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Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« on: April 03, 2021, 09:59:10 AM »
https://youtu.be/c2z1TY0R5-A
They’re making it just too easy to make fun of.
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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2021, 10:05:04 AM »
Thoughts and prayers

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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2021, 10:05:45 AM »
Yeah, I'm not gonna watch some random Kyro vid.
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2021, 10:06:00 AM »
April fooled

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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2021, 10:09:22 AM »
April fooled
Exactly what I thought, honestly you know deep down he wants a guest spot with JCassanova or shoutout.
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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2021, 10:27:31 AM »
Damn poor bastard got some pretty bad pink eye

Probably from his vengeful children

I too would hate being filmed playing with toys

Burn in hell Zenu man, burn in hell

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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2021, 10:44:42 AM »
Damn poor bastard got some pretty bad pink eye

finally took his head out of his ass

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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2021, 10:50:25 AM »
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Damn poor bastard got some pretty bad pink eye
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finally took his head out of his ass

Made me spit my drink out.

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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2021, 11:18:59 AM »
It's an April Fools joke.

Anyways:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv32onsjaeE

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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2021, 01:01:47 PM »
we could only wish...

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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2021, 01:02:59 PM »
Damn poor bastard got some pretty bad pink eye

Probably from his vengeful children

I too would hate being filmed playing with toys

Burn in hell Zenu man, burn in hell

This kind of looked like a haiku so i edited and made one:

bastard got pink eye
probably from his children
burn zenu man, burn
« Last Edit: April 03, 2021, 01:21:15 PM by DanCorteseFromMTVSports »

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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2021, 02:57:33 PM »
Beyond impressed that this dork has the reach to get Gwyneth Paltrow to participate in his corny April Fool's prank

edit - I did a quick google search and immediately found a picture of her son wearing an Illegal Civ hoodie, so I'm guessing that's the route this took
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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2021, 03:03:57 PM »
Beyond impressed that this dork has the reach to get Gwyneth Paltrow to participate in his corny April Fool's prank

edit - I did a quick google search and immediately found a picture of her son wearing an Illegal Civ hoodie, so I'm guessing that's the route this took

Is she a scientologist as well?

She is super cute, but a complete piece of shit.

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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2021, 03:12:24 PM »
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Beyond impressed that this dork has the reach to get Gwyneth Paltrow to participate in his corny April Fool's prank

edit - I did a quick google search and immediately found a picture of her son wearing an Illegal Civ hoodie, so I'm guessing that's the route this took
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Is she a scientologist as well?

She is super cute, but a complete piece of shit.

I doubt she's a scientologist and I don't know anything about her personally, I was just surprised to see a genuine A-list movie star there.

And for sure, she has aged like fine wine. Absolutely stunning.
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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2021, 03:26:02 PM »
It's an April Fools joke.

Anyways:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv32onsjaeE
Holyfuck I only made 37 seconds in but that was something.

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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2021, 03:31:08 PM »
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Beyond impressed that this dork has the reach to get Gwyneth Paltrow to participate in his corny April Fool's prank

edit - I did a quick google search and immediately found a picture of her son wearing an Illegal Civ hoodie, so I'm guessing that's the route this took
[close]

Is she a scientologist as well?

She is super cute, but a complete piece of shit.
[close]

I doubt she's a scientologist and I don't know anything about her personally, I was just surprised to see a genuine A-list movie star there.

And for sure, she has aged like fine wine. Absolutely stunning.

She peddles her GOOP line of products and they're terrible. They're supposed to be "healthy" but some create a big risk for infections and other problems.

Basically, she uses her looks and status as celebrity to sell snake oil to the average person.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-lab-netflix-941830/
https://www.bbc.com/news/health-51312441
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/02/08/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-lab-is-horrible-medical-industry-is-partly-blame/
https://www.businessinsider.com/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-bad-health-advice-2016-5

Quote from: ChuckRamone
I love when people bring up world hunger. It makes everything meaningless.
"That guy is double parked."
"Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?

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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2021, 04:36:57 PM »
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Beyond impressed that this dork has the reach to get Gwyneth Paltrow to participate in his corny April Fool's prank

edit - I did a quick google search and immediately found a picture of her son wearing an Illegal Civ hoodie, so I'm guessing that's the route this took
[close]

Is she a scientologist as well?

She is super cute, but a complete piece of shit.
[close]

I doubt she's a scientologist and I don't know anything about her personally, I was just surprised to see a genuine A-list movie star there.

And for sure, she has aged like fine wine. Absolutely stunning.
[close]

She peddles her GOOP line of products and they're terrible. They're supposed to be "healthy" but some create a big risk for infections and other problems.

Basically, she uses her looks and status as celebrity to sell snake oil to the average person.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-lab-netflix-941830/
https://www.bbc.com/news/health-51312441
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/02/08/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-lab-is-horrible-medical-industry-is-partly-blame/
https://www.businessinsider.com/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-bad-health-advice-2016-5

Not that I support this snake oil in any way but this was a fav story of 2018:  https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/sep/05/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-to-pay-out-over-unproven-health-benefits-of-vaginal-eggs

Goop’s website still claims that inserting the eggs into the vagina helps “cultivate sexual energy, clear chi pathways in the body, intensify femininity, and invigorate our life force”.

Its $66 Jade Egg and $55 Rose Quartz egg are still offered for sale on the site, but the company has agreed to pay $145,000 to settle allegations that it previously made unscientific claims about the eggs, and a herbal essence that it had said helped tackle depression.

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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2021, 05:02:59 PM »
Damn let’s never post anything about these dudes ever again... good or bad. Please and thank you.

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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2021, 06:08:51 PM »
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Beyond impressed that this dork has the reach to get Gwyneth Paltrow to participate in his corny April Fool's prank

edit - I did a quick google search and immediately found a picture of her son wearing an Illegal Civ hoodie, so I'm guessing that's the route this took
[close]

Is she a scientologist as well?

She is super cute, but a complete piece of shit.
[close]

I doubt she's a scientologist and I don't know anything about her personally, I was just surprised to see a genuine A-list movie star there.

And for sure, she has aged like fine wine. Absolutely stunning.
[close]

She peddles her GOOP line of products and they're terrible. They're supposed to be "healthy" but some create a big risk for infections and other problems.

Basically, she uses her looks and status as celebrity to sell snake oil to the average person.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-lab-netflix-941830/
https://www.bbc.com/news/health-51312441
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/02/08/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-lab-is-horrible-medical-industry-is-partly-blame/
https://www.businessinsider.com/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-bad-health-advice-2016-5
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Not that I support this snake oil in any way but this was a fav story of 2018:  https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/sep/05/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-to-pay-out-over-unproven-health-benefits-of-vaginal-eggs

Goop’s website still claims that inserting the eggs into the vagina helps “cultivate sexual energy, clear chi pathways in the body, intensify femininity, and invigorate our life force”.

Its $66 Jade Egg and $55 Rose Quartz egg are still offered for sale on the site, but the company has agreed to pay $145,000 to settle allegations that it previously made unscientific claims about the eggs, and a herbal essence that it had said helped tackle depression.


Don't forget about the explosive vagina candles

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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2021, 06:23:25 PM »
Imagine thinking you are clowning Braille on a new post and it turns out you actually fell for THEIR April Fools joke? Damn.

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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2021, 06:55:01 PM »
Berra for sure funds this clown. #insidejob

For real though, fuck Scientology.

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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2021, 07:26:05 PM »
Gwenyth Paltrow on Braille??

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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2021, 07:33:42 PM »
Has anyone on Slap burned one of Gwyneth Paltrow's vag candles?



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« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2021, 08:58:57 PM »
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« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2021, 09:08:39 PM »
It's like me looking up advice from Chris Joslin
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« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2021, 09:08:49 PM »
Don’t play with my emotions
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Re: Braille calls it quits?! Lol
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2021, 03:07:02 AM »
Imagine thinking you are clowning Braille on a new post and it turns out you actually fell for THEIR April Fools joke? Damn.
As opposed to half the crap we bitch about that’s posted on UWTB?! I’d say this is pretty good prank regardless if we like it or not.

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« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2021, 04:55:18 AM »
The day Braille dies, maybe when I'm super old and can barely take a shit without assistance, that day will be a good day. Fuck him and everyone that works at Braille. Never mind the Olympics, never mind how awful Nike is, never mind all that, fuck Braille and fuck scientology.

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« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2021, 05:12:27 AM »
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