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Slap Sucks
« on: April 21, 2021, 05:52:32 PM »
I know, a thousand topics already exist on this topic, which should say something in itself.

You claim to support the mental-health of individuals, yet call people Horse-Face and fetishize TK's whateva-tha-fuck-his-mind-is-doing.

The second a person steps forward to embrace this culture (Rob Brink offering money to charities in exchange for banter) they have a 6 page thread of demonization.

Instead of responses I receive anonymous downvotes. Even Reddit offers better interactions.

Either this place is full of fucking complete idiots (which is honesty and I bet scientifically the most likely answer) or it's full of the world's wildest trolls.

I love, I mean, I absolutely LOVEEEEE talking anonymous beer-fueled shit, but there is no rhyme or reason to SLAP.

Wait, is that the point, Chaotic Neutral?

Shit... still
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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2021, 05:55:37 PM »

Either this place is full of fucking complete idiots (which is honesty and I bet scientifically the most likely answer) or it's full of the world's wildest trolls.

A little of column A, a little of column B.
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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2021, 05:56:15 PM »
focus, thanks

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2021, 05:56:27 PM »
Have you tried sucking SLAP?

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2021, 05:57:20 PM »

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2021, 06:00:18 PM »
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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2021, 06:02:33 PM »
Most skateboarders are just regular people which means i probably hate a lot of you deeply and i feel no unity between yall and me just because we ride a skateboard and share it as a hobby.
Treat people nicely if or not they ride a skateboard. You can even punsh them in the face if they are racist or dickheads to mentally ill people just as if they wouldnt skate.


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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2021, 06:03:53 PM »


God dammit boomer!!! You and fucking Jenna Fischer's tata's making me feel like a Scrooge, it's like fucking clockwork.

You, the owner of DLX (Steve?) and Nice Dave all are exceptions, as well as others. I just don't get this place, and I want to? Weird.
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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2021, 06:07:12 PM »
Maybe thereís nothing to get. Maybe this place is just an abyss of meaninglessness like the rest of existence.

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2021, 06:08:01 PM »
i for one fall in the idiot camp


i donít think any of you are real, i think slap was invented by my mom to make me think people want to talk to me

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2021, 06:22:03 PM »
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2021, 06:36:51 PM »


The list is egregious, I know, and by my own logic, I must be an idiot or a troll.

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2021, 06:37:44 PM »
he has more street wisdom, his heart is too big, he smokes more different than anyone, his bitch is too bad. We have to take him out

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2021, 06:38:33 PM »
We have down votes?

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2021, 06:55:11 PM »
Have you tried sucking SLAP?

SLAP got me drunk and had its way with me. I'm entitled to no repercussions and it takes all the blame, right?
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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2021, 06:59:14 PM »
OP, perhaps you could look at it from a group psychology perspective.  Humans are prone to act in some fucked up ways and slap is basically the Stanford prison experiment but with skaters.  You mourn not only slap, but the human condition itself.

Youíre staring into the yawning abyss and pondering its depths.  You ponder the nature of infinity.  You try to comprehend the sheer size of the universe.  You know that the lightyears of seemingly empty space between celestial bodies is easily dwarfed by the empty space within each of our souls.
Dude was folically fucked from the get go.

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2021, 07:27:27 PM »
Youíre staring into the yawning abyss and pondering its depths.  You ponder the nature of infinity.  You try to comprehend the sheer size of the universe.  You know that the lightyears of seemingly empty space between celestial bodies is easily dwarfed by the empty space within each of our souls.
GOD DAMN IT, Sneak!

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2021, 07:30:28 PM »
I know, a thousand topics already exist on this topic, which should say something in itself.

You claim to support the mental-health of individuals, yet call people Horse-Face and fetishize TK's whateva-tha-fuck-his-mind-is-doing.

The second a person steps forward to embrace this culture (Rob Brink offering money to charities in exchange for banter) they have a 6 page thread of demonization.

Instead of responses I receive anonymous downvotes. Even Reddit offers better interactions.

Either this place is full of fucking complete idiots (which is honesty and I bet scientifically the most likely answer) or it's full of the world's wildest trolls.

I love, I mean, I absolutely LOVEEEEE talking anonymous beer-fueled shit, but there is no rhyme or reason to SLAP.

Wait, is that the point, Chaotic Neutral?

Shit... still
how long until you're allowed leave SLAP?

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2021, 07:44:15 PM »
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I know, a thousand topics already exist on this topic, which should say something in itself.

You claim to support the mental-health of individuals, yet call people Horse-Face and fetishize TK's whateva-tha-fuck-his-mind-is-doing.

The second a person steps forward to embrace this culture (Rob Brink offering money to charities in exchange for banter) they have a 6 page thread of demonization.

Instead of responses I receive anonymous downvotes. Even Reddit offers better interactions.

Either this place is full of fucking complete idiots (which is honesty and I bet scientifically the most likely answer) or it's full of the world's wildest trolls.

I love, I mean, I absolutely LOVEEEEE talking anonymous beer-fueled shit, but there is no rhyme or reason to SLAP.

Wait, is that the point, Chaotic Neutral?

Shit... still
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how long until you're allowed leave SLAP?

You can sign-off, but you can't ever leave.
fuck poutine we eat pussy out here.

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2021, 08:05:52 PM »
Maybe you suck  8)

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2021, 08:08:56 PM »
you can't stop the slap

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2021, 08:15:52 PM »
OP needs to peep the new lk stylin on you. Itís all smiles/laughs in there

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2021, 08:17:59 PM »
https://youtu.be/utcyuYcLaic

I just clicked on that vid and randomly skipped to 36:00 and watched it for about a minute and a half. And it was well worth it, thanks.
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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2021, 08:18:20 PM »

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2021, 08:32:10 PM »
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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2021, 08:34:19 PM »
slap ya mama

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2021, 08:42:50 PM »
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I just clicked on that vid and randomly skipped to 36:00 and watched it for about a minute and a half. And it was well worth it, thanks.

I just bookmarked to watch later... another youtube BANGER!  Thanks fredgallSOTY
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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2021, 08:42:54 PM »
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Slap sucks

We know  8)

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Re: Slap Sucks
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2021, 09:00:14 PM »
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I just clicked on that vid and randomly skipped to 36:00 and watched it for about a minute and a half. And it was well worth it, thanks.
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I just bookmarked to watch later... another youtube BANGER!  Thanks fredgallSOTY

Indeed a banger.  Remember to be rahspectful but not so eager to please.