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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #30 on: June 08, 2021, 05:43:35 PM »
Aerosmith is a good one. Top tier torture tunes. Bob Seger, Kid Rock, Metallica (or any of that butt-rock-metal shit, don't know any band names other than godsmack), greenday after dookie (still don't want to hear any greenday tho), emo scene shit, any country after the 60s, could probably name more, but my hate-levels and memory is sluggish right now

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #31 on: June 09, 2021, 09:47:30 AM »
spoon. jesus christ how can people like that shit

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #32 on: June 21, 2021, 09:55:42 PM »
I can stand pretty shitty, terribly recorded black metal and the dumbest, laziest soundcloud trap shit, but even the best hip hop track in Swedish make me wanna puke. Shit don't work.

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #33 on: June 21, 2021, 10:05:15 PM »
lol @ 1:01

https://youtu.be/Fhd7fjSv9eo

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #34 on: June 27, 2021, 06:28:24 PM »
The song "Toys in the attic" is sick tho.  Someone mentioned the white Indie playlists with too much reverb -holy shit yah, make it stop!  I'm not into any metal at all unless it's really just punk like Celtic Frost.   Lyrical rap. People who like it always call the shit i'd be into 'trash' 
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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #35 on: June 30, 2021, 03:57:09 AM »

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2021, 05:51:51 AM »
"Cali Reggae." Worst shit on earth, listened to by the worst people on earth.

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2021, 06:34:05 AM »

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2021, 08:07:58 PM »
Mana
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Iron maiden
In case youve never hearrd of mana, welcome to: fuck you

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #39 on: July 02, 2021, 07:46:39 AM »
Explosions in the Sky style post-rock. Shit has somehow morphed into the new iteration of muzak. I do not wanna hear triumphant snare rolls and tremolo picked guitar lines while I'm on hold to punt my student loan.

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #40 on: July 12, 2021, 08:55:44 AM »
Bon Iver.

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #41 on: July 12, 2021, 12:51:46 PM »

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #42 on: July 13, 2021, 02:51:37 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dMFF_yts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nze9-4ywpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLJf9qJHR3E

I don't have any examples from the last ten years, I guess, but just music for white people that are probably really into Peaky Blinders and craft beer. The absolute worst shit.

I might add Beirut to this list too.
I literally hated Suciu’s Verso because they used Beirut for the first part and I absolutely hate that band with a passion

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #44 on: July 14, 2021, 08:10:42 AM »
foo fighters

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #45 on: July 14, 2021, 09:57:09 PM »
Oh god where to start, Garbage, 90’s alt rock  radio edit rap songs ICP just any album sucks.
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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #46 on: July 15, 2021, 03:01:46 AM »
foo fighters

 For as long as I can remember, my mum has referred to them as the "Poo Biters".

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #47 on: July 15, 2021, 04:14:01 AM »
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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #48 on: July 16, 2021, 12:44:22 AM »
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dMFF_yts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nze9-4ywpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLJf9qJHR3E

I don't have any examples from the last ten years, I guess, but just music for white people that are probably really into Peaky Blinders and craft beer. The absolute worst shit.
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I might add Beirut to this list too.
I literally hated Suciu’s Verso because they used Beirut for the first part and I absolutely hate that band with a passion

Lmao I went into Verso fully expecting some bullshit Beirut type music and couldn’t believe my ears when it was actually Beirut. Great part regardless. Also fuck y’all for getting that “Fun” song stuck in my head. That is my torture song and has been since it came out.
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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #50 on: September 07, 2021, 09:18:10 PM »
https://youtu.be/CKjaFG4YN6g

Hasn't j3r3m3 recently danced to this? Or it's just my mind that associates torture music with him... anyway you remind me of this masterpiece
https://youtu.be/PBDAytqFrUk


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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2021, 12:58:09 AM »
http://youtu.be/mOYZaiDZ7BM
I would legit rip off my own ears if I was forced to listen to this for longer than a few hours…

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #52 on: September 08, 2021, 02:31:07 PM »
I feel like all the Happy Medium soundtracks are probably super annoying now.
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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #53 on: September 11, 2021, 10:53:07 AM »
I'm not sure whether there is an equivalent to the ESC in the States or in general worldwide, for this event the worst songs in human history are produced every year. This song should be indexed.

https://youtu.be/8QSgNM9yNjo

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #54 on: September 11, 2021, 01:31:50 PM »
Anything with an accordian, especially norteno.

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #55 on: September 11, 2021, 06:01:11 PM »
I'm actually scared to click on these links for fear the songs will get stuck in my head

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #56 on: September 11, 2021, 07:42:59 PM »
The venga bus is coming, something something something

That ones fucked

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room, that ones alright tho
listen to cosmic psychos

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #57 on: September 11, 2021, 08:29:05 PM »
Bagpipes

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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #58 on: September 11, 2021, 09:11:53 PM »
Holy fuck repressed memories of the edinburgh tattoo cassette would have to ask but I have long suspected my older sister focused it
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Re: If I Wanted To Torture You with Music
« Reply #59 on: September 13, 2021, 01:49:52 PM »
The venga bus is coming, something something something

That ones fucked

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room, that ones alright tho

You're tripping matty, the Venga boys can do no wrong.
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