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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2021, 04:27:17 AM »
Yard piss is best piss

Asshole shit cause I only do this on holidays but when I’m on holidays I like to go to bars and piss in the sink

That came out wrong I mean I don’t set out to do it just fuckwit on holiday sort of thing
It’s legit tho, have a crack at it lads

I forget the country but I have the video, full glass bathroom glass vanity glass sink
Upscale bar
I pissed on the lot and bounced

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So I’m a tiler right, best way to stitch up a tiler is you go round the whole job and piss down every waste you find
Give it half a day, less in summer and the whole bathroom stinks of urine

Pissing in the sink where other people wash their hands is a total idiot move.


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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2021, 04:56:03 AM »
Strongly disagree
I’m no idiot, I know what I’m doing

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2021, 06:57:36 AM »
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2021, 02:49:42 PM »
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Yard piss is best piss

Asshole shit cause I only do this on holidays but when I’m on holidays I like to go to bars and piss in the sink

That came out wrong I mean I don’t set out to do it just fuckwit on holiday sort of thing
It’s legit tho, have a crack at it lads

I forget the country but I have the video, full glass bathroom glass vanity glass sink
Upscale bar
I pissed on the lot and bounced

Edit

So I’m a tiler right, best way to stitch up a tiler is you go round the whole job and piss down every waste you find
Give it half a day, less in summer and the whole bathroom stinks of urine
[close]

Pissing in the sink where other people wash their hands is a total idiot move.

You can just scrub and rinse your hands under the faucet you don’t have to fill the basin up like a protestant

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2021, 03:04:10 PM »
I like to be as stealth as possible. I don't enjoy moaning or letting my pee create thunderous splashing sounds. I monitor the angle and make sure it glides along the sides, where it can trickle down and around smoothly, like someone riding around a velodrome.

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2021, 08:47:00 PM »
Years ago I used to work in an office and I noticed that if I went in for shit and others were in there I’d hear the roll go real quick and it sounded like cunts were trying to wad up toilet paper as like a silencer for the shit hitting the water

Does anyone here do this?
I reckon that’s weird, it’s a toilet, who cares
listen to cosmic psychos

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2021, 08:54:58 PM »
Years ago I used to work in an office and I noticed that if I went in for shit and others were in there I’d hear the roll go real quick and it sounded like cunts were trying to wad up toilet paper as like a silencer for the shit hitting the water

Does anyone here do this?
I reckon that’s weird, it’s a toilet, who cares

never done it but its a brilliant move, cant believe i never heard of this. I mean i dont give a shit about dropping a turd in the water but sometimes that nasty ass public toilet water might splash up on your nuts if you drop a big enough log, putting paper in first could solve that


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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2021, 08:57:26 PM »
Oh true I hadn’t thought of that yeah that’s probably the reason

Yeah it is fucked when it splashes up on dick and balls
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2021, 09:49:54 PM »
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #39 on: May 02, 2021, 12:55:49 PM »
I make more sounds peeing than I do during sex
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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #40 on: May 02, 2021, 02:49:22 PM »
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Yard piss is best piss

Asshole shit cause I only do this on holidays but when I’m on holidays I like to go to bars and piss in the sink

That came out wrong I mean I don’t set out to do it just fuckwit on holiday sort of thing
It’s legit tho, have a crack at it lads

I forget the country but I have the video, full glass bathroom glass vanity glass sink
Upscale bar
I pissed on the lot and bounced

Edit

So I’m a tiler right, best way to stitch up a tiler is you go round the whole job and piss down every waste you find
Give it half a day, less in summer and the whole bathroom stinks of urine
[close]

Pissing in the sink where other people wash their hands is a total idiot move.
[close]

You can just scrub and rinse your hands under the faucet you don’t have to fill the basin up like a protestant

Why don‘t you step up your game and shit in the sink?

There is people who make minimum wage cleaning those sinks and you think its funny to piss in it? Idiots.

I‘d happily piss in yours.

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #41 on: May 02, 2021, 03:39:44 PM »
If I get left alone for any amount of time I will make noises
I want to fight you so badly richard
Please give me your address ill make it my life goal to punsh your face in

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Re: Making sounds while you pee
« Reply #42 on: May 03, 2021, 04:07:03 PM »
The other one I frequently use is, "Oy-Yoy-Yoyyyy"
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