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Re: BATB12
« Reply #630 on: July 08, 2021, 12:45:25 PM »
I like chris chann, there I said it. I used to watch him 6 years ago when I got into skating. I did not know anything about skate stuff, exept Girl and Chocolate because when I was 13 a guy called Rudy showed me the Yeah Right intro with Biebel and the invisible kicker. Ten min after that he showed me a porn and said "I bet you got a boner don't you aha". Good times.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #631 on: July 08, 2021, 01:38:19 PM »
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Batb 12 < this thread
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yeah forreal. i look more forward to this thread being updated than i do the actual games of skate being posted

I'm so excited for the Olympics thread on here, it's gonna be a shit show



I like chris chann, there I said it. I used to watch him when 6 years ago when I got into skating. I did not know anything about skate stuff, exept Girl and Chocolate because when I was 13 a guy called Rudy showed me the Yeah Right intro with Biebel and the invisible kicker. Ten min after that he played me a porn and said "I bet a got a boner don't you aha". Good times.

Yo dj run that back

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #632 on: July 08, 2021, 02:04:17 PM »
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Batb 12 < this thread
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yeah forreal. i look more forward to this thread being updated than i do the actual games of skate being posted
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I'm so excited for the Olympics thread on here, it's gonna be a shit show



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I like chris chann, there I said it. I used to watch him when 6 years ago when I got into skating. I did not know anything about skate stuff, exept Girl and Chocolate because when I was 13 a guy called Rudy showed me the Yeah Right intro with Biebel and the invisible kicker. Ten min after that he played me a porn and said "I bet a got a boner don't you aha". Good times.
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Yo dj run that back

Just in case, Rudy was a year older than me, not an old guy. That would have been way weirder. I realized I made so many typos, I am tired

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #633 on: July 08, 2021, 04:07:09 PM »
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Batb 12 < this thread
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yeah forreal. i look more forward to this thread being updated than i do the actual games of skate being posted
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I'm so excited for the Olympics thread on here, it's gonna be a shit show



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I like chris chann, there I said it. I used to watch him when 6 years ago when I got into skating. I did not know anything about skate stuff, exept Girl and Chocolate because when I was 13 a guy called Rudy showed me the Yeah Right intro with Biebel and the invisible kicker. Ten min after that he played me a porn and said "I bet a got a boner don't you aha". Good times.
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Yo dj run that back
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Just in case, Rudy was a year older than me, not an old guy. That would have been way weirder. I realized I made so many typos, I am tired

I remember being in high school, freshman year on the track team. we were on a trip, the other people in the hotel room put on a porno, then made fun of me for having a boner. like wtf its a pretty natural reaction lol

im not sure how this is BATB related but i love where this thread has gone lol

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #634 on: July 08, 2021, 04:16:11 PM »
Ten mins after that he played me a porn

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #635 on: July 08, 2021, 05:04:20 PM »
Did you guys end up exploring each other's bodies?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #636 on: July 08, 2021, 05:51:01 PM »
chris chann is cool and i hope he does well, he's pretty fucken good at flatground

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #637 on: July 09, 2021, 07:44:50 AM »
Chris Chann is somewhat an unfortunate name in this internet driven age (yeah, I'm pretty late on the ball for this joke).

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« Reply #638 on: July 09, 2021, 07:58:48 AM »
Chris Chann is somewhat an unfortunate name in this internet driven age (yeah, I'm pretty late on the ball for this joke).


what's going on w/ that necklace? seems like some kind of deranged mash-up of the pokemon character pikachu and SEGA mascot sonic.

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« Reply #639 on: July 09, 2021, 08:00:56 AM »
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Chris Chann is somewhat an unfortunate name in this internet driven age (yeah, I'm pretty late on the ball for this joke).

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what's going on w/ that necklace? seems like some kind of deranged mash-up of the pokemon character pikachu and SEGA mascot sonic.
That's exactly what it is. It's Chris Chan's "original" character Sonichu.

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« Reply #640 on: July 09, 2021, 08:44:45 AM »
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Chris Chann is somewhat an unfortunate name in this internet driven age (yeah, I'm pretty late on the ball for this joke).

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what's going on w/ that necklace? seems like some kind of deranged mash-up of the pokemon character pikachu and SEGA mascot sonic.
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That's exactly what it is. It's Chris Chan's "original" character Sonichu.

This was the only Chris Chan I was aware of until today. Guess I really am becoming out of touch

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #641 on: July 09, 2021, 09:34:57 AM »
4 battles so far and the guy on the left side of the youtube thumbnail won every time.
Pretty sure the next 2 battles will be the same (Chris Chann and Becker Dunn)

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #642 on: July 09, 2021, 01:26:54 PM »
4 battles so far and the guy on the left side of the youtube thumbnail won every time.
Pretty sure the next 2 battles will be the same (Chris Chann and Becker Dunn)
Now THAT is some meth-level observation. You are clearly the PAL we need keeping an eye on these shenanigans.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #643 on: July 09, 2021, 03:17:12 PM »
they'd better pick up the fuckin pace with these games. we have 57 games left so 28 more weeks plus finals night build up. kill me.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #644 on: July 09, 2021, 03:39:39 PM »
if you don't pay attention to the weird voice over and dramatization of the game throught music and all, this was pretty tight game of skate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlTVSw-bjJE&ab_channel=SLS

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« Reply #645 on: July 09, 2021, 08:18:21 PM »
they'd better pick up the fuckin pace with these games. we have 57 games left so 28 more weeks plus finals night build up. kill me.

Doesn't seem like they're gonna speed up anything. Probably running some analytics week to week. Don't want to mess up the spreadsheets.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #646 on: July 10, 2021, 04:06:21 AM »
Wake me up when it's time for Stevie Williams vs Ronnie Creager. The only battle I'm interested in. Although, this thread is pretty funny so will probably follow it daily anyway. SLAP >>>>>>>>>>>>> The Borrocs

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #647 on: July 10, 2021, 04:09:23 AM »


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #648 on: July 10, 2021, 06:50:09 AM »
if you don't pay attention to the weird voice over and dramatization of the game throught music and all, this was pretty tight game of skate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlTVSw-bjJE&ab_channel=SLS

the dashawn vs prod battle at the end was fucking amazing.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #649 on: July 10, 2021, 08:45:06 AM »

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #650 on: July 10, 2021, 08:47:23 AM »

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #651 on: July 10, 2021, 09:31:30 AM »
When Chris missed his first kickflip I literally shouted out loud “You beat Chris fucking Cole come on”
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #652 on: July 10, 2021, 09:33:55 AM »
Chris was so damn nervous, he's gonna smoked next round if he skates like that again lol

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #653 on: July 10, 2021, 09:57:26 AM »
is it the first time someone misses/get a letter on a kickflip in BATB ? i think it might

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #654 on: July 10, 2021, 10:02:24 AM »
is it the first time someone misses/get a letter on a kickflip in BATB ? i think it might

Can't remember games from previous years but that Burberry kid got a letter on a kickflip last week

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #655 on: July 10, 2021, 10:04:11 AM »
I really wish they didn’t still read the rules.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #656 on: July 10, 2021, 10:10:00 AM »
Here's a theory:  By missing a kickflip and exclaiming "A KICKFLIP", he was trying to gain core cred by doing a PJ WHL homage.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #657 on: July 10, 2021, 10:12:08 AM »
When Chris missed his first kickflip I literally shouted out loud “You beat Chris fucking Cole come on”

I was thinking he must have a tweaked ankle or something. That's what happened to Nate Sherwood during the original es game of skate VS koston.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #658 on: July 10, 2021, 10:31:45 AM »
I really wish they didn’t still read the rules.
I always thought it was an excuse for Borra to get more camera time, but now the rules are being read by some randoms.

It’s even dumber now that Joslin won BATB11 on a trick with multiple offensive toe drags

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #659 on: July 10, 2021, 10:36:12 AM »
I can't believe they still mention the "no malto manual shit". it was like an inside joke from a single game about 4 years ago and wasn't even funny at the time. It's so embarrassing to still hear it
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