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Re: BATB12
« Reply #30 on: June 14, 2021, 05:37:57 PM »
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2021, 05:46:13 PM »
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What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round
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I hope he smokes everyone in the most ridiculous pair of shoes (those fucking eS remastered runners) just so I can watch slap implode.

He’s already been training

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQBu7LjAxMf/?utm_medium=copy_link

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #32 on: June 14, 2021, 05:54:22 PM »
I’ve got followers, Steve. Can you milk me?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #33 on: June 14, 2021, 07:13:39 PM »
Remember when they hyped up Pros vs Joe’s and then half of the Joe’s turned out to be trash at flat ground because they did weird stupid shit, but couldn’t land the basics? It’s going to be that, except more of it this time.
Very true…aside from the fact joe won.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #34 on: June 14, 2021, 07:16:45 PM »
Hopefully PJ shows up in éS and fucks everybody up

This would be amazing

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #35 on: June 14, 2021, 07:19:09 PM »
I only hope that the final is Ronnie Creager vs PJ Ladd

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #36 on: June 14, 2021, 07:32:05 PM »
Hope the influenzas take it

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #37 on: June 14, 2021, 07:37:33 PM »
…And I hope Bullberry Harry skates in those 3D printed Crocs.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #38 on: June 14, 2021, 07:52:09 PM »
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What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round
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I hope he smokes everyone in the most ridiculous pair of shoes (those fucking eS remastered runners) just so I can watch slap implode.
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He’s already been training

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQBu7LjAxMf/?utm_medium=copy_link

What the fuck....I’ve never heard of this dude and I want him to disappear just from watching that clip. Like, the get imploded by Doctor Manhattan-type of disappear. Fuck me.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #39 on: June 14, 2021, 08:04:54 PM »
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What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round
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I hope he plays Aaron Kyro, professional skateboarder from the San Francisco Bay Area.

Pretty sure that dude is just the Chris Gaines to Kyro's Garth Brooks

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #40 on: June 14, 2021, 08:22:59 PM »
if caine gayle isn't in this i don't give a fuck

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #41 on: June 14, 2021, 08:43:05 PM »
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What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round
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I hope he smokes everyone in the most ridiculous pair of shoes (those fucking eS remastered runners) just so I can watch slap implode.
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He’s already been training

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQBu7LjAxMf/?utm_medium=copy_link
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What the fuck....I’ve never heard of this dude and I want him to disappear just from watching that clip. Like, the get imploded by Doctor Manhattan-type of disappear. Fuck me.

Jesus Christ. He look's like something a 10 year old would create on Tony Hawk.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #42 on: June 14, 2021, 09:31:12 PM »
Hope they at least don’t reads the rules. So unnecessary at this point.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #43 on: June 14, 2021, 09:41:04 PM »
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I actually used to kind of like batb because I get to see how a pro I like do their particular fs shuvs, kickflips, bs 360s etc... so for me it was getting to see how Busenitz might do a trick he normally might not ever film like a nollie inward heel or something.
Anyways that commercial was dumb and battle at The Emerics is way cooler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK1Mh_2MQls&t=9s
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Thanks for reminding me about this. Coolest shit ever seeing Heath pull out fakie 540 flips, nollie/regs back 3 flips, 3 heels etc. This was rare as hell

Still so cool. Best b/s flips too.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #44 on: June 14, 2021, 10:08:00 PM »
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What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round
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I hope he smokes everyone in the most ridiculous pair of shoes (those fucking eS remastered runners) just so I can watch slap implode.
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He’s already been training

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQBu7LjAxMf/?utm_medium=copy_link

I will admittedly watch it. Mostly to witness this kid with exoskeleton shoes biff a kickflip. No no-complies either, bitch.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #45 on: June 14, 2021, 11:01:52 PM »
is there a word for disgusted but cant look away? or like, excited/aroused by disgust, anger, and self abuse? there ought to be a word for that by now.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #46 on: June 14, 2021, 11:31:39 PM »
Wow, they're really riding that horse to death

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #47 on: June 14, 2021, 11:48:39 PM »
how bout another slides and grinds?
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #48 on: June 15, 2021, 02:43:56 AM »
is there a word for disgusted but cant look away? or like, excited/aroused by disgust, anger, and self abuse? there ought to be a word for that by now.

Morbid curiosity?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #49 on: June 15, 2021, 03:00:15 AM »
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is there a word for disgusted but cant look away? or like, excited/aroused by disgust, anger, and self abuse? there ought to be a word for that by now.
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Morbid curiosity?

Exactly that! I´m going to watch a couple of games and then i´m going to be stockholm-syndromed into watching the rest. 

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #50 on: June 15, 2021, 03:54:56 AM »
idk i dont hate this

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #51 on: June 15, 2021, 04:15:13 AM »
Hope they at least don’t reads the rules. So unnecessary at this point.

While I agree, That’s beera’s time to shine, ain’t no way he’s cutting it.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #52 on: June 15, 2021, 04:28:21 AM »
Blueberry Perc30 boutta win the whole shit skating in triple S balenciagas.

I’m not the berties market so I don’t care either way, but the worst part about BATB is 100% Yoon Suul. Even if he’s just sitting in the crowd cheering and constantly doing that re-do hand single.



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Re: BATB12
« Reply #53 on: June 15, 2021, 05:18:03 AM »
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What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round
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I hope he plays Aaron Kyro, professional skateboarder from the San Francisco Bay Area.
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Pretty sure that dude is just the Chris Gaines to Kyro's Garth Brooks

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #54 on: June 15, 2021, 06:12:40 AM »
So when the idiotic influencers play one another will there be multiple filmers and film crews?  Will the influencers be running around with a mic on and interviewing themselves while playing skate?  This is going to be horrible.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #55 on: June 15, 2021, 06:23:13 AM »
Is Booberry Larry an influencer or a Joe?
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #56 on: June 15, 2021, 06:44:44 AM »
Really curious to see who are going to be the icons. Koston, Mike Vallely... who else?

Would be interesting to see Jonny Giger skating and if he can really do those crazy tricks of his channel consistently. He could beat anyone with those.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #57 on: June 15, 2021, 06:44:57 AM »
put me in, coach.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #58 on: June 15, 2021, 06:59:42 AM »
You gotta be at least curious to know what they're going to put out

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #59 on: June 15, 2021, 07:03:54 AM »

Snarky gray haired old coot portraying young hip vibrant "it" guy. Ugghhhh