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Re: BATB12
« Reply #60 on: June 15, 2021, 07:04:22 AM »
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What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round
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I hope he smokes everyone in the most ridiculous pair of shoes (those fucking eS remastered runners) just so I can watch slap implode.
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He’s already been training

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQBu7LjAxMf/?utm_medium=copy_link

this man has very slender ankles

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #61 on: June 15, 2021, 08:16:01 AM »
Really curious to see who are going to be the icons. Koston, Mike Vallely... who else?

Would be interesting to see Jonny Giger skating and if he can really do those crazy tricks of his channel consistently. He could beat anyone with those.

Giger was in pros vs joes and was knocked out first round. But anyone could lose to prod.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #62 on: June 15, 2021, 08:38:27 AM »
I want to fight you so badly richard
Please give me your address ill make it my life goal to punsh your face in

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #63 on: June 16, 2021, 04:20:56 AM »
Hope they at least don’t reads the rules. So unnecessary at this point.

may xenu have mercy on your soul

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #64 on: June 16, 2021, 05:05:47 AM »
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Really curious to see who are going to be the icons. Koston, Mike Vallely... who else?

Would be interesting to see Jonny Giger skating and if he can really do those crazy tricks of his channel consistently. He could beat anyone with those.
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Giger was in pros vs joes and was knocked out first round. But anyone could lose to prod.

They say never meet your heroes. I would add Never play your heroes in a Game of skate.  ;D
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #65 on: June 16, 2021, 08:27:10 AM »
Here's the cringe bracket.

https://youtu.be/GdtX4AnmqOY

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #66 on: June 16, 2021, 08:38:22 AM »
Here's the cringe bracket.

https://youtu.be/GdtX4AnmqOY

Andy Schrock and Kyro lmao this is gonna be great. They even put Vinnie Bahn’s crusty ass in this

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #67 on: June 16, 2021, 08:54:07 AM »
But but but aren’t Aaron kyro and Andy shrock pro??😂😂😂

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #68 on: June 16, 2021, 08:56:24 AM »
is it going to be on zoom or somthing ?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #69 on: June 16, 2021, 08:57:53 AM »
I am now imagining a Desarmo vs Kyro game or something like that aha

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« Reply #70 on: June 16, 2021, 09:15:35 AM »
For a second I was starting to think that they were going to have the balls to put Fetty Potter in the bracket.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #71 on: June 16, 2021, 09:29:49 AM »
Stoked for Spencer Barton. His videos are pretty cool.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #72 on: June 16, 2021, 09:58:10 AM »
who here has actually been influenced by said influencers? youtube kooks would be more apt.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #73 on: June 16, 2021, 10:31:45 AM »
Is Degros in their? He's the man

The rest can fuck off
I want to fight you so badly richard
Please give me your address ill make it my life goal to punsh your face in

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #74 on: June 16, 2021, 10:53:44 AM »
This is gonna expose a lot of those Influencers. Those games are going to be the most hideous, styleless, slopfests BUT I’m excited to see it. It’s something different and having the 4 brackets is a dope idea.

The icons bracket should be pretty heavy, hopefully they have Busenitz in it. I don’t care if he even wins a game, I just wanna see him go faster than everyone.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #75 on: June 16, 2021, 10:56:46 AM »
Seriously hoping to see Jamie vs Jonny. Bound to see some very interesting tricks go down.

Is Degros in their? He's the man

The rest can fuck off

Ben'll win every match by psyching his opponent out by insinuating that they might be skating the wrong trucks for their deck. There's no way they'd just let him roll in and stomp everyone like that.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #76 on: June 16, 2021, 11:00:54 AM »
Cool to see my buddy Shane Boyer in it. He's low key pretty good at games of skate

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #77 on: June 16, 2021, 11:07:51 AM »
really smart and grifty of them to only have influencers play each other so they can’t all get bounced in the first round. gotta keep them insta views up xenu needs all the likes he can get

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #78 on: June 16, 2021, 12:11:14 PM »
really smart and grifty of them to only have influencers play each other so they can’t all get bounced in the first round. gotta keep them insta views up xenu needs all the likes he can get

It is smart but it’s also kinda disappointing. The floor needs to be wiped.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #79 on: June 16, 2021, 12:40:28 PM »
What do you say on a Slap signature?

I DON"T KNOW!

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #80 on: June 16, 2021, 02:32:10 PM »
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What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round
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I hope he plays Aaron Kyro, professional skateboarder from the San Francisco Bay Area.
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Pretty sure that dude is just the Chris Gaines to Kyro's Garth Brooks
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Also no Doug Brown, shit is rigged

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #81 on: June 16, 2021, 04:54:39 PM »
But aren’t Aaron kyro and Andy shrock pro??😂😂😂
I mean… Yes(?) but not really.
It’s a bit of a grey area when you turn yourself pro.
They def belong in the YouTube kookegory.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #82 on: June 16, 2021, 05:38:18 PM »
Here's the cringe bracket.

https://youtu.be/GdtX4AnmqOY

I watched this, and besides making my skin crawl, it means that I'm now getting braille ads. Fuck 
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #83 on: June 16, 2021, 06:22:07 PM »
They letting CK in this?  Can’t be bothered to investigate further due to that influencer video.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #84 on: June 16, 2021, 06:48:52 PM »
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But aren’t Aaron kyro and Andy shrock pro??😂😂😂
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I mean… Yes(?) but not really.
It’s a bit of a grey area when you turn yourself pro.
They def belong in the YouTube kookegory.
They’re not pro. They’re not even an. Shit they’re aren’t even flowed. They’re old washed up dudes that were never good enough to make it who capitalize on little children through this new age market of youtube. The fact that the berries is doing this only shines a light on how little money they have and sheer desperation to gather more. If this doesn’t work a gofundme is coming soon

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #85 on: June 16, 2021, 06:53:55 PM »
They letting CK in this?  Can’t be bothered to investigate further due to that influencer video.

That would be awesome but it most likely isn’t happening. He definitely wrote the Berries off years ago.

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« Reply #86 on: June 16, 2021, 06:59:14 PM »
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They letting CK in this?  Can’t be bothered to investigate further due to that influencer video.
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That would be awesome but it most likely isn’t happening. He definitely wrote the Berries off years ago.

Why would he have beef with the Berrics though?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #87 on: June 16, 2021, 07:44:11 PM »
5 Revive skaters

yikes.

there are some dudes on that list i would like to see well still though

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« Reply #88 on: June 16, 2021, 07:49:14 PM »
This is going to be the entertainment I've been deprived of...  Since the pandemic hit I basically stopped watching all sports.

If this was like 6 years ago I'd give Aaron Kyro a chance at quarterfinals. He built his career by filming tutorials for every flatground trick, and if you've watched any of his videos he usually learns stuff within a matter of tries, but he's too old now to really go that far.

I've seen a lot of YT comments saying how John Hill will go far, but I don't know... I've never seen him do a hardflip back 180 or whatever that trick everyone does is.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #89 on: June 16, 2021, 08:05:54 PM »
Wonder why versace plug isn't on this, I'm sure they would've asked him right? Maybe he said no.

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