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Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« on: April 23, 2021, 04:22:47 PM »
Any good reason?
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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2021, 04:25:05 PM »
spot’s been skate stopped already

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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2021, 04:34:26 PM »
I can’t get those yoga mom’s attention, I hadn’t considered this approach

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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2021, 04:57:03 PM »
Lock-down defense. Taking that top assignment every night and not subbing out until they do. Running around a million screens. Relentless pressure but not fouling. Not afraid to get posterized - nothing goes uncontested. Respect

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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2021, 05:05:52 PM »
"Was just about to say, wtf is up with this EdLawndale guy?"


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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2021, 05:09:18 PM »
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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2021, 05:21:26 PM »
She did him a favour really, ain't no one wanna see a line filmed in that horrendously ill-proportioned outfit. Torso for days bruh

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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2021, 05:38:43 PM »
I haven't had to deal with that kind of situation in years. Do not understand people's priorities

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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2021, 05:59:22 PM »
Lock-down defense. Taking that top assignment every night and not subbing out until they do. Running around a million screens. Relentless pressure but not fouling. Not afraid to get posterized - nothing goes uncontested. Respect

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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2021, 06:41:06 PM »
SP fuckin sucks


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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2021, 07:12:26 PM »
Good form. Sweet ass see why she kooks so good

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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2021, 08:18:56 PM »
Never understood why people feel they need to be vigilantes over shit like this.

 Why does she need feel the need to possibly put her self in harm's way to protect this ledge? Does it have magical powers? Did she cut this ledge from some sacred mountain and drag it to the city herself? Did she conceive her first child here? What was the point of all this?

She could have easily shaken her head, mumbled something under her breathe, and moved on with her day. It is a bit of luck no one ended up getting hurt here.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2021, 08:33:11 PM by TheLurper »

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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2021, 08:30:06 PM »
i think she was low key flirting

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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2021, 12:18:26 AM »
I assume she doesn‘t know about skateboard culture  >:(
why come?

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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2021, 12:23:17 AM »
She's passionate about lobsters

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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2021, 01:44:28 AM »
Possibly has crabs and wants SP to get rid of them.
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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2021, 03:59:33 AM »

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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2021, 04:57:47 AM »
i think she was low key flirting

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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2021, 05:03:48 AM »
Possibly has crabs and wants SP to get rid of them.
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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2021, 08:26:36 AM »
I can’t get those yoga mom’s attention, I hadn’t considered this approach

Right? I’m out here frequenting whole foods and the farmers’ market, and Prawn’s magnetic with zero effort.
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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2021, 08:42:29 AM »
spot’s been skate stopped already

I guess skate stopping spots with aggressive Karens in gaudy yoga pants is their latest approach.

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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2021, 09:19:56 PM »
Surprised he didn't ask her for a cigarette.
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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2021, 06:36:49 AM »
Lock-down defense. Taking that top assignment every night and not subbing out until they do. Running around a million screens. Relentless pressure but not fouling. Not afraid to get posterized - nothing goes uncontested. Respect
I'm honestly impressed by the effort she put in. If someone was blocking me like that I'd give up and go to another spot
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Re: Why Skaters Can't Skate Spots
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2021, 06:55:13 AM »
she looks like EXACTLY like my hygenist