Author Topic: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks (Read 11979 times)

girlfriendplease · « **Reply #60 on:** May 15, 2021, 01:10:30 AM »

ricky good ol’ oyola had a banger down there, thats part of the reason he wore baggy pants. due to some side effects over the years it has gotten smaller and smaller you can see it in the videos

SharkJohnson · « **Reply #61 on:** May 15, 2021, 01:30:47 AM »

me but im such a social tard that most girls want nuthin to do wit me

Ric Leonetti · « **Reply #62 on:** May 15, 2021, 01:48:10 AM »

Dick Rizzo

Wheelbyte · « **Reply #63 on:** May 15, 2021, 02:37:35 AM »

the homies

Sila · « **Reply #64 on:** May 15, 2021, 02:46:48 AM »

Craig Lutzka · « **Reply #65 on:** May 15, 2021, 06:05:24 AM »

Antwuan ”Big Kandy” Dixon

JANUS · « **Reply #66 on:** May 15, 2021, 06:07:32 AM »

Quote from: tuesday on May 14, 2021, 11:30:44 PM

Quote from: GardenSkater77 on May 14, 2021, 03:52:37 PM
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Darren Harper’s got twin dicks yo!

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Don't be fooled. It's low hanging balls.

Allez_Jambon · « **Reply #67 on:** May 15, 2021, 11:21:27 AM »

kien lieu

pro club blanks · « **Reply #68 on:** May 15, 2021, 08:52:57 PM »

Kenny Huge

Planet gearth clothing

boi-cuzudo · « **Reply #69 on:** May 15, 2021, 09:18:58 PM »

tiago lemos we all know we he is rokcing double x L pants

zozu · « **Reply #70 on:** May 15, 2021, 11:26:17 PM »

ET most definitely

wigwam_24 · « **Reply #71 on:** May 16, 2021, 02:55:27 AM »

Hopeless · « **Reply #72 on:** May 16, 2021, 02:59:36 AM »

Quote from: Freelancevagrant on May 14, 2021, 07:20:37 PM

Quote from: mike seaver on May 14, 2021, 06:44:39 PM
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the polar team are all growers not showers
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Not true, I heard the next Paul Grund deck is coming with a girth certificate.

Paul and Hjalte both give off that energy.

Eric Dolphy · « **Reply #73 on:** May 16, 2021, 10:24:10 PM »

Quote from: Prostate Exam on May 16, 2021, 07:49:54 AM

I bet Leo Baker is hung like a horse

JeremyScottofChapman · « **Reply #74 on:** May 17, 2021, 05:24:40 AM »

JERSEY DAVE

Masshole · « **Reply #75 on:** May 17, 2021, 06:38:20 AM »

Who has the biggest feet in skateboarding?
Also if board width correlates to peen size does that mean vert dudes are more likely to be packing?

Freelancevagrant · « **Reply #76 on:** May 17, 2021, 06:41:25 AM »

Quote from: Masshole on May 17, 2021, 06:38:20 AM

Who has the biggest feet in skateboarding?
Also if board width correlates to peen size does that mean vert dudes are more likely to be packing?

Maybe? I bet Stu Graham has one that’s 9.25 inches around. It’s probably like a cheese wheel. Love the ogre though.

Read somewhere he’s actually an extraterrestrial ogre from the planet Girth, 3rd cock from the buns.

Eric Dolphy · « **Reply #77 on:** May 17, 2021, 06:42:44 AM »

Quote from: Masshole on May 17, 2021, 06:38:20 AM

Who has the biggest feet in skateboarding?

Brian Thurston' on it Anderson

Wizard0f0dds · « **Reply #78 on:** May 17, 2021, 12:02:10 PM »

Quote from: zozu on May 15, 2021, 11:26:17 PM

ET most definitely

For sure ET

Watson · « **Reply #79 on:** May 17, 2021, 04:29:35 PM »

Quote from: exlurker on May 14, 2021, 12:42:54 PM

Penis size correlates to board width, everybody knows that.

Every skater from 1995-2005 has a small penis for sure.

Jehoshaphat Augustus · « **Reply #80 on:** May 17, 2021, 04:57:51 PM »

Dude 7.5 is a good size unless we're talking skateboards
Props to anyone affected by microphallus syndrome

Skimper · « **Reply #81 on:** May 17, 2021, 06:34:22 PM »

What about micropenis skaters

goo goo goo joob · « **Reply #82 on:** May 17, 2021, 08:16:56 PM »

so did Nate Broussard ever nollie that double set with a boner or what?

RoaryMcTwang · « **Reply #83 on:** May 17, 2021, 11:34:25 PM »

I’m a bit disappointed this thread isn’t called “Let’s get hungry on it”

rocklobster · « **Reply #84 on:** May 18, 2021, 01:10:25 AM »

Quote from: Jehoshaphat Augustus on May 17, 2021, 04:57:51 PM

Dude 7.5 is a good size unless we're talking skateboards
Props to anyone affected by microphallus syndrome

I'm a humble 6", off the ground.

matty_c · « **Reply #85 on:** May 18, 2021, 01:37:43 AM »

Quote from: Skimper on May 17, 2021, 06:34:22 PM

What about micropenis skaters

You got a beautiful mind

cherry · « **Reply #86 on:** May 18, 2021, 05:44:40 AM »

Untold fact: Kris Markovich wiener gets .25 inch longer everytime he starts a new brand. He noticed a change when he “helped” natas start 101 and rammed dways gf. After noticing no change with black label he started Hollywood and realized the change immediately. He quickly quit that to start crimson or some shit and realized he almost gained an entire inch which is why he ditched that to start 1031 and achieve the full inch growth. That’s why it’s called 1031. 3 brands + 1 new brand= 1 full inch. He had to stop that brand because Bobby p was catching on

cherry · « **Reply #87 on:** May 18, 2021, 05:47:52 AM »

The zero in 1031 stands for zero skateboards. The company he knew he would undoubtedly end up getting flowed product for after achieving maximum penis length. His brands always sold well, it was never a money or team issue 100% about his penis

ok boomer · « **Reply #88 on:** May 18, 2021, 07:06:49 AM »

Quote from: Wizard0f0dds on May 17, 2021, 12:02:10 PM

Quote from: zozu on May 15, 2021, 11:26:17 PM
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ET most definitely
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For sure ET

artless · « **Reply #89 on:** May 18, 2021, 08:28:31 AM »

I remembered from a Fla zine that Chad Knight was nicknamed "Baby Arm". Found this on a google search but link won't work.

Author Topic: Let's get right to it: Skaters with Big Dicks (Read 11979 times)

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