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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2700 on: January 16, 2022, 01:05:55 PM »
I feel bad for ribsman

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2701 on: January 16, 2022, 01:09:05 PM »
Not watching this but im willing to bet its Mike V doing various twirls, dipsy doodles and skateboard gymnastics. The kid from Baker will probably do a 360 flip while not showering and light a joint.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2702 on: January 16, 2022, 01:30:27 PM »
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I immediately thought Tyson Peterson as well when they first said his name, and I thought "This could be an interesting game." But then it was the same Cariuma dude we already saw play a round...   I don't get it.  Why not actually get Ray Barbee or Jason Lee??   How about some real entertainment?
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I don't think Jason Lee is allowed back into the berrics since he left scientology.
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I remember when jason lee came back to skateboarding (also mentioned is Gershon 9club), berra was posting all sorts of his shit of jason lee.  I haven’t seen jason lee’s Instagram in a long time, is he still skating.  I seen dune still hitting up red curbs a lot and will post pics of him a jason working on stereo shit
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last i checked he was skating curbs with his son in a parking lot and did a trick in his house. that was a few months ago and i don’t remember when those were posted

Yeah, I’d assume he’s still skating. Seems like he’s living his dream. He and his son have the same backside 180’s.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2703 on: January 16, 2022, 01:30:52 PM »
has anyone asked the percentage of Berriuma shoes per battle is yet? seems like at least one pair per battle?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2704 on: January 16, 2022, 01:32:05 PM »
Not watching this but im willing to bet its Mike V doing various twirls, dipsy doodles and skateboard gymnastics. The kid from Baker will probably do a 360 flip while not showering and light a joint.

Pretty much just a staged event for showcasing both their skills, although I have to admit Mike V's wallride to back into transition caught me off guard.

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« Reply #2705 on: January 16, 2022, 01:35:03 PM »
Not watching this but im willing to bet its Mike V doing various twirls, dipsy doodles and skateboard gymnastics. The kid from Baker will probably do a 360 flip while not showering and light a joint.

nailed it

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2706 on: January 16, 2022, 03:44:02 PM »
Not watching this but im willing to bet its Mike V doing various twirls, dipsy doodles and skateboard gymnastics. The kid from Baker will probably do a 360 flip while not showering and light a joint.
took me a minute to realize that's Tyson Peterson ha ha

A few years ago Tyler Peterson briefly tried to go by Tyler Jeremy instead to avoid any confusion with the Baker pro.

…I can't believe that's the kind of skate fact I have in my head.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2707 on: January 16, 2022, 05:08:05 PM »
This seemed like cariuma propaganda to me…

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2708 on: January 16, 2022, 06:47:41 PM »
Was ribs man even an actual skater or just various dudes in a costume? I feel like Mike V's apathy and irritation weren't scripted, it was good to see how irritated these pros are.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2709 on: January 16, 2022, 07:10:29 PM »
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Not watching this but im willing to bet its Mike V doing various twirls, dipsy doodles and skateboard gymnastics. The kid from Baker will probably do a 360 flip while not showering and light a joint.
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Pretty much just a staged event for showcasing both their skills, although I have to admit Mike V's wallride to back into transition caught me off guard.
glad to see Mike V still looking very comfortable on the board, I didn't think he was skating so much these days.
he was also pretty close to landing the first big spin kickflip he tried too!
(but yeah, disgusting cariuma funded paid advertisement disguised as a game of skate)

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2710 on: January 20, 2022, 03:01:28 PM »
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Not watching this but im willing to bet its Mike V doing various twirls, dipsy doodles and skateboard gymnastics. The kid from Baker will probably do a 360 flip while not showering and light a joint.
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took me a minute to realize that's Tyson Peterson ha ha

A few years ago Tyler Peterson briefly tried to go by Tyler Jeremy instead to avoid any confusion with the Baker pro.

…I can't believe that's the kind of skate fact I have in my head.

Tyson is a boss level Florida Man tho. I feel like there’s no other like him
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2711 on: January 20, 2022, 03:29:58 PM »

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2712 on: January 21, 2022, 03:03:54 PM »
As others noted..

-why was Mike able to skate the park?
-why was Tyler Peterson added to the bracket twice, despite the obvious that he’s Borra’s shill

Haven’t been watching this much anyway for obvious reasons, but why would anyone want to tune into a staged contest??

Shut it down or get Berra out of there

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2713 on: February 01, 2022, 08:51:27 AM »
Totally forgot about batb12

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2714 on: February 01, 2022, 11:03:06 AM »

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2715 on: February 02, 2022, 07:53:17 AM »
They haven't had a legitimate game in over two months! Last four games were Mike mo coming back in disguise, a faked Crob vs Kelly Hart match, Luan skating against himself, and whatever that Mike V monstrosity was.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2716 on: February 02, 2022, 07:54:46 AM »

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2717 on: February 03, 2022, 01:41:32 PM »
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Totally forgot about batb12
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So did they

To be fair Omicron was kicking a lot of ass last month in LA

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2718 on: February 03, 2022, 01:49:22 PM »
It's almost like it was a bad idea to do a long, drawn-out, extended contest during the course of a global pandemic.

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« Reply #2719 on: February 03, 2022, 02:06:52 PM »
It's almost like it was a bad idea to do a long, drawn-out, extended contest during the course of a global pandemic.
Yeah, The Berrics have so damaged their reputation that they couldn't go back to the style of the early ones. Just get top pros in California and have them play casually. But, I feel every since they put money on the line, and then brought in the Joes who played to win with circus tricks, it hasn't been the same. Like, I don't care if this skatepark kid can triple dolphin flip. I'd rather watch some established pro do some sick popped flat ground, against another pro who can do the same. Not some youtube kid chasing rep cause he beat Chris Cole.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2720 on: February 03, 2022, 06:57:31 PM »
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It's almost like it was a bad idea to do a long, drawn-out, extended contest during the course of a global pandemic.
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Yeah, The Berrics have so damaged their reputation that they couldn't go back to the style of the early ones. Just get top pros in California and have them play casually. But, I feel every since they put money on the line, and then brought in the Joes who played to win with circus tricks, it hasn't been the same. Like, I don't care if this skatepark kid can triple dolphin flip. I'd rather watch some established pro do some sick popped flat ground, against another pro who can do the same. Not some youtube kid chasing rep cause he beat Chris Cole.

Kelly mentioned that skaters dont get paid on batb, and that maybe the top 3 winners get something

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2721 on: February 03, 2022, 08:15:55 PM »
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qck_y2FaP_E&ab_channel=TheBerrics

Wash the bad taste of BATB 12 out with Luan killing it but ultimately losing to Cody Cepeda. Gassed out hard towards the end, but a flatground 540 is something else.
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Talk about contrast between skaters. Luan pops everything perfect, fast and 3 feet off the ground. Cody cepeda is out there just mowing the lawn and burning worms. All whilst going as slow as you can go on a skateboard.
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cody cepeda is like a sloth on a skateboard, cant stand it

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2722 on: February 07, 2022, 05:45:43 PM »
Well there hasn’t been a batb12 game for the last 3 weeks. Might as well not exist anymore
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2723 on: February 07, 2022, 05:50:46 PM »
Well there hasn’t been at batb12 games for the last 3 weeks. Might as well not exist anymore

At this rate the finals wont be for another year, there is still around 28 games that need to take place before finals...

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« Reply #2724 on: February 07, 2022, 05:54:06 PM »
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Well there hasn’t been at batb12 games for the last 3 weeks. Might as well not exist anymore
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At this rate the finals wont be for another year, there is still around 28 games that need to take place before finals...

Batb12 is boring at this point. I think it’s they were making it quite frequent where the fun disappears.

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« Reply #2725 on: February 07, 2022, 06:00:37 PM »
only a matter of time before berra declares cariuma skateboard legend mike V the undisputed winner

he will then show his dominance in a 90 minute victory speech, letting us all know this was 'meant to be' and that he is THE alpha male skateboarder

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2726 on: February 09, 2022, 04:28:04 AM »
only a matter of time before berra declares cariuma skateboard legend mike V the undisputed winner

he will then show his dominance in a 90 minute victory speech, letting us all know this was 'meant to be' and that he is THE alpha male skateboarder



i know this was posted in the car thread but somehow i feel like it belongs here too

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2727 on: February 09, 2022, 07:54:17 AM »
Who knew never playing metal or having anything to do with the metal scene in any shape or form, along with writing terrible poetry, made you the "most metal" in skateboarding.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2728 on: February 09, 2022, 08:40:13 AM »
Well there hasn’t been a batb12 game for the last 3 weeks. Might as well not exist anymore

Or a new Beagle Tapes, what’s up with that? Used to be so consistent.


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #2729 on: February 09, 2022, 01:54:06 PM »
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Well there hasn’t been a batb12 game for the last 3 weeks. Might as well not exist anymore
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Or a new Beagle Tapes, what’s up with that? Used to be so consistent.

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