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« Reply #630 on: May 28, 2021, 12:56:21 PM »
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in terms of nak focusing people’s boards. at the 17:30 nak tries to focus alex midler’s first pro model. pretty shitty


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Just watched from the 17.30 mark.

Lots of slow learner, problem child energy going on in that park.
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My take away was that Mikey Alfred wears a fucking pocket watch. Fuck I hate that dude. All these dudes suck.
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How to we merge this thread with the North Hollywood one?

Imma let you finish but this screenshot actually belongs in the "worst board graphics ever" thread as well

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #631 on: May 28, 2021, 01:40:50 PM »

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #632 on: May 28, 2021, 02:02:02 PM »
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in terms of nak focusing people’s boards. at the 17:30 nak tries to focus alex midler’s first pro model. pretty shitty


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Just watched from the 17.30 mark.

Lots of slow learner, problem child energy going on in that park.
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My take away was that Mikey Alfred wears a fucking pocket watch. Fuck I hate that dude. All these dudes suck.

Don’t hate on pocket watches! I have one that was my great great grandfathers, and it’s easily the coolest thing I own. He used it as he was making power moves down in the Caribbean, and my cousins have no idea that my great grandfather left it to me. Tbh I’d rather talk about pocket watches (or watches in general) than board brands that appeal to rebellious suburban preteens like Illegal Civ, but I think we’re all in agreement that Mikey Alfred is nauseating.
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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #633 on: May 28, 2021, 02:11:30 PM »
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in terms of nak focusing people’s boards. at the 17:30 nak tries to focus alex midler’s first pro model. pretty shitty


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Just watched from the 17.30 mark.

Lots of slow learner, problem child energy going on in that park.
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My take away was that Mikey Alfred wears a fucking pocket watch. Fuck I hate that dude. All these dudes suck.
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Don’t hate on pocket watches! I have one that was my great great grandfathers, and it’s easily the coolest thing I own. He used it as he was making power moves down in the Caribbean, and my cousins have no idea that my great grandfather left it to me. Tbh I’d rather talk about pocket watches (or watches in general) than board brands that appeal to rebellious suburban preteens like Illegal Civ, but I think we’re all in agreement that Mikey Alfred is nauseating.

Well tell us more, this is the perfect thread for that.
Do you actually use the pocket watch ? You got any pictures ? What sort of power move was your ancestor making ? And what sort of power move are YOU making ? Also, would your cousins beat you up if they found out ?

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #634 on: May 28, 2021, 02:48:46 PM »
I picture a speech when @Matthew_James received the watch similar to the speech Butch in Pulp Fiction received...



Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad’s. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully, you’ll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I’m talking to you, Butch. I got something for you.
This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up till then people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather’s war watch and he wore it every day he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed until your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane’s luck wasn’t as good as his old man’s. Dane was a Marine and he was killed, along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he’d never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his dad’s gold watch.
This watch. This watch was on your daddy’s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it’d be confiscated, taken away. The way your dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #635 on: May 28, 2021, 04:07:40 PM »
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Does Nickel offer free shipping on his merch? I'm trying to impress some chick so want his stuff.
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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #636 on: May 28, 2021, 04:14:01 PM »
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Does Nickel offer free shipping on his merch? I'm trying to impress some chick so want his stuff.
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« Reply #637 on: May 28, 2021, 04:29:51 PM »
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Does Nickel offer free shipping on his merch? I'm trying to impress some chick so want his stuff.
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« Reply #638 on: May 28, 2021, 04:50:26 PM »
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Does Nickel offer free shipping on his merch? I'm trying to impress some chick so want his stuff.
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Can someone photoshop Nak’s face onto a coin? This thread hasn’t even started to peak
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« Reply #639 on: May 28, 2021, 05:09:16 PM »
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Does Nickel offer free shipping on his merch? I'm trying to impress some chick so want his stuff.
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« Reply #640 on: May 28, 2021, 07:33:59 PM »
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Does Nickel offer free shipping on his merch? I'm trying to impress some chick so want his stuff.
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Can someone photoshop Nak’s face onto a coin? This thread hasn’t even started to peak
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I'm all in for this plot twist.
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ya feel me? 19NAKTEEN97

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« Reply #641 on: May 28, 2021, 07:47:37 PM »
fuck poutine we eat pussy out here.

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« Reply #642 on: May 28, 2021, 07:49:53 PM »
Jesus hahaha

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Does Nickel offer free shipping on his merch? I'm trying to impress some chick so want his stuff.

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« Reply #644 on: May 29, 2021, 08:59:31 AM »
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« Reply #645 on: May 29, 2021, 10:05:21 AM »
Lotties is indeed closed. Confirmed. WTF.
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« Reply #646 on: May 29, 2021, 11:09:39 AM »
yeah can anyone on the lotties side of things (we kno u r here) tell us why lotties actually closed. i refuse to beleive it has anything to do with nickel and his e-crying. but like others have side mike really started doing alot of art for skate stuff recently, but the dudes been killing it for deep. also heard he slammed one of the olson twins back in the early 00s so thats pretty badass.

had a rad part in that old rob harris video. the one with the only pre-"pscychopsyiblin mushroom personified as a sheep hearding white kid with dreads" yaje part wed ever get. i think QS did a remix with that one gucci man song white kids were tripping over that month. re-edit gods over there at QS



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« Reply #647 on: May 29, 2021, 12:20:04 PM »
yeah can anyone on the lotties side of things (we kno u r here) tell us why lotties actually closed. i refuse to beleive it has anything to do with nickel and his e-crying. but like others have side mike really started doing alot of art for skate stuff recently, but the dudes been killing it for deep. also heard he slammed one of the olson twins back in the early 00s so thats pretty badass.

had a rad part in that old rob harris video. the one with the only pre-"pscychopsyiblin mushroom personified as a sheep hearding white kid with dreads" yaje part wed ever get. i think QS did a remix with that one gucci man song white kids were tripping over that month. re-edit gods over there at QS



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He sent an email to distros/ suppliers etc saying it was to do with violence and intimidation etc in the area. It just wasnt worth it.

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #648 on: May 29, 2021, 03:05:01 PM »
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in terms of nak focusing people’s boards. at the 17:30 nak tries to focus alex midler’s first pro model. pretty shitty


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Just watched from the 17.30 mark.

Lots of slow learner, problem child energy going on in that park.
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My take away was that Mikey Alfred wears a fucking pocket watch. Fuck I hate that dude. All these dudes suck.

Except the watch isn’t in his pocket but rather dangling in front of his dingaling.

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #649 on: May 29, 2021, 03:40:08 PM »
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yeah can anyone on the lotties side of things (we kno u r here) tell us why lotties actually closed. i refuse to beleive it has anything to do with nickel and his e-crying. but like others have side mike really started doing alot of art for skate stuff recently, but the dudes been killing it for deep. also heard he slammed one of the olson twins back in the early 00s so thats pretty badass.

had a rad part in that old rob harris video. the one with the only pre-"pscychopsyiblin mushroom personified as a sheep hearding white kid with dreads" yaje part wed ever get. i think QS did a remix with that one gucci man song white kids were tripping over that month. re-edit gods over there at QS



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He sent an email to distros/ suppliers etc saying it was to do with violence and intimidation etc in the area. It just wasnt worth it.


Yep, this is why.

Curious if any of the brands/distros that have done a lot of collaborating/supporting of Mike are gonna stay quiet on this, or stand up for him.
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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #650 on: May 29, 2021, 03:59:04 PM »
Prayers for nak. That dude seems dumb enough to start shit with people who don’t care about skating at all nor know who he is. Gonna be a sad day. 
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« Reply #651 on: May 29, 2021, 08:26:09 PM »
Prayers for nak. That dude seems dumb enough to start shit with people who don’t care about skating at all nor know who he is. Gonna be a sad good day. can kick his ass.

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« Reply #652 on: May 29, 2021, 08:40:33 PM »
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Prayers for nak. That dude seems dumb enough to start shit with people who don’t care about skating at all nor know who he is. Gonna be a sad good day. can kick his ass.
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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #653 on: May 29, 2021, 08:46:30 PM »
all this nak hate is so fucking dumb lol you guys are so fucking dramatic. talk about over exaggerating shit

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« Reply #654 on: May 29, 2021, 08:59:50 PM »
Na Kel's IG is private now
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« Reply #655 on: May 30, 2021, 02:54:59 AM »
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yeah can anyone on the lotties side of things (we kno u r here) tell us why lotties actually closed. i refuse to beleive it has anything to do with nickel and his e-crying. but like others have side mike really started doing alot of art for skate stuff recently, but the dudes been killing it for deep. also heard he slammed one of the olson twins back in the early 00s so thats pretty badass.

had a rad part in that old rob harris video. the one with the only pre-"pscychopsyiblin mushroom personified as a sheep hearding white kid with dreads" yaje part wed ever get. i think QS did a remix with that one gucci man song white kids were tripping over that month. re-edit gods over there at QS



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He sent an email to distros/ suppliers etc saying it was to do with violence and intimidation etc in the area. It just wasnt worth it.
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Yep, this is why.

Curious if any of the brands/distros that have done a lot of collaborating/supporting of Mike are gonna stay quiet on this, or stand up for him.

This is somewhat unclear, was it violence toward just the shop or were Beibel types wandering the neighborhood fighting locals all day? Was the shop targeted specifically, and what was the reason?

Also banging an Olson twin is definitely not a W, both look like a cross between starving aliens and 20 year old grandparents

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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #656 on: May 30, 2021, 03:22:51 AM »
all this nak hate is so fucking dumb lol you guys are so fucking dramatic. talk about over exaggerating shit

Sorry nikel won’t happen again

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« Reply #657 on: May 30, 2021, 06:18:28 AM »
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yeah can anyone on the lotties side of things (we kno u r here) tell us why lotties actually closed. i refuse to beleive it has anything to do with nickel and his e-crying. but like others have side mike really started doing alot of art for skate stuff recently, but the dudes been killing it for deep. also heard he slammed one of the olson twins back in the early 00s so thats pretty badass.

had a rad part in that old rob harris video. the one with the only pre-"pscychopsyiblin mushroom personified as a sheep hearding white kid with dreads" yaje part wed ever get. i think QS did a remix with that one gucci man song white kids were tripping over that month. re-edit gods over there at QS



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He sent an email to distros/ suppliers etc saying it was to do with violence and intimidation etc in the area. It just wasnt worth it.
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Yep, this is why.

Curious if any of the brands/distros that have done a lot of collaborating/supporting of Mike are gonna stay quiet on this, or stand up for him.
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This is somewhat unclear, was it violence toward just the shop or were Beibel types wandering the neighborhood fighting locals all day? Was the shop targeted specifically, and what was the reason?

Also banging an Olson twin is definitely not a W, both look like a cross between starving aliens and 20 year old grandparents

It was threats as a derivative of this whole situation.
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« Reply #658 on: May 30, 2021, 07:44:03 AM »
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yeah can anyone on the lotties side of things (we kno u r here) tell us why lotties actually closed. i refuse to beleive it has anything to do with nickel and his e-crying. but like others have side mike really started doing alot of art for skate stuff recently, but the dudes been killing it for deep. also heard he slammed one of the olson twins back in the early 00s so thats pretty badass.

had a rad part in that old rob harris video. the one with the only pre-"pscychopsyiblin mushroom personified as a sheep hearding white kid with dreads" yaje part wed ever get. i think QS did a remix with that one gucci man song white kids were tripping over that month. re-edit gods over there at QS



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He sent an email to distros/ suppliers etc saying it was to do with violence and intimidation etc in the area. It just wasnt worth it.
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Yep, this is why.

Curious if any of the brands/distros that have done a lot of collaborating/supporting of Mike are gonna stay quiet on this, or stand up for him.
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This is somewhat unclear, was it violence toward just the shop or were Beibel types wandering the neighborhood fighting locals all day? Was the shop targeted specifically, and what was the reason?

Also banging an Olson twin is definitely not a W, both look like a cross between starving aliens and 20 year old grandparents
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It was threats as a derivative of this whole situation.

You would think someone promoting threats and violence against a business would be at risk of losing endorsements as well.
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Re: nakel lotties rant
« Reply #659 on: May 30, 2021, 08:33:39 AM »
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The first love of my life bought me a pocket watch.  I don’t rock it but I still keep it with my prized possessions.  Your great grandpa sounds legit.  Mikey Alfred suspect as fuck

Just watched from the 17.30 mark.

Lots of slow learner, problem child energy going on in that park.
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My take away was that Mikey Alfred wears a fucking pocket watch. Fuck I hate that dude. All these dudes suck.
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Don’t hate on pocket watches! I have one that was my great great grandfathers, and it’s easily the coolest thing I own. He used it as he was making power moves down in the Caribbean, and my cousins have no idea that my great grandfather left it to me. Tbh I’d rather talk about pocket watches (or watches in general) than board brands that appeal to rebellious suburban preteens like Illegal Civ, but I think we’re all in agreement that Mikey Alfred is nauseating.