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Nyjah on Ass Tats
« on: June 02, 2021, 09:07:35 AM »



i saw this, so you have to as well. source: https://twitter.com/jenkemmag/status/1400121038084743172


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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2021, 09:13:59 AM »
I was about to attempt my first Stylin’ On You with this one but I’m bogged down with work atm. I’m hoping some of you Photoshop geniuses will provide laughs in time for lunch. Nigel as Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen, please?

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2021, 09:17:20 AM »
I'm going to get nyjahs ass tattooed on my ass.
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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2021, 09:21:48 AM »
Scrumptious

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2021, 09:31:09 AM »
i feel like there was a period there where male nudity was like this edgy thing, i remember red hot chili peppers and blink182 were naked in their performances or videos, would see naked dudes in rolling stone and all that. this really brought me back.

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2021, 09:43:16 AM »
During sex to prevent myself from ejaculating I think about Osama Bin Laden running my dick through a sewing machine.

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2021, 09:46:38 AM »
If he likes it whatever. Some of you walking around with like PD logos or the screaming hand or a plethora of your buddies shit art homebrewed tattoos that just as kooky.

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2021, 09:48:37 AM »
That dual doily life tho


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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2021, 09:50:40 AM »
The question is did Nyjah also tattoo his asshole?

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2021, 10:02:28 AM »
If he likes it whatever. Some of you walking around with like PD logos or the screaming hand or a plethora of your buddies shit art homebrewed tattoos that just as kooky.

Found the guy with the mandala tattoos

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2021, 10:02:38 AM »
If he likes it whatever. Some of you walking around with like PD logos or the screaming hand or a plethora of your buddies shit art homebrewed tattoos that just as kooky.

Wait what? I guess I didn't get the memo but how is the screaming hand kooky?  :-\
why come?

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2021, 10:03:35 AM »
Butt why tho??

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2021, 10:04:45 AM »
Looks like a minor clench? Medium send

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2021, 10:07:19 AM »
edge tattoos = you broke edge

skate tattoos = you don’t skate anymore

i’m sure there’s exceptions but when i see you at the airport weighin a solid 250 w/ an indy shirt and the powell ripper on ur calf that’s what i’m assumin

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2021, 10:09:13 AM »
Really interesting to see someone so hollow inside that they obviously compensate through hundreds of hours worth of ornate tattoos that serve as an ersatz personality.  Inspirational.   

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2021, 10:12:36 AM »
edge tattoos = you broke edge

skate tattoos = you don’t skate anymore

i’m sure there’s exceptions but when i see you at the airport weighin a solid 250 w/ an indy shirt and the powell ripper on ur calf that’s what i’m assumin

Also what are you assuming when you see Nyjahs cheek doilies here?

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2021, 10:13:41 AM »
Really interesting to see someone so hollow inside that they obviously compensate through hundreds of hours worth of ornate tattoos that serve as an ersatz arse-ass personality.  Inspirational.

I got you Stinky.

Great word though, unsure if I had ever seen it used before.
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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2021, 10:25:49 AM »
Do you think who ever did the tattoo for him spread his cheeks a little and took a quick glance at his butthole?
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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2021, 10:28:04 AM »
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If he likes it whatever. Some of you walking around with like PD logos or the screaming hand or a plethora of your buddies shit art homebrewed tattoos that just as kooky.
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Wait what? I guess I didn't get the memo but how is the screaming hand kooky?  :-\

any brand logo tattoo is lame

#ad

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2021, 10:42:41 AM »
Easy way to spot a rapist in the ass line up

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2021, 11:05:23 AM »
If he likes it whatever. Some of you walking around with like PD logos or the screaming hand or a plethora of your buddies shit art homebrewed tattoos that just as kooky.
i dont have any tattoos bro

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2021, 11:20:26 AM »
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If he likes it whatever. Some of you walking around with like PD logos or the screaming hand or a plethora of your buddies shit art homebrewed tattoos that just as kooky.
[close]

Found the guy with the mandala tattoos


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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2021, 11:20:38 AM »


All I know is my guy is skipping leg day


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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2021, 11:32:24 AM »
Dad must be spitting tacks when he sees this shit
familial religionists backing into their respective ideological corners

spiritual life must be easier for women
who dont have to join a gang
or invent their own
brand of shit
Shalom

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2021, 11:35:10 AM »
Kinda reminds me of a rhythm action game. Like Donkey Kong Jungle Beat but on Nyjah's yeeks
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2021, 11:52:29 AM »
Someone ask Neen if dem cheeks need a beating

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2021, 12:27:18 PM »

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2021, 01:27:01 PM »
why the fuck is he holding a skateboard?!

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2021, 01:31:54 PM »
why the fuck is he holding a skateboard?!

He's about to "grind"

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Re: Nyjah on Ass Tats
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2021, 01:55:46 PM »
I have a back piece and my ass is fully tatted too so I can’t talk shit haha