Author Topic: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie (Read 29585 times)

Biancapal · « **on:** April 20, 2021, 06:41:36 PM »

Not sure if anyone else here shelled out the $20 to see it, but I did and man do I regret it. Only kinda cool think about it was seeing Tyshawn, Reynolds, Louie, and even a small cameo from Kader, but the plot didn’t really make sense/land and the whole conflict is about how the main character just lies to his friends about skating with pros. Should be on some streaming platform in May and then it will get the full review from everyone, but Mikey Alfred should just stop trying to hype these things up because it bummed me out...

fakie butt drop · « **Reply #1 on:** April 20, 2021, 08:29:58 PM »

new illegal civ movie was bad? i thought skaters were notorious for being great actors...

Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace · « **Reply #2 on:** April 20, 2021, 08:32:53 PM »

Is this a common thing with regards to becoming a pro skater? Your friends getting mad at you because you are skating with pros instead of them?

From everything I've seen, people in real life still regularly skate with their non-sponsored friends after turning am or pro for a company. Hell, who do you think films all their insta clips?

fakie butt drop · « **Reply #3 on:** April 20, 2021, 09:09:43 PM »

if jonah hill isnt shown doing a kickflip, idgaf

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #4 on:** April 20, 2021, 09:11:46 PM »

You could’ve eaten Taco Bell for a month for $20

Some dude · « **Reply #5 on:** April 20, 2021, 09:17:35 PM »

20 bucks...yikes. If it was free to watch..nevermind...fuck that too. I’m still disappointed I wasted 85 minutes watching mid 90’s..or 88 minutes watching Street Dreams..shit..maybe I will end up watching it..I know it’ll be a waste of time...how long is it?

lk130 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 20, 2021, 09:26:46 PM »

I know.
Watch a doc to makeup for it or maybe we'll shout u out in the next Stylin' On You

brucewillis · « **Reply #7 on:** April 20, 2021, 10:22:36 PM »

The best movie about skateboarding is The Man Who Souled the World. The rest is garbage

TurdyBird · « **Reply #8 on:** April 20, 2021, 10:29:39 PM »

Nah man, Gleaming the Cube.

FatGuy92 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 20, 2021, 11:06:53 PM »

Quote from: brucewillis on April 20, 2021, 10:22:36 PM

The best movie about skateboarding is The Man Who Souled the World. The rest is garbage

Minding the Gap was good one as well imo

DaleSr · « **Reply #10 on:** April 20, 2021, 11:38:31 PM »

Quote from: fakie butt drop on April 20, 2021, 08:29:58 PM

new illegal civ movie was bad? i thought skaters were notorious for being great actors...

He's no Frank the Nose

Welpok · « **Reply #11 on:** April 20, 2021, 11:42:05 PM »

Quote from: Some dude on April 20, 2021, 09:17:35 PM

20 bucks...yikes. If it was free to watch..nevermind...fuck that too. I’m still disappointed I wasted 85 minutes watching mid 90’s..or 88 minutes watching Street Dreams..shit..maybe I will end up watching it..I know it’ll be a waste of time...how long is it?

We could always watch grind instead haha. But on a real note, I'm with you on this one.

jakeumms · « **Reply #12 on:** April 21, 2021, 12:22:49 AM »

Horny for a hate watch

EdLawndale · « **Reply #13 on:** April 21, 2021, 01:18:47 AM »

I've never even heard of this movie. I live in LA but have only been to North Hollywood like twice. It's Nowheresville.

Double Thick Filbert · « **Reply #14 on:** April 21, 2021, 01:24:18 AM »

You expected something that mikey alfred did to be good? Shame on you

backside_reacharound · « **Reply #15 on:** April 21, 2021, 02:04:23 AM »

You mean to tell me that THIS guy made a bad movie about skateboarding?? Color me shocked.

dallou · « **Reply #16 on:** April 21, 2021, 03:18:25 AM »

Quote from: FatGuy92 on April 20, 2021, 11:06:53 PM

Quote from: brucewillis on April 20, 2021, 10:22:36 PM
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The best movie about skateboarding is The Man Who Souled the World. The rest is garbage
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Minding the Gap was good one as well imo

The one about germany and skating post ww2 was really good too. It aint California or something like that. But yes those 2 above are great

dallou · « **Reply #17 on:** April 21, 2021, 03:20:34 AM »

Quote from: dallou on April 21, 2021, 03:18:25 AM

Quote from: FatGuy92 on April 20, 2021, 11:06:53 PM
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Quote from: brucewillis on April 20, 2021, 10:22:36 PM
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The best movie about skateboarding is The Man Who Souled the World. The rest is garbage
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Minding the Gap was good one as well imo
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The one about germany and skating post ww2 was really good too. It aint California or something like that. But yes those 2 above are great. Also not a doc but ken park and Paranoid park are also really good. Not ABOUT skating but still

baaaaaaguette · « **Reply #18 on:** April 21, 2021, 03:52:25 AM »

Quote from: fakie butt drop on April 20, 2021, 09:09:43 PM

if jonah hill isnt shown doing a kickflip, idgaf

Let’s start with a simple ollie then well move on the the advanced manœuvres

IpathCats · « **Reply #19 on:** April 21, 2021, 04:28:42 AM »

Dang, I'll still probably check it out though. I'm a sucker for skate movies. They're never really good, but usually pretty funny idk. I own a copy of grind, I'll throw that shit on sometimes when people are over, usually gets a laugh.

Reed Richards · « **Reply #20 on:** April 21, 2021, 04:50:49 AM »

SHAQUEEFA · « **Reply #21 on:** April 21, 2021, 05:06:25 AM »

The Grind doesn't even bother me, its supposed to be corny. I like that kind of humor for skateboarding. Haven't watched North Hollywood, but mid 90's was very average.

anal drill · « **Reply #22 on:** April 21, 2021, 05:23:42 AM »

best movie is planb true.flip in flip out dang dang dang banger after banger after banger!!! haters gonna hate

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #23 on:** April 21, 2021, 05:31:38 AM »

This movie is awesome.

Jean-Ralphio Zaperstein · « **Reply #24 on:** April 21, 2021, 05:36:35 AM »

Quote from: DaleSr on April 20, 2021, 11:38:31 PM

Quote from: fakie butt drop on April 20, 2021, 08:29:58 PM
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new illegal civ movie was bad? i thought skaters were notorious for being great actors...
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He's no Frank the Nose

Machotaildrop = best skate movie

Murge · « **Reply #25 on:** April 21, 2021, 05:42:41 AM »

Quote from: doublesteveburger on April 20, 2021, 09:11:46 PM

You could’ve eaten Taco Bell for a month for $20

Damn that’s like an order for me ha

Jewel Runner · « **Reply #26 on:** April 21, 2021, 06:15:50 AM »

Haven't seen it yet I'm waiting for it to be free so I can watch it. I don't know what to expect so we'll see.

I might check some of the movies mentioned previously too

GuessAgain? · « **Reply #27 on:** April 21, 2021, 06:40:58 AM »

Quote from: Jean-Ralphio Zaperstein on April 21, 2021, 05:36:35 AM

Quote from: DaleSr on April 20, 2021, 11:38:31 PM
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Quote from: fakie butt drop on April 20, 2021, 08:29:58 PM
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new illegal civ movie was bad? i thought skaters were notorious for being great actors...
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He's no Frank the Nose
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Machotaildrop = best skate movie

It’s the best because it’s so self aware and ridiculous, I completely did not believe such a film could have existed until I saw it last year. Mccrank and Rattray who’d have thought it.

Also I believe you can’t make a good/cool movie about skateboarding. People should stop trying to prove that wrong. A good/unique story with skateboarding/youth culture as the backdrop can work if done right.

A skate movie with Donald Trump’s pal Vince Vaughn and Miranda Cosgrove, what the fuck was the casting director smoking? I understand bigger names help the movie to get picked up by distributors but damn, what a monumental flop. In the process Mikey has been shown up by Davonte Jolly at doing his own thing.

Dorje Drolo · « **Reply #28 on:** April 21, 2021, 07:34:25 AM »

Quote from: Beeda Weeda on April 21, 2021, 05:31:38 AM

This movie is awesome.

Hands down the greatest skate movie ever made.

Theme For A Jackal · « **Reply #29 on:** April 21, 2021, 07:35:52 AM »

Quote from: Biancapal on April 20, 2021, 06:41:36 PM

Not sure if anyone else here shelled out the $20 to see it, but I did and man do I regret it. Only kinda cool think about it was seeing Tyshawn, Reynolds, Louie, and even a small cameo from Kader, but the plot didn’t really make sense/land and the whole conflict is about how the main character just lies to his friends about skating with pros. Should be on some streaming platform in May and then it will get the full review from everyone, but Mikey Alfred should just stop trying to hype these things up because it bummed me out...

Not trying to be a cool guy here but I don't think I'd watch it if it was free, also if you let Mikey Alfred trick you into thinking anything he does is cool then that's on you

Author Topic: North Hollywood was an objectively terrible movie (Read 29585 times)

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