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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2021, 08:02:07 AM »
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One day Iím gonna have my own urinal in the shed, like a small one for one person and itís gonna have a face on it like the luna park face and I will piss in its mouth
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a urinal in the basement or garage is the ultimate king of the castle move

A friend of mine has one in his basement. I make a point to use it everytime Iím there, even if weíre one floor above and thereís a bathroom next to the kitchen.

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2021, 04:27:17 AM »
Yard piss is best piss

Asshole shit cause I only do this on holidays but when Iím on holidays I like to go to bars and piss in the sink

That came out wrong I mean I donít set out to do it just fuckwit on holiday sort of thing
Itís legit tho, have a crack at it lads

I forget the country but I have the video, full glass bathroom glass vanity glass sink
Upscale bar
I pissed on the lot and bounced

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So Iím a tiler right, best way to stitch up a tiler is you go round the whole job and piss down every waste you find
Give it half a day, less in summer and the whole bathroom stinks of urine

Pissing in the sink where other people wash their hands is a total idiot move.


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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2021, 04:56:03 AM »
Strongly disagree
Iím no idiot, I know what Iím doing

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2021, 06:57:36 AM »
^ Worcester's finest.
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2021, 02:49:42 PM »
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Yard piss is best piss

Asshole shit cause I only do this on holidays but when Iím on holidays I like to go to bars and piss in the sink

That came out wrong I mean I donít set out to do it just fuckwit on holiday sort of thing
Itís legit tho, have a crack at it lads

I forget the country but I have the video, full glass bathroom glass vanity glass sink
Upscale bar
I pissed on the lot and bounced

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So Iím a tiler right, best way to stitch up a tiler is you go round the whole job and piss down every waste you find
Give it half a day, less in summer and the whole bathroom stinks of urine
[close]

Pissing in the sink where other people wash their hands is a total idiot move.

You can just scrub and rinse your hands under the faucet you donít have to fill the basin up like a protestant

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2021, 03:04:10 PM »
I like to be as stealth as possible. I don't enjoy moaning or letting my pee create thunderous splashing sounds. I monitor the angle and make sure it glides along the sides, where it can trickle down and around smoothly, like someone riding around a velodrome.

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2021, 08:47:00 PM »
Years ago I used to work in an office and I noticed that if I went in for shit and others were in there Iíd hear the roll go real quick and it sounded like cunts were trying to wad up toilet paper as like a silencer for the shit hitting the water

Does anyone here do this?
I reckon thatís weird, itís a toilet, who cares
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2021, 08:54:58 PM »
Years ago I used to work in an office and I noticed that if I went in for shit and others were in there Iíd hear the roll go real quick and it sounded like cunts were trying to wad up toilet paper as like a silencer for the shit hitting the water

Does anyone here do this?
I reckon thatís weird, itís a toilet, who cares

never done it but its a brilliant move, cant believe i never heard of this. I mean i dont give a shit about dropping a turd in the water but sometimes that nasty ass public toilet water might splash up on your nuts if you drop a big enough log, putting paper in first could solve that


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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2021, 08:57:26 PM »
Oh true I hadnít thought of that yeah thatís probably the reason

Yeah it is fucked when it splashes up on dick and balls
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2021, 09:49:54 PM »
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #40 on: May 02, 2021, 12:55:49 PM »
I make more sounds peeing than I do during sex
Iím a fat Siamese cat.

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #41 on: May 02, 2021, 02:49:22 PM »
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Yard piss is best piss

Asshole shit cause I only do this on holidays but when Iím on holidays I like to go to bars and piss in the sink

That came out wrong I mean I donít set out to do it just fuckwit on holiday sort of thing
Itís legit tho, have a crack at it lads

I forget the country but I have the video, full glass bathroom glass vanity glass sink
Upscale bar
I pissed on the lot and bounced

Edit

So Iím a tiler right, best way to stitch up a tiler is you go round the whole job and piss down every waste you find
Give it half a day, less in summer and the whole bathroom stinks of urine
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Pissing in the sink where other people wash their hands is a total idiot move.
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You can just scrub and rinse your hands under the faucet you donít have to fill the basin up like a protestant

Why donĎt you step up your game and shit in the sink?

There is people who make minimum wage cleaning those sinks and you think its funny to piss in it? Idiots.

IĎd happily piss in yours.

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #42 on: May 02, 2021, 03:39:44 PM »
If I get left alone for any amount of time I will make noises

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #43 on: May 03, 2021, 04:07:03 PM »
The other one I frequently use is, "Oy-Yoy-Yoyyyy"
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