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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1710 on: September 19, 2021, 08:45:41 AM »
I get it now. These dudes are influencing kids NOT to skate.


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1711 on: September 19, 2021, 08:49:54 AM »
That Korn jersey was the best part of any of these games this weekend. I’m done being positive, I’m not watching any of these games unless there’s a pro in it.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1712 on: September 19, 2021, 08:52:15 AM »
what the fuck was that. how did that tony dude even get invited what does he even do

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1713 on: September 19, 2021, 08:55:55 AM »
If you can't handle me at my Marc Johnson, you don't deserve me at my Bobby Puleo.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1714 on: September 19, 2021, 09:00:34 AM »


They look like a limb biscuit cover band

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« Reply #1715 on: September 19, 2021, 10:05:51 AM »
Put me in Steve

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« Reply #1716 on: September 19, 2021, 10:08:32 AM »
did they just grab the one dude off the street or something? fucking horrible

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1717 on: September 19, 2021, 10:53:23 AM »
Can’t wait for the online redemption video for gucciMan.

TJ reminds me of Alchemist so much.

I would unironically wear that Korn jersey, it’s dope. Only insecure people talk shit on them  :-*
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1718 on: September 19, 2021, 11:12:23 AM »
Can’t wait for the online redemption video for gucciMan.

TJ reminds me of Alchemist so much.

I would unironically wear that Korn jersey, it’s dope. Only insecure people talk shit on them  :-*

Sign me up for that! Love me some OG KoRn  :-* that almost evened out the wack caribummers on his feet.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1719 on: September 19, 2021, 11:43:58 AM »
so is pencil legs only in this because he is wearing that stupid edgy canned water hat?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1720 on: September 19, 2021, 11:55:46 AM »


They look like a limb biscuit cover band

The Wurst Durst, performing live at the berries

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1721 on: September 19, 2021, 11:57:17 AM »
did they just grab the one dude off the street or something? fucking horrible

Affiliated with a sponsor somehow.


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1722 on: September 19, 2021, 11:59:51 AM »
So Scientology fully owns the berrics now. Berra wants out but is trapped like John Travolta. Steve creats BOTB 12 to sabotage the berrics brand and save skateboarding from the clutches of Xenu.
Berra is secretly looking out for skateboarding. Maybe he’s not a bad guy after all.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1723 on: September 19, 2021, 12:21:15 PM »
Spencer Barton was low key clean tbh, only know him for massive ollies. Disappointed he was rocking the berriumas though.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1724 on: September 19, 2021, 12:43:46 PM »
So Scientology fully owns the berrics now. Berra wants out but is trapped like John Travolta. Steve creats BOTB 12 to sabotage the berrics brand and save skateboarding from the clutches of Xenu.
Berra is secretly looking out for skateboarding. Maybe he’s not a bad guy after all.
Take this shit to the conspiracy thread where it belongs!
Just kidding; that’s a fun take you’ve got there, and would go a long way towards explaining why this BATB is so gosh awful. I had just assumed it was because, well, everything.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1725 on: September 19, 2021, 02:53:32 PM »
Honestly, that kid in the Blind shirt showed a lot of courtesy in that match. It was still pretty difficult to watch though.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1726 on: September 19, 2021, 03:01:30 PM »
That match was the one that broke me.

When he first did an ollie I thought “oh haha because it’s a game of skate, funny joke”. But then my guy proceeded to do EVERY variation of an ollie.

Pros vs Joes vs Legends vs Influencers vs Guy Who Asks to Use Your Phone, Then to Bum A Cig, Then to Try Out Your Board

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1727 on: September 19, 2021, 03:02:41 PM »
KoRn Shirt 2.0

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1728 on: September 19, 2021, 03:21:26 PM »
At least berra didn’t have to rush back from chicago

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1729 on: September 19, 2021, 03:33:36 PM »
I was really hoping he was gonna lose the game on that kickflip.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1730 on: September 19, 2021, 03:44:25 PM »
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse you get this. Thank you Berra.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1731 on: September 19, 2021, 03:45:57 PM »
Wow. Me and my homies are in our 40’s and there’s no way we’d ever bother doing those first 4 ollies. Not to mention they were pitiful, and he beamed the other guy literally the second he landed each one. That was shockingly bad.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1732 on: September 19, 2021, 04:04:07 PM »
And here I was thinking no one could’ve done worse on a round one game than C-Roy, yet here we are.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1733 on: September 19, 2021, 04:54:06 PM »
feel like that game is gonna need at least 3 rematches

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1734 on: September 19, 2021, 05:16:41 PM »
never thought id watch BATB and feel somewhat good about my skating

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1735 on: September 19, 2021, 06:02:51 PM »
Was this some kind of Make a Wish type thing for this Tony guy? 
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1736 on: September 19, 2021, 06:03:26 PM »
Video length under 4 minutes - das no good......
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1737 on: September 19, 2021, 06:58:56 PM »
Rewatched it just to see if I was being a hater and the guy in shorts reminds me of a somehow stinkier version of Dane Vaughn

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1738 on: September 19, 2021, 07:04:38 PM »
Well, at least I learned a lesson from this game.  Never judge a book by it's cover.  I thought the Korn kid was going to be super cringe and shitty, but I was completely wrong. 
The long haired guy somehow made Nikes look worse than Cariumas.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1739 on: September 19, 2021, 08:42:22 PM »
what a waste, there are so many relatively unknown AMs who could get a huge boost off being included in this and instead we get influencers