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The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« on: April 26, 2021, 03:28:29 AM »

Before the days of the Iraq War made training to fight in urban centers a necessity, the Marine Corps was being proactive with the idea that the U.S. Military might have to capture some cities during a war. Urban combat exercises became a focal point after the Battle of Mogadishu, culminating in the large-scale Urban Warrior exercises in 1999.

One of the innovations tested in Urban Warrior was the development of the combat skateboard.

Urban Warrior was a test by the Marine Corps Warfighting Laboratory to test the effectiveness of Marines fighting in large urban areas, which the Corps predicted would materialize on the world’s coastlines. The urban area was more than just another terrain for fighting. It came with its own set of obstacles to overcome including lack of shelter, lack of resources and the ease of booby-trapping rooms, trash, and even entire buildings.

The idea was that conventional U.S. Military power would be limited in an urban environment with a large civilian population and the potential for collateral damage. American tanks, munitions, and other go-tos of the arsenal of democracy would be useless in such an environment. On top of that, disaster relief and humanitarian assistance would have to accompany the fighting to prevent the devolution of the city into another Stalingrad.

Since the Corps knew what wouldn’t work, Urban Warrior was a chance to see what would work.

The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
Like these spiffy “new” Urban BDUs.

On top of weapons, strategies, and uniforms, the Marines who landed and took over parts of Chicago, San Francisco, and Oakland in 1999 also tested a number of tactical ideas at their makeshift proving grounds, including the combat skateboard.

The Marines used store-bought, off-the-shelf, skateboards during Urban Warrior to detect tripwires in buildings and draw sniper fire, among other uses. What the Marines really took away from its experimentation with combat skateboards is that standard knee and elbow pads were useless for American troops fighting in urban centers and specialized ones would have to be obtained.

The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
Lance Cpl. Chad Codwell, from Baltimore, Maryland, with Charlie Company 1st Battalion 5th Marines, carries an experimental urban combat skateboard which is being used for manuevering inside buildings in order to detect tripwires and sniper fire. This mission is in direct support of Urban Warrior ’99.

(U.S. Marine Corps photo by Lance Cpl. Christopher Vallee)

Also tested by Marines in urban combat exercises were paragliders and bulldozers, which Marines dubbed “the bulldozer from hell.”

https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-tactical/marine-corps-skateboard-unit-1990s/

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2021, 06:38:51 AM »
Nothing is as silent as a skateboard with small hard wheels rolling down a city block.

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2021, 06:44:23 AM »
OP the future war is in the arctic, catch up

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2021, 06:45:50 AM »
Permission to rip, Sir?  8)
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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2021, 06:51:11 AM »
was thinking wouldnt rollerblades be better but no, definintely not. i am forgetting the practicallity of being able to ditch the board at any given moment. it is actually a pretty fucking sick idea considering you are a moving target but you can basically remain still and while firing on your enemy with precision. but pretty impractical considering the amount of time it takes to get decent at skateboarding. you could have big ol soft cruiser wheels that are hella silent too and deal with bumps and shit bettter. but yeah if you are in an area with shit ground it seems pretty useuess just extra shit you gotta carry around

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2021, 07:07:09 AM »
if this gets stop rocks recognized as enemy combatants i'm all for it

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2021, 07:08:32 AM »
Is that gunfire? A Helicopter? No, it’s some solider violently mongo pushing down the street with a flat spot and an AR-15




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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2021, 07:10:28 AM »
damn can you imagine the sub culture of enlisted skating

enlisted only edits, clips, dudes who aren’t in the army dressing like they are for clout etc.

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2021, 07:16:20 AM »
damn can you imagine the sub culture of enlisted skating

enlisted only edits, clips, dudes who aren’t in the army dressing like they are for clout etc.

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2021, 07:23:27 AM »
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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2021, 07:26:45 AM »
In 50 Cent voice, "Skateboard UNIT!!!."

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2021, 07:34:24 AM »
I believe this guy was AM for the A-Team.

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2021, 07:38:35 AM »
I believe this guy was AM for the A-Team.

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2021, 07:47:04 AM »
As a former infantry marine, I can wholeheartedly say that this is the dumbest shit ever.

Couldn’t imagine having to do “training” to teach a bunch of knuckle draggers how to skate.

The marine corps has this really wild ability to take shit that sounds awesome and make it lame as shit. Like living with your friends and working for a place that was founded in a bar and drinking is encouraged, getting paid to shoot guns and jump out of planes and helicopters. Sounds like a hoot until they find a way to fuck it all up.

Tl/dr: wack.
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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2021, 07:52:10 AM »
We shouldn't be encouraging radicalization
Andy Anderson, I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2021, 08:09:58 AM »
It would of def been a longboard
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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2021, 08:19:08 AM »
Should have sent in David Spade and the Bones Brigade, Police Academy style.  Christian Slater could have been there to Gleam the Cube and bang Winnoina Ryder. Maybe D Way and Vov parachuting in from helicopters. 

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2021, 08:28:03 AM »
After getting fired from their jobs at an electronics store, Bones (Pauly Shore) and Jack (Andy Dick) sign up for the U.S. Army Reserve, hoping to make a little money with a minimum of responsibility. What the hapless pals don't realize, however, is that Libya has just invaded Chad, so Bones and Jack are quickly shipped off for service. Now these slackers turned Army recruits are getting lost in the Sahara and engaging in armed combat with the Libyan forces.

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2021, 08:46:02 AM »
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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2021, 09:09:43 AM »
As a former infantry marine, I can wholeheartedly say that this is the dumbest shit ever.

Couldn’t imagine having to do “training” to teach a bunch of knuckle draggers how to skate.

The marine corps has this really wild ability to take shit that sounds awesome and make it lame as shit. Like living with your friends and working for a place that was founded in a bar and drinking is encouraged, getting paid to shoot guns and jump out of planes and helicopters. Sounds like a hoot until they find a way to fuck it all up.

Tl/dr: wack.

Bicycles seem way more fesable. 

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2021, 09:10:05 AM »
Fuck the military industrial complex.

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2021, 09:23:27 AM »
Notice the markings on the deck: apparently this private has been getting down with all kinds of slides

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2021, 09:25:13 AM »
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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2021, 10:21:52 AM »
Is that gunfire? A Helicopter? No, it’s some solider violently mongo pushing down the street with a flat spot and an AR-15

Perfect visual lol

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2021, 10:28:25 AM »
Brb, stealing valor to get a sweet USMC discount at zumiez
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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2021, 10:44:01 AM »
Maybe there was more to all those military ads in Transworld.

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2021, 10:46:46 AM »
OP the future war is in the arctic, catch up

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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2021, 10:57:35 AM »
if this happened now, what companies would supply their setups?
boards - darkstar or whatever paul hart's board company is called
trucks - independent for sure
wheels - bones/ricta


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Re: The Marine Corps tested a skateboard unit in the 1990s
« Reply #29 on: April 26, 2021, 11:26:19 AM »
if this happened now, what companies would supply their setups?
boards - darkstar or whatever paul hart's board company is called
trucks - independent for sure
wheels - bones/ricta

Everyone’s flowed five oh shop decks.
Well I have like 9 Andy Anderson dated flight decks.