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If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« on: May 25, 2021, 08:05:00 AM »
What tunes would I play?

You know the deal: you're in a dungeon or holed up in a bunker and I want to drive you insane.

What music am I playing at full volume 24-7 to break you?

For me it's probably Coldplay.  It's on all the time at work and that guy's voice just sounds like whining to me.

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2021, 08:44:19 AM »
Just any top 40 radio station for me.
why come?

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2021, 10:55:46 AM »
There are so many radio rock bands I find absolutely insufferable.

U2 is near the top of the list. I have a real aversion to overly produced preachy music and I just see U2 as the embodiment of that. I also don't think The Edge is that monumental or influential of a guitarist that people make him out to be.

Nirvana rips but the rest of grunge/post-grunge is pretty stale and generic to my ears. Pearl Jam and Alice In Chains have a hit here or there but for the most part, I find it to be boring and formulaic. Not objectively bad music like U2, just really doesn't do it for me.

Lastly, my favorite band of all time is Oasis but I could go the rest of my life not hearing Wonderwall ever again. Song really diluted the greatness of the band's amazing first three albums into one song that will endlessly be covered by acoustic guitar bros and sung at karaoke bars.


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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2021, 01:34:21 PM »
That’s so easy ... it’s abba ! Pure hell and people still shell out for that shite over and over again.
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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2021, 01:38:29 PM »

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2021, 02:48:00 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC8oP4Z_xPw

I just picture her entire life is singing this terrible song at carnivals around America, travelling around via the back of a motorcycle, getting paid in GPCs and Steel Reserve.
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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2021, 02:54:01 PM »
Mumble rap, all of it

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2021, 06:36:32 PM »

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2021, 08:09:38 PM »

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2021, 07:21:17 AM »
Mumble rap, all of it

This guy’s got a good answer!

But really,

BABY METAL

https://youtu.be/WIKqgE4BwAY
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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2021, 12:54:33 PM »
The Eagles.
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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2021, 01:09:55 PM »
The Eagles.

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2021, 01:01:25 PM »
Just put it to the Christian radio station. The whole genre is terrible and unlistenable. Not even ironically.

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2021, 10:55:32 PM »
Just put it to the Christian radio station. The whole genre is terrible and unlistenable. Not even ironically.

It is really fascinating how easy it is to identify Christian rock. Hitting "seek" on the radio I feel like I can figure it out within 3 seconds, without doing any linguistic processing, and I don't think I am unique by any means. I can even do it for Spanish stations even though my Spanish is very limited.  It must be related to the chord progressions and other such stuff. 
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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2021, 04:20:37 AM »
Tame impala, cage the elephant, lil wayne, bob, Tyler the creator, kayne, jayz, weezer, blink182, paramore, $uicideboy$, Kodak black and fucking Green Day.

it must be crazy when chico sells you something and the tables switch from "give me my money chico" to "giving my money to chico"

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2021, 08:59:10 PM »
Tame impala, cage the elephant, lil wayne, bob, Tyler the creator, kayne, jayz, weezer, blink182, paramore, $uicideboy$, Kodak black and fucking Green Day.
you covered a massive range of genres here. almost impressive how much you hate

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2021, 10:56:12 PM »
Whatever random Spotify playlists my housemate plays. It's some kind of cafe/emo/extremely white indie music with blown out reverb.

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2021, 07:13:10 AM »
J Casanova

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2021, 08:03:21 AM »
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I just watched 30 thousand hundred million last night with my homies... and my girl’s coworkers. Showing non skaters that was kinda weird.

it must be crazy when chico sells you something and the tables switch from "give me my money chico" to "giving my money to chico"

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2021, 03:01:57 PM »
Kim mitchell
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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2021, 03:20:13 PM »
R.A.E.D

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2021, 04:51:05 PM »
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I just watched 30 thousand hundred million last night with my homies... and my girl’s coworkers. Showing non skaters that was kinda weird.
hahaha I've tried to explain to non-skaters too, not a good look.
you know what's really insane though? that's actually probably his best song which means he's only gotten worse over time...

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2021, 05:21:10 PM »
10 hour loop

https://youtu.be/0K4oym9Pw48

That’s mad haha they used to play that on 4zzz radio as a gee up
But only for a minute or so

Have you seen epic sax guy he’s got a ten hour one too
listen to cosmic psychos

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2021, 10:16:15 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dMFF_yts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nze9-4ywpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLJf9qJHR3E

I don't have any examples from the last ten years, I guess, but just music for white people that are probably really into Peaky Blinders and craft beer. The absolute worst shit.

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2021, 11:01:25 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dMFF_yts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nze9-4ywpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLJf9qJHR3E

I don't have any examples from the last ten years, I guess, but just music for white people that are probably really into Peaky Blinders and craft beer. The absolute worst shit.
I enjoy peaky blinders and craft beer (higher ABV dawg) but I absolutely am with you on the people who enjoy this terrible raspy voice intolerable dross

https://youtu.be/SMa-FNUtPUM

This one was on my mind today for the thread, just an all around bad song by kid rock (featuring Too Short)  when he was making hip hop
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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #26 on: June 04, 2021, 09:34:48 PM »
Kim mitchell

 Might as well go for a soda, dude.

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2021, 01:40:19 PM »
Explosions in the Sky style post-rock. Shit has somehow morphed into the new iteration of muzak. I do not wanna hear triumphant snare rolls and tremolo picked guitar lines while I'm on hold to punt my student loan.

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2021, 10:33:40 PM »
spoon. jesus christ how can people like that shit


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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2021, 08:00:26 PM »
For me it's Aerosmith. For my wife, 311 and Sublime.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.