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Re: could you accurately judge a pro contest?
« Reply #30 on: May 31, 2022, 01:52:52 PM »
Is it judged by pants? If so, yes.

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Re: could you accurately judge a pro contest?
« Reply #31 on: May 31, 2022, 04:16:55 PM »
Yes, I meet all of Rothdigga’s qualifications just don’t seat me next to Kelly Hart. Jk.

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Re: could you accurately judge a pro contest?
« Reply #32 on: May 31, 2022, 06:04:06 PM »
Sure, I could be judgmental!
I’d probably award half of my points to fits and board setups, the rest would be style and whether or not they are industry p(r)awns. Instant zero score if they are racist, homophobic and/ or abusive towards animals. So yeah, a total of around 3 current pros would actually get a score from me…
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Re: could you accurately judge a pro contest?
« Reply #33 on: May 31, 2022, 07:01:29 PM »
contests are too subjective i feel like. it would be way more accurate to have pros punch each other in the face and see who can keep kickflipping the longest
y’all not fuckin with what i’m fuckin with

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Re: could you accurately judge a pro contest?
« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2022, 08:20:27 PM »
I would ban kickflip back lips

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Re: could you accurately judge a pro contest?
« Reply #35 on: May 31, 2022, 10:37:53 PM »
i’m judgemental as fuck

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Re: could you accurately judge a pro contest?
« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2022, 08:35:24 PM »
roth invited me to judge a kids contest a few years ago and it was awesome, it was tricky to give maybe an accurate score, but choosing the winner seemed to be pretty easy.

was weird watching kids rip a vert ramp better than i ever could and judging them on it. if i were to try that with pros i think it would feel even weirder.
You got questions? Ask me like a fucking man. You know my Insta.

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Re: could you accurately judge a pro contest?
« Reply #37 on: June 01, 2022, 10:33:17 PM »
nah
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Re: could you accurately judge a pro contest?
« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2022, 01:19:22 AM »
Did the skater start skating before the year 2000?

Does he come from the same city as me?

Does he sag his pants?

First place.
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