis for this situation to form itself.  Cute guy with rocks for brains, check.  I know there's a logic partition and sexism with cancel but the reality is Yonnie got it from somebody, and conidering he's a guy, we'll never know who.  Then you're surprised he doesn't up and get well versed in consent or stops sleeping around with these same chicks who aren't interested in the guy at the library for one second.. She can sleep with whoever she wants (skateboarder in this case) and isn't a whore, but there's an underlying reality of the situation regardless of vocabulary or social hot-button trends


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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #267 on: April 05, 2021, 04:36:00 PM »
Situation Sucks.  He needs to speak up.

Call me a simp or whatever but I feel like there's just inherently fuckable dudes and then the rest, so I could see where that's the basis for this situation to form itself.  Cute guy with rocks for brains, check.  I know there's a logic partition and sexism with cancel but the reality is Yonnie got it from somebody, and conidering he's a guy, we'll never know who.  Then you're surprised he doesn't up and get well versed in consent or stops sleeping around with these same chicks who aren't interested in the guy at the library for one second.. She can sleep with whoever she wants (skateboarder in this case) and isn't a whore, but there's an underlying reality of the situation regardless of vocabulary or social hot-button trends


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Im confused. Your point is that he has rocks for brains so shouldn't be expected to learn anything, and therefore can just spread herpes around to people knowingly? Just so you know it reads like illiterate whataboutism.
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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #268 on: April 05, 2021, 04:50:00 PM »
Situation Sucks.  He needs to speak up.

Call me a simp or whatever but I feel like there's just inherently fuckable dudes and then the rest, so I could see where that's the basis for this situation to form itself.  Cute guy with rocks for brains, check.  I know there's a logic partition and sexism with cancel but the reality is Yonnie got it from somebody, and conidering he's a guy, we'll never know who.  Then you're surprised he doesn't up and get well versed in consent or stops sleeping around with these same chicks who aren't interested in the guy at the library for one second.. She can sleep with whoever she wants (skateboarder in this case) and isn't a whore, but there's an underlying reality of the situation regardless of vocabulary or social hot-button trends


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Google Slavoj Zizek, then google Slavoj Zizek wedding and tell me what that does for your worldview.

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Re: Yonnie Cruz caught in a Stuckey situation
« Reply #269 on: April 05, 2021, 05:01:46 PM »
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Situation Sucks.  He needs to speak up.

Call me a simp or whatever but I feel like there's just inherently fuckable dudes and then the rest, so I could see where that's the basis for this situation to form itself.  Cute guy with rocks for brains, check.  I know there's a logic partition and sexism with cancel but the reality is Yonnie got it from somebody, and conidering he's a guy, we'll never know who.  Then you're surprised he doesn't up and get well versed in consent or stops sleeping around with these same chicks who aren't interested in the guy at the library for one second.. She can sleep with whoever she wants (skateboarder in this case) and isn't a whore, but there's an underlying reality of the situation regardless of vocabulary or social hot-button trends


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Google Slavoj Zizek, then google Slavoj Zizek wedding and tell me what that does for your worldview.

Hey leave my guy Slavoj out of this lol