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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #150 on: May 03, 2021, 01:18:56 PM »

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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #151 on: May 03, 2021, 01:39:34 PM »
Whooo I think MattyC was on one hell of a weekend bender.


Well it was Labour Day long weekend. He celebrated the 38 hour work week a bit too hard I reckon.
Is it true?  Or did you read it on the slap message board?

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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #152 on: May 03, 2021, 02:28:48 PM »
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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #153 on: May 03, 2021, 03:11:45 PM »
I'd also like to point at that at one point Matty himself referred to the liters, plural, of liquor he had drank.

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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #154 on: May 03, 2021, 03:45:00 PM »
If Brink ever writes his autobiography, I think "Brink Of Kookdom" would be a swell title.
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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #155 on: May 03, 2021, 04:07:09 PM »
Crikey Matty was right pissed. Fuck me dead. He really cracked the shits. Fair dinkum. Matty cracked too many tinnies too, oi. Fella is defo devo about being banned, mate is bloody cactus. Good on ya mods for telling him to rack off. It's hard yakka keeping SLAP clean, yes sir. 

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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #156 on: May 03, 2021, 04:13:28 PM »
I hope Matty C is ok.
Me too but that schtick got old a long time ago. I was really hoping that Sizzla and MattyC would of had a battle before his departure though.
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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #157 on: May 03, 2021, 04:33:03 PM »
i fucked w/ matty- itís a shame. slap lost a great one imo
with that being said. cky enthusiast you seem like the worst dude with a very low attention span, i mean you never have watched a skate video in its entirley, why dont you just shut the fuck up if you never have to say anyt

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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #158 on: May 03, 2021, 04:38:17 PM »
i fucked w/ matty- itís a shame. slap lost a great one imo

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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #159 on: May 03, 2021, 04:44:25 PM »
If Brink ever writes his autobiography, I think "Brink Of Kookdom" would be a swell title.
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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #160 on: May 03, 2021, 04:47:51 PM »
If Brink ever writes his autobiography, I think "Brink Of Kookdom" would be a swell title.

Iíd buy the shit out of this book

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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #161 on: May 03, 2021, 05:30:10 PM »
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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #162 on: May 03, 2021, 07:39:32 PM »
Kind of weird Erica Yary does not follow Brink back.

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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #164 on: May 03, 2021, 08:20:40 PM »
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If Brink ever writes his autobiography, I think "Brink Of Kookdom" would be a swell title.
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Iíd buy the shit out of this book

I think he would have gone oxford comma... if I know my Brinky-poo like I think I dinky-do.

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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #165 on: May 07, 2021, 11:28:11 PM »
I am really ashamed of myself
Not keen on hiding behind drugs and alcohol I must be mad insecure or some shit, agree with everyone that called me out. I honestly am not too fussed about making a dick out of myself but that covid shit I said was super fucked up. I canít explain it I dunno I went full retard
If you give it out you gotta be able to take it in return
I need to act my age


I bookmarked this thread to return to next time I feel like drinking or doing coke but yeah that is no excuse for my behaviour at all


Iím kinda stoked though cause I been toying with the idea of cleaning myself up for a while, if this is what it took it is what it is


I canít stress that enough Iím more bothered about what I said to all of you then being embarrassed about myself


The shit I said was the rantings of a madman, holy fuck


Iím so sorry, people
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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #166 on: May 07, 2021, 11:33:58 PM »
I forgot to say whoever banned me I owe you so much because I was clearly on tilt with my comments and it might have gotten worse so I appreciate that

Anyone I gave my addy to, send me a postcard it will be a good laugh and a good memory for me to stay sober
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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #167 on: May 08, 2021, 09:11:19 AM »
I forgot to say whoever banned me I owe you so much because I was clearly on tilt with my comments and it might have gotten worse so I appreciate that

Anyone I gave my addy to, send me a postcard it will be a good laugh and a good memory for me to stay sober

Oh shit, the mad cunt's back! Godspeed mate.

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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #168 on: May 08, 2021, 09:20:13 AM »
Glad to have you back my dude, glad youíre feeling better.
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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #169 on: May 08, 2021, 09:39:39 AM »
Big respect for owning up, very glad you're back
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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #170 on: May 08, 2021, 10:04:49 AM »
I forgot to say whoever banned me I owe you so much because I was clearly on tilt with my comments and it might have gotten worse so I appreciate that

Anyone I gave my addy to, send me a postcard it will be a good laugh and a good memory for me to stay sober

welcome back stud
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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #171 on: May 09, 2021, 03:14:15 PM »
I am really ashamed of myself
Not keen on hiding behind drugs and alcohol I must be mad insecure or some shit, agree with everyone that called me out. I honestly am not too fussed about making a dick out of myself but that covid shit I said was super fucked up. I canít explain it I dunno I went full retard
If you give it out you gotta be able to take it in return
I need to act my age


I bookmarked this thread to return to next time I feel like drinking or doing coke but yeah that is no excuse for my behaviour at all


Iím kinda stoked though cause I been toying with the idea of cleaning myself up for a while, if this is what it took it is what it is


I canít stress that enough Iím more bothered about what I said to all of you then being embarrassed about myself


The shit I said was the rantings of a madman, holy fuck


Iím so sorry, people

Hey man I struggle with coke myself. Quite badly.

I've recently turned a corner in the last year and got myself out of some serious serious debt and got some very bad stuff out of my life.

If you feel the need go see a drug councilor. It will help your life immeasurably.

I don't know how bad your coke use is but believe me. It only gets worse. If even feel a little bit that it might be an issue than I'd certain consider seeing one.

Respect!

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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #172 on: May 09, 2021, 11:18:31 PM »
Thanks, mate

I actually went to an na meeting a couple mornings ago after work. I donít think that particular setup is for me but yeah I have been thinking about finding someone to talk to. It always starts with booze for me but it always ends same way

At the same time I have to do some thinking, fuck maybe I am a racist arsehole, maybe I do think this shit and itís just beneath the surface. I donít know
I fucking hope not
I want to think that isnít the case. I donít know why I said all that shit. Iím fairly horrified about it but yeah I canít change shit now

@RichardBarkley Thatís awesome that you are doing well mate, Iím stoked for you! Iím gonna get there too
Cheers, mate
« Last Edit: May 10, 2021, 12:46:34 AM by matty_c »
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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #173 on: May 10, 2021, 12:10:17 AM »
@matty_c  welcome back

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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #174 on: May 10, 2021, 01:40:33 AM »
Thanks, mate

I actually went to an na meeting a couple mornings ago after work. I donít think that particular setup is for me but yeah I have been thinking about finding someone to talk to. It always starts with booze for me but it always ends same way

At the same time I have to do some thinking, fuck maybe I am a racist arsehole, maybe I do think this shit and itís just beneath the surface. I donít know
I fucking hope not
I want to think that isnít the case. I donít know why I said all that shit. Iím fairly horrified about it but yeah I canít change shit now

@RichardBarkley Thatís awesome that you are doing well mate, Iím stoked for you! Iím gonna get there too
Cheers, mate

Trent going missing like he did was pretty heavy.

Quite a few people say mushrooms can get you off habitual grog, backy, ice and other stuff, only need to do it properly once and then lasts a few years. Maybe spend a weekend camping? Season starts now around here.

I go out and drink 2-4 times a week but usually hang out at the university with academics so only have 1-3 beers at most. Dont really enjoy booze though, just to fit in and socialise really.

Could have been worse mate, check out this Kiwi who tried to steal a monkey at 2am and got 3 years.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_4zXRDfGIo

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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #175 on: May 10, 2021, 04:10:46 AM »
Yeah Iíve had good experiences with psychedelics maybe I should take some again
I donít smoke ice bro, just alcohol and bulk rack
Time for change

Yeah I saw that on news he got absolutely smoked, fell nine meters on to his face, poor cunt

Edit

Itís totally freezing here, I reckon Iíll be alright I moved down coast for work the other week, havenít got hella mates on coast and this whole job is nights anyway. I got like ten weeks left so I should be right just keeping to myself and concentrating on work
I almost bought a steamer and a surfboard the other day, I think Iíll grab the steamer and send for boards from home and just do that

Thanks for advice bro
« Last Edit: May 10, 2021, 04:21:57 AM by matty_c »
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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #176 on: May 10, 2021, 06:37:15 AM »
I am really ashamed of myself
Not keen on hiding behind drugs and alcohol I must be mad insecure or some shit, agree with everyone that called me out. I honestly am not too fussed about making a dick out of myself but that covid shit I said was super fucked up. I canít explain it I dunno I went full retard
If you give it out you gotta be able to take it in return
I need to act my age


I bookmarked this thread to return to next time I feel like drinking or doing coke but yeah that is no excuse for my behaviour at all


Iím kinda stoked though cause I been toying with the idea of cleaning myself up for a while, if this is what it took it is what it is


I canít stress that enough Iím more bothered about what I said to all of you then being embarrassed about myself


The shit I said was the rantings of a madman, holy fuck


Iím so sorry, people



glad you're back with a fresh perspective. Even the best of us can lose our cool.

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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #177 on: May 10, 2021, 06:40:32 AM »
MattyC on owning up to his behavior and addressing it head on like man

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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #178 on: May 10, 2021, 12:42:54 PM »
@matty_c

I quit drinking intitally because for me, it also led to doing everything else. Those uppers just ain't too fun unless you're drinking ime. Do what you gotta do man. Alcohol brings out the worst in us and while its not an excuse for being a dick, it unlocks latent thoughts and shit we generally have to work to not say. It's totally normal to have thoughts that aren't socially acceptable, that we intellectually/factually know to be untrue, what's not normal is to act on them in a way that harms others. One of thw best teachings I've learned is "I am not my thoughts"
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Re: Brink of kookdom.
« Reply #179 on: May 10, 2021, 11:48:57 PM »
^Good stuff right there


If we use "Brink" as a verb, do you think it is a regular or irregular verb?

Brinked or Brank?
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