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Re: BATB12
« Reply #690 on: July 11, 2021, 12:17:04 PM »
Extra points granted for reverse death blows
take what small comfort there may be left
seize what you love and damn all the rest

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #691 on: July 11, 2021, 12:18:50 PM »
Good job by Burberry refereeing! On olympics?
heard he’s announcing the next rick owens catwalk

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #692 on: July 11, 2021, 12:39:47 PM »
Crazy it took 14 years for the Impossible/360 shove loophole to get closed.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #693 on: July 11, 2021, 12:46:03 PM »
Crazy it took 14 years for the Impossible/360 shove loophole to get closed.

Now we can move on to billionaires paying zero taxes.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #694 on: July 11, 2021, 12:47:56 PM »
Crazy it took 14 years for the Impossible/360 shove loophole to get closed.

Really wondering how they're gonna do that. Deciding what's a proper impossible and what isn't is straight forward, but what about the 3shuvs? If i try to do an impossible and fail, a weird 360shuv happens and my backfoot kind of leaves the board, but not fully. I always call it the possible and hate it. But a lot of people actually do their 3shuvs like that it seems.
Maybe only count the exaggerated front foot catch with your back foot behind the tail?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #695 on: July 11, 2021, 03:27:24 PM »
“plug black Monday season 3”

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #696 on: July 11, 2021, 04:22:20 PM »
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Crazy it took 14 years for the Impossible/360 shove loophole to get closed.
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Now we can move on to billionaires paying zero taxes.

changing berrics rules can only do so much

unless there is a "opponent must kill bezos and redistribute his money in order to successfully defend against a kickflip" or something

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #697 on: July 11, 2021, 04:56:48 PM »
too many twinks competing i can't watch this shit

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #698 on: July 11, 2021, 05:43:55 PM »
too many twinks competing i can't watch this shit

At some point you must accept your station as a retired twink and make way for the up-and-comers.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #699 on: July 11, 2021, 05:52:31 PM »
too many twinks competing i can't watch this shit

Yeah let's get some beefcakes in here

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #700 on: July 11, 2021, 06:05:46 PM »
A three shuv with a little back foot contact is still a three shuv. If the board gets dangerously vertical and your nuts are risk, that’s an impossible.
Don’t dip your head in or your board will end up behind you

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #701 on: July 11, 2021, 08:04:52 PM »
Berra with the drunk uncle vibes

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #702 on: July 11, 2021, 08:20:30 PM »
Berra with the drunk uncle vibes
The “dunkle” you never asked for, but some how wound up with.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #703 on: July 11, 2021, 08:36:45 PM »
New rule: Impossibles gotta look like Deedz's impossibles, if not they're just 350 Shuvvits

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #704 on: July 11, 2021, 09:12:02 PM »
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Berra with the drunk uncle vibes
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The “dunkle” you never asked for, but some how wound up with.

Drunkle texting skate moss at 2 am “you up?”

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #705 on: July 12, 2021, 07:36:37 AM »
Berra over editor's shoulder while watching playback of footage:

"OK keep my entire speech in. I don't care if it's two minutes. The people have to know. It stays. Also, make sure you can hear me exclaim something after every trick. It sets the tone and conveys the energy in the room. Like keep me mic'd up. OK. The ending speech too. That stays as well. OH BLACK MONDAY BLACK MONDAY. We need to plug Black Monday. Nice. Time to upload!!"

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #706 on: July 12, 2021, 04:45:35 PM »
Berra over editor's shoulder while watching playback of footage:

"OK keep my entire speech in. I don't care if it's two minutes. The people have to know. It stays. Also, make sure you can hear me exclaim something after every trick. It sets the tone and conveys the energy in the room. Like keep me mic'd up. OK. The ending speech too. That stays as well. OH BLACK MONDAY BLACK MONDAY. We need to plug Black Monday. Nice. Time to upload!!"
As far as wardbrobe is concerned, I'm just gonna wear the free zip up Showtime sent me that I've been sleeping in. That and some aqua socks with cargo shorts. Going for a kind of out of work Navy Seal vibe. But keep the camera on me as much as humanly possible!
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #707 on: July 12, 2021, 07:54:54 PM »
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Crazy it took 14 years for the Impossible/360 shove loophole to get closed.
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Really wondering how they're gonna do that. Deciding what's a proper impossible and what isn't is straight forward, but what about the 3shuvs? If i try to do an impossible and fail, a weird 360shuv happens and my backfoot kind of leaves the board, but not fully. I always call it the possible and hate it. But a lot of people actually do their 3shuvs like that it seems.
Maybe only count the exaggerated front foot catch with your back foot behind the tail?
You’ll know an impossible when you see it.
Everything else is a 360 shuv

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #708 on: July 12, 2021, 07:55:12 PM »
How is there not a huge Ross® banner hanging up in the Berrics yet?   I've got a feeling that's where most of these Cariumas are gonna end up.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #709 on: July 13, 2021, 02:50:41 AM »
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too many twinks competing i can't watch this shit
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Yeah let's get some beefcakes in here

Nick Dompierre vs all of the influencers at once


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #710 on: July 13, 2021, 03:04:40 AM »
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too many twinks competing i can't watch this shit
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Yeah let's get some beefcakes in here
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Nick Dompierre vs all of the influencers at once



What the hell


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #711 on: July 13, 2021, 08:36:22 AM »
He just needs to push it a little harder and he'll age gracefully like this.

fuck poutine we eat pussy out here.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #712 on: July 13, 2021, 01:23:52 PM »

Jimmy Carlin, I had happily forgotten about him.


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Re: BATB12
« Reply #713 on: July 13, 2021, 02:10:39 PM »
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Jimmy Carlin, I had happily forgotten about him.

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Dude used to be on some like “land everything perfect and robotic as fuck” type shit, like similar to the P-Rods and Mike Mos of the late 00s as far as style goes, just one of those types of skaters, but then got all fat and lazy and shitty out of nowhere. Just one of those cases where I think the industry and all the ins and outs of it just wore him out and and he got burnt out and it made him not give a shit anymore. Well, either that or booze.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #714 on: July 13, 2021, 03:23:00 PM »
I have a feeling this is going to be the last batb and perhaps the end of the berrics. As soon as hypebeast is tired of carrying them.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #715 on: July 13, 2021, 03:59:33 PM »
I have a feeling this is going to be the last batb and perhaps the end of the berrics. As soon as hypebeast is tired of carrying them.

Yeah I feel Borra is going to hire Logan Paul and Mikey Alfred to make a Hollywood Blockbuster titled, Battle at the Berrics: The Kickflips Just Kept Rotating

Starring: Malto Manual Shit, Zion Wright, and for some reason Aaron Kyro

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #716 on: July 14, 2021, 12:00:44 AM »
I have a feeling this is going to be the last batb and perhaps the end of the berrics. As soon as hypebeast is tired of carrying them.

Hopefully, to be honest, I'm pretty surprised that BATB is gettin that much attention in general and on slap specifically

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #717 on: July 14, 2021, 01:27:38 AM »
I love BATB. However most of these B Rabbit looking motherfuckers I don't give a shit about. Bring back Mike Mo v Shane.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #718 on: July 14, 2021, 01:35:31 AM »
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I have a feeling this is going to be the last batb and perhaps the end of the berrics. As soon as hypebeast is tired of carrying them.
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Hopefully, to be honest, I'm pretty surprised that BATB is gettin that much attention in general and on slap specifically

Please just love a good car wreck.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #719 on: July 14, 2021, 11:44:19 AM »
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I have a feeling this is going to be the last batb and perhaps the end of the berrics. As soon as hypebeast is tired of carrying them.
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Hopefully, to be honest, I'm pretty surprised that BATB is gettin that much attention in general and on slap specifically

I think mainly because BATB had some good shit in the past, there is the hope of some gold skate battle in a sea of bullshit