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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #540 on: May 27, 2021, 08:48:12 AM »
Maybe he’s just moving.

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #541 on: May 27, 2021, 08:49:40 AM »
I'll call them when they open if y'all are too scared.

Reddit? Isnt it open 24 hours a day on the information super highway?
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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #542 on: May 27, 2021, 08:52:20 AM »
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anyone know how to mint crypto?
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unfortunately yes




$Nakoin to the moon!
We can make enough money to save Lotties, and have enough leftover to buy tesla's

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #543 on: May 27, 2021, 08:56:49 AM »
$Nakoin to the moon!
We can make enough money to save Lotties, and have enough leftover to buy tesla's


Please to photoshop
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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #544 on: May 27, 2021, 08:59:57 AM »
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anyone know how to mint crypto?
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unfortunately yes
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$Nakoin to the moon!
We can make enough money to save Lotties, and have enough leftover to buy tesla's

I’ve got a few singletons laying around and I’m just trying to hit the lottiery, how do I invest in nakoin? If I cash out, will it be in USD or supreme underwear? Are we using the Dill Mining servers?
Well I have like 9 Andy Anderson dated flight decks.

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #545 on: May 27, 2021, 09:07:41 AM »
I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard someone thought they were cool enough to pet the dog. Apparently they weren't and the dog bit off 3 of their fingers (the middle three) and they had to shoot the dog and close the shop.
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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #546 on: May 27, 2021, 09:27:20 AM »
I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard someone thought they were cool enough to pet the dog. Apparently they weren't and the dog bit off 3 of their fingers (the middle three) and they had to shoot the dog and close the shop.

These are the crucial details only available on slap.

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #547 on: May 27, 2021, 09:38:02 AM »
nak on rabies confirmed

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #548 on: May 27, 2021, 09:39:35 AM »
It's a hard Nak life.

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #549 on: May 27, 2021, 09:41:30 AM »
Nak cures himself of rabies by aggressively calling it out for doing nothing to help the scene in an instagram story.

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #550 on: May 27, 2021, 09:42:39 AM »
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I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard someone thought they were cool enough to pet the dog. Apparently they weren't and the dog bit off 3 of their fingers (the middle three) and they had to shoot the dog and close the shop.
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These are the crucial details only available on slap.

Shalom.

I was able to get a hold of the X-ray of the injury, pretty brutal. Hang loose out there, pals.

Andy Anderson, I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #551 on: May 27, 2021, 09:59:04 AM »
lol in all seriousness apparently mike was just over the politics involved with running a skateshop. can't blame him. respect for opening a shop and having it become one of the most recognized shops in just (3-4?) years and going out while still on top. im gonna miss the wheatley lotties vids :( this was on repeat


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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #552 on: May 27, 2021, 10:13:44 AM »
lol in all seriousness apparently mike was just over the politics involved with running a skateshop. can't blame him. respect for opening a shop and having it become one of the most recognized shops in just (3-4?) years and going out while still on top. im gonna miss the wheatley lotties vids :( this was on repeat


No way...

Ya gotta hand it to him. He did a phenomenal job.

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #553 on: May 27, 2021, 10:21:55 AM »
Just when i think this thread is finally dead and gone, it reinvents itself and puts out some brilliant pages. Bravo


Also respect to Mike for choosing to leave while on top. Makes all the merch he's made much more valuable.

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #554 on: May 27, 2021, 10:28:58 AM »
I know exactly what happened between Lotties and Nak. Here's is how the events played out.

Tuesday, 4:20pm. Nak needs new boards, shirts, and sweatshirts for all the homies because he focused theirs and the only reason they put up with him is for the crumbs of product, girls, events, and fame. Nak and the homies walk into Lotties.

Nak: Where's my red carpet? Feel me?
Lotties employee: Oh hey Nakel, hey guys... what was that?
Nak: It's Nak, feel me?
Lotties employee: Uh.. okay (looks at the homies... no one makes eye contact).
Nak: Feel me. I need new everything for the homies. Feel me?
Lotties employee: Okay cool, we have a lot of stuff that you can get. It's great that you are choosing to support our business. Times have been tough due to COVID and the retail climate in general. Were you thinking cash or charge?
Nak: Feel me. I'm PRO AS FUCK!
Lotties employee: Sure.. I mean I can't remember any of your footage or tricks but yeah, you seem very professional.
Nak: Feel me!
Lotties employee: ...
Nak: *Lights spliff.
Lotties employee: So I'll just call Dill to see if I should bill FA for everything or...
Nak: *Starts IG Live Stream. Feel me right now.
Lotties employee: Hey, all this product actually costs us money. If we don't sell it, then we have no business. That's how business works. You should know, don't you have a clothing company or something?
Nak: My shit wet. Feel me. I am sk8. Eat my shorts. I extreme. Zip pop pow!
Lotties employee: Oh shit. Nake... I mean Nak is having a stroke call 911.
Nak: What is Lotties? lol, feel... lol me cough cough (his spliff hits different).

*all the homies are impressed. They walk out the door and are super happy with themselves. Nak does a hardflip and everyone cheers. But one homie didn't cheer loud enough so he focuses the homie's shoes. The homie laughs out loud but is crying inside. That was his only pair of shoes and he has to be at work in an hour. Nak leaves the crew because he has to go to a salon to get his hair dyed a new color, he wouldn't be caught dead with the same hair color two weeks in a row. He sits in the salon chair contemplating if people will ever really feel him. A single tear forms in his bloodshot eye. The tear almost falls but he remembers that if you lose a tear, you are in a world of hurt. He holds the tear back using his mind powers. He learns that he doesn't know who he is, where he fits in this world, and yes, even Nak doesn't understand... no, he doesn't feel himself.

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #555 on: May 27, 2021, 10:33:38 AM »


Long live Lotties! Glad I got a shirt before all this shit went down.

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #556 on: May 27, 2021, 10:50:40 AM »
in terms of nak focusing people’s boards. at the 17:30 nak tries to focus alex midler’s first pro model. pretty shitty


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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #557 on: May 27, 2021, 10:54:56 AM »
in terms of nak focusing people’s boards. at the 17:30 nak tries to focus alex midler’s first pro model. pretty shitty



Just watched from the 17.30 mark.

Lots of slow learner, problem child energy going on in that park.
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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #558 on: May 27, 2021, 11:12:26 AM »
lol in all seriousness apparently mike was just over the politics involved with running a skateshop. can't blame him. respect for opening a shop and having it become one of the most recognized shops in just (3-4?) years and going out while still on top. im gonna miss the wheatley lotties vids :( this was on repeat

Probably my favorite edit of last year.

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #559 on: May 27, 2021, 11:24:07 AM »
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in terms of nak focusing people’s boards. at the 17:30 nak tries to focus alex midler’s first pro model. pretty shitty


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Just watched from the 17.30 mark.

Lots of slow learner, problem child energy going on in that park.

People that focus boards are losers. Whether you focus your own board or a friends, the fact remains...your are a loser.

1. People want to talk about giving back to the skate community. Anytime I buy a new deck at my local, I donate my old one to a skate after school program...or to less fortunate kids that come in the shop and can't afford a freshy

2. Global Warming is real... snapping your deck constantly is only making more waste for the planet. Don't be a dick and try and make your carbon foot print as small as possible

3. Snapping your board constantly makes you look like a asshole

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #560 on: May 27, 2021, 11:50:54 AM »
Surprised adidas hasn't dropped him yet

Also, who is running Adidas skateboarding? Who selected that awkward team? Who the fuck decided to put snoop dogg in the full length and put together that terrible movie? Adidas skateboarding is a fucking joke

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #561 on: May 27, 2021, 12:02:36 PM »
Surprised adidas hasn't dropped him yet

Also, who is running Adidas skateboarding? Who selected that awkward team? Who the fuck decided to put snoop dogg in the full length and put together that terrible movie? Adidas skateboarding is a fucking joke

I know scott johnston did a lot with the tyshawn shoe which personally i've been pretty unimpressed with since it came out but unsure how much pull he has beyond design
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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #562 on: May 27, 2021, 12:03:12 PM »
I know exactly what happened between Lotties and Nak. Here's is how the events played out.

Tuesday, 4:20pm. Nak needs new boards, shirts, and sweatshirts for all the homies because he focused theirs and the only reason they put up with him is for the crumbs of product, girls, events, and fame. Nak and the homies walk into Lotties.

Nak: Where's my red carpet? Feel me?
Lotties employee: Oh hey Nakel, hey guys... what was that?
Nak: It's Nak, feel me?
Lotties employee: Uh.. okay (looks at the homies... no one makes eye contact).
Nak: Feel me. I need new everything for the homies. Feel me?
Lotties employee: Okay cool, we have a lot of stuff that you can get. It's great that you are choosing to support our business. Times have been tough due to COVID and the retail climate in general. Were you thinking cash or charge?
Nak: Feel me. I'm PRO AS FUCK!
Lotties employee: Sure.. I mean I can't remember any of your footage or tricks but yeah, you seem very professional.
Nak: Feel me!
Lotties employee: ...
Nak: *Lights spliff.
Lotties employee: So I'll just call Dill to see if I should bill FA for everything or...
Nak: *Starts IG Live Stream. Feel me right now.
Lotties employee: Hey, all this product actually costs us money. If we don't sell it, then we have no business. That's how business works. You should know, don't you have a clothing company or something?
Nak: My shit wet. Feel me. I am sk8. Eat my shorts. I extreme. Zip pop pow!
Lotties employee: Oh shit. Nake... I mean Nak is having a stroke call 911.
Nak: What is Lotties? lol, feel... lol me cough cough (his spliff hits different).

*all the homies are impressed. They walk out the door and are super happy with themselves. Nak does a hardflip and everyone cheers. But one homie didn't cheer loud enough so he focuses the homie's shoes. The homie laughs out loud but is crying inside. That was his only pair of shoes and he has to be at work in an hour. Nak leaves the crew because he has to go to a salon to get his hair dyed a new color, he wouldn't be caught dead with the same hair color two weeks in a row. He sits in the salon chair contemplating if people will ever really feel him. A single tear forms in his bloodshot eye. The tear almost falls but he remembers that if you lose a tear, you are in a world of hurt. He holds the tear back using his mind powers. He learns that he doesn't know who he is, where he fits in this world, and yes, even Nak doesn't understand... no, he doesn't feel himself.

fucking well done, i really feel this
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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #563 on: May 27, 2021, 12:12:42 PM »
so lotties is closed for good because of nak?

Yeah because brian lotties dog bit off nickels 3 middle fingers leaving him with a perma shaka of sorts

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #564 on: May 27, 2021, 12:13:32 PM »
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so lotties is closed for good because of nak?
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Yeah because brian lotties dog bit off nickels 3 middle fingers leaving him with a perma shaka of sorts

Lotties went bankrupt because of primitive credit card holds

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #565 on: May 27, 2021, 12:34:39 PM »
Naked Smith does not make me want to buy Adidas. Everyone else does.
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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #566 on: May 27, 2021, 12:40:55 PM »


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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #567 on: May 27, 2021, 12:53:05 PM »
lol in all seriousness apparently mike was just over the politics involved with running a skateshop. can't blame him. respect for opening a shop and having it become one of the most recognized shops in just (3-4?) years and going out while still on top. im gonna miss the wheatley lotties vids :( this was on repeat

He also low key became a really recognizable illustrator that will now probably always get work
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #568 on: May 27, 2021, 12:55:40 PM »
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lol in all seriousness apparently mike was just over the politics involved with running a skateshop. can't blame him. respect for opening a shop and having it become one of the most recognized shops in just (3-4?) years and going out while still on top. im gonna miss the wheatley lotties vids :( this was on repeat

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He also low key became a really recognizable illustrator that will now probably always get work

i think that is the biggest point to remember. even if the shop does shut down (which i highly doubt it will), mike will always have work in the skate industry

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #569 on: May 27, 2021, 01:08:16 PM »
Can we change the thread title to Lotties Skateshop Has Been Stopped?
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.