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Re: BATB12
« Reply #330 on: June 25, 2021, 08:04:40 PM »
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The fact the Revive dudes may or may not show is insulting seeing as their entire shtick/business is a carbon copy of the Berrics... Just with shittier skaters.

Steve should've just invited the Braille people. They seem way less kooky.
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What’s the difference?  Seriously?  A bunch of dudes that could not be am much les pro having a YouTube channel talking with kids and acting like they’re legitimately professional?  They all suck donkey balls and I don’t mean to offend donkeys.

I dunno... I used to enjoy some of the Braille videos about 3-4 years ago... I've never enjoyed a Revive video. Weird vibes from Andy Shrock. Seems like an angry guy underneath his outward appearance.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #331 on: June 25, 2021, 08:14:11 PM »
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The fact the Revive dudes may or may not show is insulting seeing as their entire shtick/business is a carbon copy of the Berrics... Just with shittier skaters.

Steve should've just invited the Braille people. They seem way less kooky.
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What’s the difference?  Seriously?  A bunch of dudes that could not be am much les pro having a YouTube channel talking with kids and acting like they’re legitimately professional?  They all suck donkey balls and I don’t mean to offend donkeys.
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I dunno... I used to enjoy some of the Braille videos about 3-4 years ago... I've never enjoyed a Revive video. Weird vibes from Andy Shrock. Seems like an angry guy underneath his outward appearance.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #332 on: June 25, 2021, 08:17:15 PM »
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The fact the Revive dudes may or may not show is insulting seeing as their entire shtick/business is a carbon copy of the Berrics... Just with shittier skaters.

Steve should've just invited the Braille people. They seem way less kooky.
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What’s the difference?  Seriously?  A bunch of dudes that could not be am much les pro having a YouTube channel talking with kids and acting like they’re legitimately professional?  They all suck donkey balls and I don’t mean to offend donkeys.
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I dunno... I used to enjoy some of the Braille videos about 3-4 years ago... I've never enjoyed a Revive video. Weird vibes from Andy Shrock. Seems like an angry guy underneath his outward appearance.
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did you like the glass deck or the one with nails the best?

Actually the one where they skate a door is pretty good.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #333 on: June 26, 2021, 01:13:41 AM »
I imagine Ishod vs. Carlos will take like 40 minutes. Can't see either of them lose.

And damn, that Rodney story. I will push switch 10 miles right now.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #334 on: June 26, 2021, 03:49:22 AM »
I imagine Ishod vs. Carlos will take like 40 minutes. Can't see either of them lose.

And damn, that Rodney story. I will push switch 10 miles right now.
If my memory is correct, all the berries games I’ve seen Ishod in, he doesn’t last very long.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #335 on: June 26, 2021, 03:59:14 AM »
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I imagine Ishod vs. Carlos will take like 40 minutes. Can't see either of them lose.

And damn, that Rodney story. I will push switch 10 miles right now.
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If my memory is correct, all the berries games I’ve seen Ishod in, he doesn’t last very long.

Ishod skates in contests with one foot out the door. If he fucks up he be like "yeah I was just fooling' around anyway. you all know i'm the best, I don't need this shit".
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #336 on: June 26, 2021, 06:48:46 AM »
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The fact the Revive dudes may or may not show is insulting seeing as their entire shtick/business is a carbon copy of the Berrics... Just with shittier skaters.

Steve should've just invited the Braille people. They seem way less kooky.
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What’s the difference?  Seriously?  A bunch of dudes that could not be am much les pro having a YouTube channel talking with kids and acting like they’re legitimately professional?  They all suck donkey balls and I don’t mean to offend donkeys.
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I dunno... I used to enjoy some of the Braille videos about 3-4 years ago... I've never enjoyed a Revive video. Weird vibes from Andy Shrock. Seems like an angry guy underneath his outward appearance.
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did you like the glass deck or the one with nails the best?
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Actually the one where they skate a door is pretty good.
contemplating braille or revives worthless semantics is like choosing to pee out a marble or shit out a softball. why bother

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #337 on: June 26, 2021, 07:16:03 AM »
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I imagine Ishod vs. Carlos will take like 40 minutes. Can't see either of them lose.

And damn, that Rodney story. I will push switch 10 miles right now.
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If my memory is correct, all the berries games I’ve seen Ishod in, he doesn’t last very long.
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Ishod skates in contests with one foot out the door. If he fucks up he be like "yeah I was just fooling' around anyway. you all know i'm the best, I don't need this shit".
Yeah definitely, which adds to why I wouldn’t expect Carlos to lose or for the game to last very long.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #338 on: June 26, 2021, 07:16:49 AM »
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I imagine Ishod vs. Carlos will take like 40 minutes. Can't see either of them lose.

And damn, that Rodney story. I will push switch 10 miles right now.
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If my memory is correct, all the berries games I’ve seen Ishod in, he doesn’t last very long.
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Ishod skates in contests with one foot out the door. If he fucks up he be like "yeah I was just fooling' around anyway. you all know i'm the best, I don't need this shit".

fine by me since he keeps pumping out footy in video parts and IG. seriously one of the best IG accounts to follow, skating-wise
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #339 on: June 26, 2021, 08:07:15 AM »

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #340 on: June 26, 2021, 08:43:03 AM »
that was awful
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #341 on: June 26, 2021, 09:11:55 AM »
Slow n low

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #342 on: June 26, 2021, 09:18:36 AM »
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #343 on: June 26, 2021, 09:30:58 AM »
https://youtu.be/mAW1xNYSXlM

That was fucking brutal. They are missing fucking kickflips.
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« Reply #344 on: June 26, 2021, 09:32:49 AM »
Koston is a way bigger dork than Berra

Everyone gives Berra stick on her but honestly he doesn't bother me at all.

When I see Koston I see one of my once heros pissing on my childhood with his dork antics. He makes me hate myself.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #345 on: June 26, 2021, 09:33:53 AM »
Was rooting for Evon, used to skate with him here n there back in the day when he was just a lil youngster so I had some favoritism towards him, but damn he got smoked. He looked so foreign on his board. Fool definitely got a bad case of the jitters.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #346 on: June 26, 2021, 10:15:19 AM »
Koston is a way bigger dork than Berra

Everyone gives Berra stick on her but honestly he doesn't bother me at all.

When I see Koston I see one of my once heros pissing on my childhood with his dork antics. He makes me hate myself.


When Koston does interviews in documentaries, he is so damn normal. It’s only when he’s on IG or Berrics where he has that persona. Don’t get why he needs to do that unless the younger generation just totally relates to that shit.

 
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #347 on: June 26, 2021, 10:21:57 AM »
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Koston is a way bigger dork than Berra

Everyone gives Berra stick on her but honestly he doesn't bother me at all.

When I see Koston I see one of my once heros pissing on my childhood with his dork antics. He makes me hate myself.
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When Koston does interviews in documentaries, he is so damn normal. It’s only when he’s on IG or Berrics where he has that persona. Don’t get why he needs to do that unless the younger generation just totally relates to that shit.
Yeah, I generally find him pretty normal and level-headed (I remember him laughing and brushing off Jimmy Arrighi breaking his balls about Berra and Zenu), but he does seem to spaz on Insta and be a dork on the Berrics (which I never watch). I find Berra insufferable, he wants everything to be overdramatic and the spotlight.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #348 on: June 26, 2021, 10:39:03 AM »
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I imagine Ishod vs. Carlos will take like 40 minutes. Can't see either of them lose.

And damn, that Rodney story. I will push switch 10 miles right now.
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If my memory is correct, all the berries games I’ve seen Ishod in, he doesn’t last very long.
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Ishod skates in contests with one foot out the door. If he fucks up he be like "yeah I was just fooling' around anyway. you all know i'm the best, I don't need this shit".

Or maybe... you know... he's just not the best. But you can't say that in here can you?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #349 on: June 26, 2021, 11:38:41 AM »
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I imagine Ishod vs. Carlos will take like 40 minutes. Can't see either of them lose.

And damn, that Rodney story. I will push switch 10 miles right now.
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If my memory is correct, all the berries games I’ve seen Ishod in, he doesn’t last very long.
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Ishod skates in contests with one foot out the door. If he fucks up he be like "yeah I was just fooling' around anyway. you all know i'm the best, I don't need this shit".
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Or maybe... you know... he's just not the best. But you can't say that in here can you?
It’s pretty obvious that Ishod doesn’t give a fuck about winning contest. He always just does the tricks that he wants and isn’t calculated like all those contest dudes. Even when he won that street league recently he was skating it like it was just another day at the park. Also fuck that Tyler Peterson kid he has the ultimate hit face.

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« Reply #350 on: June 26, 2021, 12:10:30 PM »
During battle in the berries 11 I heard ishod was playing so I went to watch and he was super late because he was buying a couch or some shit. That’s how much he cares

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #351 on: June 26, 2021, 12:13:25 PM »
Andy Anderson, I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #352 on: June 26, 2021, 12:16:10 PM »
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I know it's a meme, but literally, who?

Watch it man. It's brutal. Can't even land kickflips or 360 flips.

I'm sure any skater walking by that warehouse... On a good day, could walk in off the street and do just as good or better
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« Reply #353 on: June 26, 2021, 12:19:17 PM »
”’Joes’ just basically means ’Ams’” what the fuck are the ”Ams” bracket then, Berrics proteges?

For a few years now I’ve had no interest in watching the BATBs but then suddenly Mike Mo mentioned it in the 9club and alluded to some type of ”Masters” category kind of and I got an unexplainable urge to start following this again. The amount of random people involved might get old real quick though…
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #354 on: June 26, 2021, 12:19:43 PM »
Koston is a way bigger dork than Berra

Everyone gives Berra stick on her but honestly he doesn't bother me at all.

When I see Koston I see one of my once heros pissing on my childhood with his dork antics. He makes me hate myself.

Thankfully I've never seen anybody give Berra stick on her.

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« Reply #355 on: June 26, 2021, 12:20:50 PM »
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I know it's a meme, but literally, who?
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Watch it man. It's brutal. Can't even land kickflips or 360 flips.

I'm sure any skater walking by that warehouse... On a good day, could walk in off the street and do just as good or better
Isn’t Evon going to be in the Olympics as well?
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« Reply #356 on: June 26, 2021, 12:23:53 PM »
Koston is a way bigger dork than Berra

Everyone gives Berra stick on her but honestly he doesn't bother me at all.

When I see Koston I see one of my once heros pissing on my childhood with his dork antics. He makes me hate myself.

Koston is a dork, Berra is a kook. Dorks are harmless, altough socially off-putting for some.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #357 on: June 26, 2021, 12:37:11 PM »

The blonde kid has an ok style. I actually thought his switch double kickflip looked pretty good.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #358 on: June 26, 2021, 02:04:47 PM »
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2 games a weekend with 64 skaters
how long will this take

64 skaters means 32 games
Those 32 winners play 16 games
Those 16 winners play 8 games
Those 8 winners would play 4 games

Then the final four go into the finals weekend

So at this pace if I’m going to add the games leading to the finals
32 + 16 + 8 + 4 = 60 games

Divide 60 by 2 since it’s 2 games per weekend
That’s 30 weeks

So if it’s 30 weeks till the finals
Finals should commence in mid January 2022
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #359 on: June 26, 2021, 02:17:47 PM »
didn't get the vibe anyone really cared. don't feel the magic yet...
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