Which pro skater smells the best/worst

[dr.prestige]

and Dylan/Austin of course, I bet they smell good

Considering it takes between 8 to 12 years for an embalmed body to decompose to a skeleton in its grave and that Dylan passed about 4 and a half years ago I would imagine Dylan does not smell good at all right now

edit: Dylan was cremated, so he actually doesn't smell like much of anything now

[Eric Dolphy]

How does gilbert crockett smells?

If he's been trying to "break in" new selvedge denim for the past six months by not washing it, he's a heavyweight contender for sure.

Lizzie probably smells the best.

T-Funk's hair looks like he washes it with his own bodily secretions
That young dreadlocks guy on Baker who kicked a baby probably reeks too

[Dark Knight]

The Rasa Libre team.

[SatanicPanic]

I know I said Bam but I’d like to change my answer to DP

[wildbillhiccup]

Maldonado, Lizard King, and Figgy were especially ripe when I met them

[IpathCats]

Best, probably dyrdek or prod, one of those guys you never see dirty, maybe shanahan.

Worst, I'm gonna go with joslin. He's always dirty as fuck and he's on that anti science shit so maybe he doesn't bathe/deodorant either idk.

[brucewillis]

Lizard 'Mike Plumb' King stunk up the whole park when he was skating it. Think Seinfeld car lingering BO.

This is the smell of passion baby

[boi-cuzudo]

Any skater on a steady diet of beanie all year round + no socks + not changing pants

[boi-cuzudo]

Tights under crust short reeks of rancid pbr farts

[Lowcalcium]

Would be shocked if Figgy didn't smell atrocious, although Ryan Reyes might smell worse.  Seems like Sage might smell alright for a pro skater.

Figgy only smells so bad now because HK hated on him for bringing cologne on a Emerica Trip

[Rubbrick]

Sheckler smells like Axe “Phoenix” #doublepitstochesty. So he’s gotta smell the worst

[Noble Experiment]

Baca back when he was still a heshed out metalhead teenager/young adult used to smell pretty gnarly according to a couple friends I have who hung around him back in the day.

[radcunt]

Jaws would smell like 7 day old shittted undies, fruit roll ups and off milk

AA would smell like a newborn soiled nappy

[QixHexagon]

Never mit him, but I'm pretty sure Evan Smith smells just like he looks.

[quesly]

wonder if bam still uses the power stripe

[pinche gringo]

Judging from the crust punk buttflap, Nolan Johnson probably doesn’t smell very good.

[rukes]

 

How does gilbert crockett smells?

With his olfactory receptors hahaha

Seriously, try the fish

[AitchBeeGayBuh]

Was at an x games contest in San Diego when I was younger, maybe 97. To this day l still don’t know who smelt worse. Rodil jr was baaaaaaad. But the collective odor of Frank Hirata n his wife on that hot summer day still lingers to this day.

[SneakySecrets]

Seems likely that there were a lot of really stinky leather jackets hanging around during the filming of Baker2G.

I bet Chad Tim Tim smells nice.

[jakeumms]

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Would be shocked if Figgy didn't smell atrocious, although Ryan Reyes might smell worse.  Seems like Sage might smell alright for a pro skater.

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Figgy only smells so bad now because HK hated on him for bringing cologne on a Emerica Trip

So it was Heath who turned Figgy onto that swamp thing life.

[duniwayRobber]

Best - Matt Beach, clean as his switch flips.

Worst - Lizard. That guy smelled foul but what do you expect from someone who spits on the floor of their own room. He was almost as nice as Beach though.

[Allen.]

Ed hasn’t ever used deodorant according to the Emerica site. Can confirm he stinks.

[ColorWheelsGraphicsOut]

I don't know about worst, but I bet David Gravette smells like a wet beaver that got skunked.

[Shrinedescender]

Pat Burke

I remember thinking how greasy that dude looked in the last $lave video.

[Hotpocket]

Imagine being the most foul smelling of this line up.

That fuckin hurt to watch

[pamier]

Not a pro but I smell like a cockbag. I tried the no shampoo/body soap things that’s apparently great for your health and hair but now I just smell like b.o. Regardless I still picked up mad chicks in P.E b4 online school (would like like to edit this for legal reasons and state that i got no bitches) prolly cuz my hair was silky smooth from the lack of hair dryness.

shout out lil droptop

[Urtripping]

Bet Nigel has to use a lot of febreeze getting Dinner's funk out of his furniture

[carlosthelizard]

that dan corrigan dude shows up on my explore and i can seriously smell him through my phone.. stinky

Can confirm (at least back in PA) he smelled gnar, but granted would be skating the park after getting off a construction job.

Gregson smells like the inside of a fake leg.  It's bad.