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Robert Neal On StockX
« on: April 28, 2021, 01:23:46 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/COLQN5UhS0y/

One of the most painful videos I've ever watched and I still don't even know what riding for StockX means.

Dude definitely takes the title for most superfluous usage of the word "like".


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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2021, 01:25:54 PM »
this is almost as bad as having hollywood habibi as your manager

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2021, 01:29:20 PM »
What a stocked team.
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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2021, 01:31:34 PM »
Robert Neil and Boo Johnson of wishing they were hooked by Virgil and Supreme but settling with StockX as the next best thing

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2021, 01:35:19 PM »
I wish there was a way to unfollow him more then I already have

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2021, 01:37:19 PM »
Incredibility talented on a board but I have always thought we was a stuck up prick.

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2021, 01:42:39 PM »
That thing were a dog and their person look a lot alike is definitely the case with this dude and his pup. It's adorable. 

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2021, 01:48:07 PM »
Oh yeah, he's definitely doing that dog



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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2021, 01:53:20 PM »
Hell yeah

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2021, 01:54:14 PM »
It's unfortunate that someone with as much pop as him manages to be the most boring skater ever.
Ok I'm actually the most boring skater ever but nobody pays attention to me at the park so I may not even exist.

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2021, 01:55:50 PM »


One of the most painful videos I've ever watched and I still don't even know what riding for StockX means.



It's an investment app, Robert conquered his brain and now he's like, watching those Neo Futures skyrocket.

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2021, 02:18:24 PM »
Incredibility talented on a board but I have always thought he was a stuck up stock-x prick.

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2021, 02:24:11 PM »
What does being on stockx get you? A discount?
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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2021, 02:24:55 PM »
this thread's pretty old man yelling at cloud.

they probably just give him like 1500 a month or something to buy stuff off the app? whatever, hard to be mad at that.
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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2021, 02:26:19 PM »


Isn't this the dude that goes to stoner and basically tries to start fights with almost everybody for no reason at all?

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2021, 02:27:53 PM »
Heís already getting free Nikes, fuck does this even mean?  Discounted chain link necklaces?

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2021, 02:45:11 PM »
this thread's pretty old man yelling at cloud.

they probably just give him like 1500 a month or something to buy stuff off the app? whatever, hard to be mad at that.

Its 2021, a check is a check these days. They are almost a $4 Billion dollar company, hope he's getting more than $1500 a month.

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2021, 02:46:04 PM »
canít take dude seriously after he tried to cancel Reynolds for wearing a shirt with a nazi getting stomped out. one hell of a nollie front heel though.
working hard like if he was from the 1920s or something

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2021, 02:57:13 PM »
Heís already getting free Nikes, fuck does this even mean?  Discounted chain link necklaces?

Hey there, just to clear the air, as a manager I helped Rob get on StockX by pitching him to them and kind of proposing this arrangement.

Seems like there's a lot of misinformation out there so let's set things straight. Without going into too many specifics, the deal does give him up to a 10% discount on chain-link necklaces. He can choose the colors and occasionally patterns of the necklaces as well as the length. However, this agreement limits to 2 necklaces per year, after which he will have to pay full price. In return for this deal, Neal has agreed to wear said necklaces until the contract expires in 2051.

Hope that helps.

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2021, 03:04:33 PM »
canít take dude seriously after he tried to cancel Reynolds for wearing a shirt with a nazi getting stomped out. one hell of a nollie front heel though.
must have missed that. are there any screenshots of this
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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2021, 03:16:30 PM »
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canít take dude seriously after he tried to cancel Reynolds for wearing a shirt with a nazi getting stomped out. one hell of a nollie front heel though.
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must have missed that. are there any screenshots of this

Yes I really want to know more about this. Is there another thread or anything? This sounds great.

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2021, 03:17:06 PM »
this thread's pretty old man yelling at cloud.

they probably just give him like 1500 a month or something to buy stuff off the app? whatever, hard to be mad at that.

I didn't get the vibe that people were mad, just poking fun at the random sponsor. If this isn't the place for that then we are pretty fucked.
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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2021, 03:27:53 PM »
It's unfortunate that someone with as much pop as him manages to be the most boring skater ever.
Ok I'm actually the most boring skater ever but nobody pays attention to me at the park so I may not even exist.
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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2021, 03:31:12 PM »
Get your money up and have fun with clothes, but god damn, what the fuck is that ugly ass Mona Lisa alien shirt??

Also, everyone switches their styles up and I encourage it, but I couldn't help but laugh after he landed that slo-mo heel flip and it cut to a clip of him a few years ago with ***no*** swag whatsoever. Also funny seeing pics of Boo rocking humble beaded necklaces and ill-fitting tanktops a couple years back. Again, nothing wrong with wardrobe experimentation and they definitely were in need of sartorial leveling up, but there's something goofy about going straight from looking like you have zero interest in clothing style beyond what's stocked at Active Rideshop to being haunted by Vlone and LV logos, fully buying in to the "clothe$ make the man" legacy luxury shit, etc. I think that's why Boo was so adamant about claiming "day 1 louis head" lol
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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2021, 04:05:37 PM »
Heavy Bebop & Rocksteady vibes with that giant chain necklace. Never seen one of these outside of a cartoon before and I back it

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2021, 04:22:10 PM »
Heavy Bebop & Rocksteady vibes with that giant chain necklace. Never seen one of these outside of a cartoon before and I back it

Hard to knock that, what a couple of style-gurus. Here's an image for anyone Robert's age:

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2021, 05:44:20 PM »
Those nollie front heels go crazy. Hope heís not using that discount on 3000 dollar LV boards or purses like Boo

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2021, 06:12:30 PM »
this thread's pretty old man yelling at cloud.

they probably just give him like 1500 a month or something to buy stuff off the app? whatever, hard to be mad at that.

This. Dudes getting all the exclusives that we can't even win at raffles for free now

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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2021, 06:25:14 PM »
skateboarding is truly something else at this point

 I meet up with her and I'm like wtf and she's got a baby stroller with her pushing it and she's pretty fat now


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Re: Robert Neal On StockX
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2021, 07:04:55 PM »
Dude has tried to cancel Reynolds, Pedro and Zion. All of those dude are far more entertaining to watch skate and also I bet will be skating either in the industry or not for years to come. I donít see this chained wearing fool being a true lifer even if he does turn pro
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