Author Topic: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy (Read 12473 times)

Lisa96 · « **Reply #120 on:** May 13, 2021, 04:21:25 AM »

Sheckler and I will be in Heaven.. hope to see you there

Lisa96 · « **Reply #121 on:** May 13, 2021, 04:23:23 AM »

George Carlin is burning in Hell No Cap No Bap Shalom, buy a TK tee to be set free

Lisa96 · « **Reply #122 on:** May 13, 2021, 04:25:14 AM »

I was Kane's stalker and I will confess to throwing hands with Shane Sheckler (SS) but he folded like a chair lil bitch ass nigga

Lisa96 · « **Reply #123 on:** May 13, 2021, 04:57:15 AM »

i'm passively suicidal

Wheelbyte · « **Reply #124 on:** May 13, 2021, 05:56:47 AM »

Quote from: Lisa96 on May 13, 2021, 04:57:15 AM

i'm passively suicidal

you should call someone or go and see a friend
are you drinking?

Magnolia · « **Reply #125 on:** May 13, 2021, 07:21:58 AM »

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There's this story in the bible where King David (explicitly referred to as God's favorite person, which is a weird concept in itself) falls for a married woman. He begs God for her and God says "Okay, I'll let you have her, but first you gotta do something for me. You gotta bring me the foreskin of 1000 Philistines." So David goes out and murders 1000 (presumably innocent) Philistines and brings their dick skin back to God. Once received, God arranges for the woman's husband (also, presumably innocent) to be killed in battle, thereby freeing her up for David.

IDK, God doesn't really sound like a guy who would give a shit about pre-marital sex. Religion is weird.
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If you are going to use a story to discredit something it would be wise to use the right story. First off King Daivd was not ordered by God to bring 1000 foreskins. He wads ordered by King Saul his predecessor to bring 100 in order for David to marry his Daughter (who was not married). He ended up killing 200 for the King and Married her. The woman who was married was bathsheba and david went AGAINST the will of God By sleeping with her and then killing her husband in battle. God actually sent a prohpet to David for him to repent and because of his disobidience ended up losing a child. Nowhere Did God command david to lay with a married woman and kill her husband....
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Yeah but the other dude's story is way cooler.
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They're both batshit crazy. First one defo cooler though.

In college I took a class called The Bible as Literature and the professor had a lot of fun relaying this story to us. The one sentence that's etched into my mind is "and then David returned to Jerusalem with a big bag of bloody dicks."

Lisa96 · « **Reply #126 on:** May 13, 2021, 07:35:10 AM »

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i'm passively suicidal
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you should call someone or go and see a friend
are you drinking?

No but I popped a bar last night and woke up in a bit of a mood, I’m fine, hope you guys and gals aren’t feeling too down today.. I visited a “friend” last night but he only talks about himself and anime so I hit his gravity bong and drove home as quickly as possible

Dorje Drolo · « **Reply #127 on:** May 13, 2021, 09:42:40 AM »

Half heart promise pendants

gsosa · « **Reply #128 on:** May 13, 2021, 12:38:51 PM »

He's probably doing hella anal now

shannamal · « **Reply #129 on:** May 13, 2021, 12:57:34 PM »

Quote from: Lisa96 on May 13, 2021, 04:57:15 AM

i'm passively suicidal

you should call someone. 800-273-8255.

it's free, and they will help. don't do anything rash.

Miller92 · « **Reply #130 on:** May 13, 2021, 01:06:00 PM »

Quote from: gsosa on May 13, 2021, 12:38:51 PM

He's probably doing hella anal now

when I was in high school (like 16 years old), a friend of mine had his first girlfriend and she was saving herself for marriage but she would let my friend fuck her in the ass instead. this went on exclusively for like 2 years $:-\$ so fucked lol

snowballz · « **Reply #131 on:** May 13, 2021, 01:25:34 PM »

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He's probably doing hella anal now
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when I was in high school (like 16 years old), a friend of mine had his first girlfriend and she was saving herself for marriage but she would let my friend fuck her in the ass instead. this went on exclusively for like 2 years $:-\$ so fucked lol

the good ol' poophole loophole

Lisa96 · « **Reply #132 on:** May 13, 2021, 01:56:11 PM »

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i'm passively suicidal
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you should call someone. 800-273-8255.

it's free, and they will help. don't do anything rash.

just need to get out of the midwest. i work a warehouse job atm and make around 50k but i know i could be doing the exact same thing out west. sick of always being the weirdest guy in any given room. quit going to bars/drinking in 2018 so my social life has changed drastically. i'm going to save as much as i can and try to move when my lease expires.

ziggy · « **Reply #133 on:** May 13, 2021, 02:04:17 PM »

I thought Ryan was one of God’s chosen people

Lou Strux · « **Reply #134 on:** May 13, 2021, 02:08:13 PM »

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I thought Ryan was one of God’s chosen people

Because... Shekels?

lk130 · « **Reply #135 on:** May 13, 2021, 03:22:25 PM »

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i'm passively suicidal
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you should call someone. 800-273-8255.

it's free, and they will help. don't do anything rash.
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just need to get out of the midwest. i work a warehouse job atm and make around 50k but i know i could be doing the exact same thing out west. sick of always being the weirdest guy in any given room. quit going to bars/drinking in 2018 so my social life has changed drastically. i'm going to save as much as i can and try to move when my lease expires.

If you listen to Lil B or Makonnen you'll feel better, I don't reccomend blaming yourself outright

Lisa96 · « **Reply #136 on:** May 13, 2021, 04:45:30 PM »

50mm · « **Reply #137 on:** May 13, 2021, 09:08:06 PM »

This shit is fucking regular and the fact that they put it out there for all to know the choice they made about when they are going to decide to fuck is psycho shit. If you’re an adult and you’re gonna wait for marriage to fuck I guess I’m thankful you let me know because I don’t wanna do business with you. Fucking psycho shit I’m telling you.

Wheelbyte · « **Reply #138 on:** May 13, 2021, 10:58:10 PM »

he's just a child star who had a drinking problem
and recently broke up with a too beautiful girlfriend
so he used big religion to help recover himself
and in return they used his name, talent and celebrity
promised him an extended career in front of cameras
to further both parties egos, agendas and incomes

Lisa96 · « **Reply #139 on:** May 14, 2021, 03:43:48 AM »

you know too much about his situation might have to hit Lock on this thread

pugmaster · « **Reply #140 on:** May 17, 2021, 10:59:08 PM »

I fully understand the bad looks that plan B gets. Looking holistically at Sheckler, he is pretty inspirational in a lot of ways. Lots of injuries overcame, childhood stardom stuff, contributing to various organizations that actually help people. Not to mention his parts are always nothing less than top notch. I mean, he doesn't have a Pug dog, but he has a frenchie, which is pretty close.