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Rubbrick

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Re: What professional sports would skaters play?
« Reply #30 on: May 04, 2021, 12:36:07 PM »
Nora - Badminton
Fabiana - Softball (3rd base)
Leticia - CrossFit
Leo Baker - Fencing
Sheezy - Rugby



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Re: What professional sports would skaters play?
« Reply #31 on: May 04, 2021, 12:39:26 PM »
busenitz: very fast mid fielder for german national soccerteam

nora: indoor volleyball

leticia: beach volleyball

sebo walker: some weird shit like curling

b.a.: discus throwing or ice hockey

jamie foy could be a good weightlifter i guess if he muscled up. he's almost as wide as he is tall already.

gino: tennis of course

geoff rowley is throwing spears to also perfect his hunting technique

alex olson as a pro water polo player

heath kirchart playing professional snooker and making every opponent nervous with his stare.

alexis sablone: that flick screams after a karate medal

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Re: What professional sports would skaters play?
« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2021, 12:54:07 PM »
chris milic - tae kwon do

jesse alba - ping pong

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Re: What professional sports would skaters play?
« Reply #33 on: May 04, 2021, 12:56:18 PM »
Ishod - olympic decathlon

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Re: What professional sports would skaters play?
« Reply #34 on: May 04, 2021, 06:02:54 PM »
If skaters were professional athletes, what sports would they play? Not based on what sports they actually play, but their personality & skating  (otherwise they would all be golfers)


Skaters aren't professional athletes?

Golf is a sport?

Soccer,  Basketball,  Tennis...






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Re: What professional sports would skaters play?
« Reply #35 on: May 04, 2021, 07:23:51 PM »
Lucas - Football (soccer)
Koston - Jai Alai
Penny - chess
PJ - Ping Pong


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Re: What professional sports would skaters play?
« Reply #36 on: May 04, 2021, 10:59:04 PM »
Neen Williams - strongman competitions

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Re: What professional sports would skaters play?
« Reply #37 on: May 04, 2021, 11:35:01 PM »
" Cory Kennedy - stock car racer "

THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A VIOLATION PERSONALLY I WOULDNT HAVE IT

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Re: What professional sports would skaters play?
« Reply #38 on: May 05, 2021, 05:03:16 AM »
Suciu --> Biathlon

Andy Roy --> FMX

Navarette --> Wrestling

Aurélien Giraud --> Aggressive inline rollerblading

Richie Jackson --> Roller derby

Gou Miyagi --> Mini-golf

Jarne and Phil --> Rafting

Nora --> Crossfit
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Re: What professional sports would skaters play?
« Reply #39 on: May 05, 2021, 06:43:35 AM »
Basketball

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Re: What professional sports would skaters play?
« Reply #40 on: May 05, 2021, 06:47:29 AM »
David Loy - masturbator


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Re: What professional sports would skaters play?
« Reply #41 on: May 05, 2021, 07:30:10 AM »
Provost on nascar.
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Re: What professional sports would skaters play?
« Reply #42 on: May 05, 2021, 09:59:42 AM »
Provost on nascar.

I guess if he can skate 20 beers deep...
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Re: What professional sports would skaters play?
« Reply #43 on: May 05, 2021, 10:22:44 AM »
Mark Suciu  - Quidditch
Daan van der Linden - Fierljeppen
Brandon Biebel - Guy that duct tapes all the nerds ass cheeks together


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Re: What professional sports would skaters play?
« Reply #44 on: May 05, 2021, 02:32:21 PM »

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Re: What professional sports would skaters play?
« Reply #45 on: May 05, 2021, 02:40:19 PM »
I would actually like to see a 5 a side skateboarder soccer match between the South Americans and the Europeans

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Re: What professional sports would skaters play?
« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2021, 03:34:50 PM »
Frederick Allen Vs. Andrew Gall