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Making sounds while you pee
« on: April 28, 2021, 02:02:23 PM »
So years ago, my brother had a girlfriend that lived with us and during the day she just sat around our house. We didn't really talk (I won't say we didn't get along because we just didn't really acknowledge each other). Anyway, I went out of my way to do stupid things, just to weird her out, or to make her think I was out of my mind. I started with a random high pitched "ReEeeEeeee!" while I'd be in the bathroom, which graduated into talking out loud while I'd pee: "Noooo... a part of me is leaving! Nooo! Part of me - gone forever!" then flush and walk out like nothing happened (The room she stayed in was by the bathroom so I know she could hear). Did this for months. Anyway, today at work, I'm peeing in the bathroom and start just saying "OH YEAH!" repeatedly like the Kool-Aid man, and it made me laugh. Anyone else fuck around like this, or am I a certain kind of "special"?


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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2021, 02:10:50 PM »
So years ago, my brother had a girlfriend that lived with us and during the day she just sat around our house. We didn't really talk (I won't say we didn't get along because we just didn't really acknowledge each other). Anyway, I went out of my way to do stupid things, just to weird her out, or to make her think I was out of my mind. I started with a random high pitched "ReEeeEeeee!" while I'd be in the bathroom, which graduated into talking out loud while I'd pee: "Noooo... a part of me is leaving! Nooo! Part of me - gone forever!" then flush and walk out like nothing happened (The room she stayed in was by the bathroom so I know she could hear). Did this for months. Anyway, today at work, I'm peeing in the bathroom and start just saying "OH YEAH!" repeatedly like the Kool-Aid man, and it made me laugh. Anyone else fuck around like this, or am I a certain kind of "special"?
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2021, 02:26:10 PM »
I just count.
One time after drinking a bunch I counted to
74. I guess that is my record.

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2021, 02:29:58 PM »
I usually just let out a sigh of relief that I did not piss myself. Occasionally, if it's a photo-finish type of situation I'll be rushing to the bathroom saying "ohfuckohfuckohfuck...ahhhhhh."
This thread makes me feel like I just came across two Juggalos fucking in an alley.

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2021, 02:30:56 PM »
I just count.
One time after drinking a bunch I counted to
74. I guess that is my record.
With all due respect..I would like to try to beat 74 this Saturday night if I get into the beers.
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2021, 02:38:03 PM »
Records are made to be broken. Have at it homie! Cheers!

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2021, 03:26:57 PM »
It is my opinion that "OH YEAH" is perfectly appropriate in most, if not all, situations.  After making the executive decision to belt out an "OH YEAH", the next choice one has to make is if you are going to go:

A) Kool-Aid guy or B) Full on Randy Savage. 

I myself prefer to go Randy Savage if I know I am going to make some eye contact with a wide-eyed glare in the process.
I like my women the same way I like my personified cups of coffee...black...strong...and proud.

No puedo hazlo aplaudia, pero sí que haga: "¡Whoo!"

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2021, 03:44:33 PM »
Usually I count out loud: "1 pississippi, 2 pississippi, 3 pississippi, etc..."
If I'm remembering correctlyJereme Rogers forgot he was miced up on SkateTalk and the hosts cracked up at hearing him rapping and sniffing coke in the bathroom.
My favorite movie has the best piss-talk ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZR-irUd494
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2021, 03:59:21 PM »
i always got a little fart on that last squeeze. 100% of the time

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2021, 04:29:25 PM »
I just count.
One time after drinking a bunch I counted to
74. I guess that is my record.

I got drunk and started peeing back into beer bottles to see how much I urinate per second. Near the end I was peeing like almost 4 oz a second.

My friend is a very vocal pee-er and im kinda jealous because he sounds like hes having a great time.

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2021, 04:36:38 PM »
“Yaaaa, take it all bitch” is a real good convo starter

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2021, 04:55:50 PM »
Sometimes I’ll work on my stream technique.. i.e. figure 8s, tracing the edge of the water, hitting the water in just the right place to maximize the volume.

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2021, 05:22:24 PM »
It is my opinion that "OH YEAH" is perfectly appropriate in most, if not all, situations.  After making the executive decision to belt out an "OH YEAH", the next choice one has to make is if you are going to go:

A) Kool-Aid guy or B) Full on Randy Savage. 

I myself prefer to go Randy Savage if I know I am going to make some eye contact with a wide-eyed glare in the process.

I might have to try that out. Yesterday at work I was strutting around the office with this in my head
http://youtu.be/Juqm94sUV_E


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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2021, 06:07:06 PM »
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It is my opinion that "OH YEAH" is perfectly appropriate in most, if not all, situations.  After making the executive decision to belt out an "OH YEAH", the next choice one has to make is if you are going to go:

A) Kool-Aid guy or B) Full on Randy Savage. 

I myself prefer to go Randy Savage if I know I am going to make some eye contact with a wide-eyed glare in the process.
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C) Alexis Lacroix

https://youtu.be/1igf30sIG2A

I might have to try that out. Yesterday at work I was strutting around the office with this in my head
http://youtu.be/Juqm94sUV_E

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2021, 06:27:42 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q


An additional option which is fun to do at a urinal is a lower volume Randy Savage. See above at :22.
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2021, 07:48:19 PM »
I try to stay quiet because I like to walk out the back door to piss outside as often as possible and I've got these 80something christian neighbors who already think im odd enough. Usually inside though, on a good one, it ends with "damn that was a good piss" as I walk out of the bathroom
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2021, 10:58:32 PM »
Yard piss is best piss

Asshole shit cause I only do this on holidays but when I’m on holidays I like to go to bars and piss in the sink

That came out wrong I mean I don’t set out to do it just fuckwit on holiday sort of thing
It’s legit tho, have a crack at it lads

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I pissed on the lot and bounced

Edit

So I’m a tiler right, best way to stitch up a tiler is you go round the whole job and piss down every waste you find
Give it half a day, less in summer and the whole bathroom stinks of urine
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2021, 04:33:07 AM »
I like pretending I've never peed before and being horrified that pee is coming out of me, like right before the piss hits the toilet going OH MY GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING and then it hits and letting out a garrulous AHHHHHH WHAT IS THISSSSS

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2021, 05:20:46 AM »
I usually mutter something along the lines of fuck that was close.

But I’m 99% sure I have kidney stones rn so it’s mostly just me saying fuck fuck fuck.
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2021, 06:27:42 AM »
Whenever I get a good ripping fart while I'm shitting I pretend to cry loudly, gets a laugh out of my girlfriend about 90% of the time.
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2021, 06:35:18 AM »
One day I’m gonna have my own urinal in the shed, like a small one for one person and it’s gonna have a face on it like the luna park face and I will piss in its mouth
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2021, 06:35:45 AM »
I use the Kool Aid man “Oh Yeahhhh” regularily, sometimes I use Macho Man’s variation as well. I also have a much more sensual version for those really long pisses that feel amazing.


I drink 4-5 litres of water a day, so that’s a lot of “Oh Yeahhh’s” and a few variations of “Sweet Jesus” in a day.

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2021, 07:27:44 AM »
I'm trying to lay off the Coke (drinkable version) so I'm drinking mad water this week, trying to replenish my mega dehydrated body (since I've only been drinking soda and beer like a numb nuts). Well, I got to work and needed to piss bad. Got to the bathroom and let out a mighty fine "WOOOOOO!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0t6llGkBLo

My pal Bob at work was laughing when I came out and said "what was that?"
and I tell him "Ric Flair baby... stylin' and profilin' .... WOOOOOOO!"


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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2021, 08:03:58 AM »
"Ohhhhhh God" is my go-to
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2021, 08:33:12 AM »
I just sing “Whatta Man” by Salt-n-Pepa to myself like a normal person.

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2021, 09:15:36 AM »
Just had a “Return of the Mack” pee.

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2021, 10:33:33 AM »
Just had a “Return of the Mack” pee.

“Baby, now I got the flow”
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2021, 01:39:41 PM »
I count while I take a leak, which I thought made me uniquely insane before I opened this thread.  If I'm alone, I'll occasionally loudly sigh and do unnecessary, high-pitched vocalizations that would be difficult and pointless to describe.  Sometimes I'll also just start saying "Oh FUCK" over and over with a slightly different delivery each time until I'm done.

Whenever I get a good ripping fart while I'm shitting I pretend to cry loudly, gets a laugh out of my girlfriend about 90% of the time.

I have been known to shriek like I just got knifed when I fart and the missus thinks its pretty funny.  It's a lie that only men and children think farting is funny; farts are like any other medium of expression, you just have to know your audience. 

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2021, 06:36:15 AM »
Usually a lotta "goddammit" and " for fuck's sake" 'cause I have the pisstream of a faulty fire hose.

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2021, 07:04:37 AM »
One day I’m gonna have my own urinal in the shed, like a small one for one person and it’s gonna have a face on it like the luna park face and I will piss in its mouth
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