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Re: BATB12
« Reply #450 on: July 01, 2021, 08:56:15 AM »
sunny came on and i was like 'that's a pretty shit necklace'

then the other dude came on and i was like 'but in retrospect...'

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #451 on: July 01, 2021, 09:56:05 AM »
lil man and his bird chest. put on a shirt kid

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #452 on: July 01, 2021, 10:03:40 AM »
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Has Berra ever played?
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He played Heath in BATB3 and Heath did tricks he knew would fuck with Berra and make him miserable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0VTowb6hbc
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Wow Heath and Borra have really awkward slams in this match.
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When do you think the last time Berra actually skated?
Was it this match? Missed a pressure flip & said “Fuck it, I’m going back to acting…”?

Bold choice, especially considering the last time he acted he got smoked by a bus.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #453 on: July 01, 2021, 11:06:03 AM »
The fuck happened to that kid's jawline?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #454 on: July 01, 2021, 11:11:16 AM »
 The Asian guy with the long hair seems to have disappeared.

The filmer / hype guy
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #455 on: July 01, 2021, 11:38:33 AM »

I am bothered by Erry's stance on one foot back 360s, doing them is the classic 90's way doesn't make it a different trick, brian lotti would just call that a bs 360.

https://youtu.be/r40REAFPR54

Cole at 2:00 does a way more crispy back 3 one foot

I have often been a little annoyed with Cole's style, but damn it looks cool whenever he does a trick fakie frontside!

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #456 on: July 01, 2021, 11:48:56 AM »
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Where the hell do they get THEIR names for the tricks?

What the fuck is a nollie bigspin frontside 180 heelflip
Caption that shit as nollie big inward and call it a day
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Nollie big inward is way more wrong lmao
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why? Why the fuck would it be a frontside bigspin heelflip? What the shit is wrong with you
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because it's literally a nollie fs bigspin with a heelflip? lol not sure what you're seeing
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I would call it something with inward in it too but the backside ones big heel for sure
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pointless trick name arguments are one of my fave kinds of pointless argument.

i would it a nollie big inward, i am fine with fs nollie big heel (as long as fs is emphasized) but 'nollie big spin frontside heelflip' is trrrrraaaaasssssshhhhhh.

No no no it’s a nollie 180 360 inward heelflip.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #457 on: July 01, 2021, 11:56:29 AM »
How old is that blackberry dude? He looks about 30 which is disconcerting

Off topic but I'd love to see a reality series where Berra and Heath live together in small apartment
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #458 on: July 01, 2021, 12:03:29 PM »
Both those kids sound like little whiny turds. This entire shit sucks. Hope it’s the last one ever.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #459 on: July 01, 2021, 12:40:14 PM »
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lil man and his bird chest. put on a shirt kid
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would go great with some fallens

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #460 on: July 01, 2021, 12:56:16 PM »
How old is that blackberry dude? He looks about 30 which is disconcerting

Off topic but I'd love to see a reality series where Berra and Heath live together in small apartment

The few stories about Heath during the Emerics mansion time were always great. Like the bat in the attic.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #461 on: July 01, 2021, 01:05:09 PM »
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How old is that blackberry dude? He looks about 30 which is disconcerting

Off topic but I'd love to see a reality series where Berra and Heath live together in small apartment
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The few stories about Heath during the Emerics mansion time were always great. Like the bat I’m the attic.

Lol what's that story ?
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #462 on: July 01, 2021, 02:33:11 PM »
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How old is that blackberry dude? He looks about 30 which is disconcerting

Off topic but I'd love to see a reality series where Berra and Heath live together in small apartment
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The few stories about Heath during the Emerics mansion time were always great. Like the bat I’m the attic.
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Lol what's that story ?

It was along the lines of him being in is room 24/7 , only being awake at night- (all that night footage he seemed so fond of) and emerging from his bedroom  only for food / reheat pizza.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #463 on: July 01, 2021, 10:43:43 PM »
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So ribs man is basically a non-barrier version of Deer Man
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I don't know what the fuck we're talking about and I'm too afraid to ask
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For once you won't be rewarded with some weird Lemonparty Meat Spin shit.

Deer Man of the Dark woods is some crust/barrier skater from Vancouver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWAQMUe1veQ
I like how the thread went from Berra’s Cult to Barrier Kult in just a few posts here.
Excellent work here, PALS.
More of this sort of craftiness & you’ll see yourselves riding high on the gnar train.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #464 on: July 01, 2021, 11:19:37 PM »
The fuck happened to that kid's jawline?

Micrognathia is a thing, not sure if that is the case here.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #465 on: July 02, 2021, 06:44:17 AM »
At the rate these games are dropping... we won't know the winner until 63 weeks from now!

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #466 on: July 02, 2021, 07:17:03 AM »
That’s a smart move, every week it guaranties a good amount of views for 2 videos and some for the 2 videos preparing the game. Since it seems like they are struggling to stay relevant, at least this keeps a regular audience to their videos. Most people under 25 don’t know the berrics outside of the battle of the berrics so they understood that they better milk that cow for views

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #467 on: July 02, 2021, 07:56:17 AM »
At the rate these games are dropping... we won't know the winner until 63 weeks from now!
At 64 weeks in total, this is less of a Battle than it is a full on, protracted, war.
Already yawning over here, just thinking about the duration of it.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #468 on: July 02, 2021, 07:58:36 AM »
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How old is that blackberry dude? He looks about 30 which is disconcerting

Off topic but I'd love to see a reality series where Berra and Heath live together in small apartment
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The few stories about Heath during the Emerics mansion time were always great. Like the bat I’m the attic.
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Lol what's that story ?
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It was along the lines of him being in is room 24/7 , only being awake at night- (all that night footage he seemed so fond of) and emerging from his bedroom  only for food / reheat pizza.



There's also the story of the TM telling him to make an effort to connect with the younger guys so he took Bryan Herman to a romantic comedy matinee on his motorcycle.


At least I like to think it was a romantic comedy.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #469 on: July 03, 2021, 08:26:58 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMznsZUGHF8

who the hell is the announcer dude. he annoys the fuck out of me

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #470 on: July 03, 2021, 08:34:13 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMznsZUGHF8

who the hell is the announcer dude. he annoys the fuck out of me

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #471 on: July 03, 2021, 08:35:27 AM »
Of course Burberry sucked

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #472 on: July 03, 2021, 08:41:09 AM »
Of course Burberry sucked

When I saw him not pop the kickflip and the fakie flip, I knew Sunny had him

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #473 on: July 03, 2021, 08:42:01 AM »
That’s a smart move, every week it guaranties a good amount of views for 2 videos and some for the 2 videos preparing the game. Since it seems like they are struggling to stay relevant, at least this keeps a regular audience to their videos. Most people under 25 don’t know the berrics outside of the battle of the berrics so they understood that they better milk that cow for views

They’re definitely not struggling to stay relevant. They average 100k views per video (minus those wack ass gaming vids that perform incredibly poorly compared to their other content.) they are definitely not struggling to stay relevant pulling those numbers. Berra talks shit on youtubers, but he is a youtuber at this point.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #474 on: July 03, 2021, 08:46:11 AM »
What the fuck where those outfits?
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #475 on: July 03, 2021, 08:53:22 AM »
next time the homie lands a flatground trick, I will give him my most serious handshake.

how can people 360 shuv but not kickflip? must be a age thing.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #476 on: July 03, 2021, 08:54:29 AM »
What the fuck where those outfits?

I think sunny wore that new supreme invisible camo shirt.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #477 on: July 03, 2021, 08:54:52 AM »
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Of course Burberry sucked
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When I saw him not pop the kickflip and the fakie flip, I knew Sunny had him

Yeah bro

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Dunno if it’s his babylegs or his big ass shoes but something about his skating makes me feel ill and it’s more than the outfits and hair

There’s a video of him on YouTube skating and he’s dressed like fresh I suppose but looks sick as, on some furby shit, dudes cooked himself
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #478 on: July 03, 2021, 09:13:33 AM »
Worst game yet.  That is saying a lot considering they’ve had some horrible games over the years. This one was just awful

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #479 on: July 03, 2021, 09:27:18 AM »
Worst game yet.  That is saying a lot considering they’ve had some horrible games over the years. This one was just awful

I enjoyed it other than the announcer. because burberry losing in the first round was all I wanted out of this BATB