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Re: BATB12
« Reply #780 on: July 17, 2021, 05:22:20 PM »
Steve turn the AC on. Malton out here gettin sweaty on it.

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« Reply #781 on: July 17, 2021, 05:38:17 PM »
That game had me entertained.

A rule stating no double flips until literally every regular/switch and bs/fs 180 variation of everything is done would be nice - something along those lines anyway.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #782 on: July 17, 2021, 05:46:55 PM »
Sean vs Torey just goes to show that the most people who think their hometown hero or fav insta skater should be pro, aren’t pro for a reason.

I don't know if literally everyone thinks this is a stupid comment or just me considering Malto was my "hometown hero" who should be pro lol.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #783 on: July 17, 2021, 08:03:45 PM »
Torey was razor sharp and clear eyed.  I'm looking forward to his next part.  I think this is the first video of Malto where he doesn't mention KC.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #784 on: July 17, 2021, 08:23:42 PM »
Felt like staged fake game, would not be surprised if it really is

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #785 on: July 17, 2021, 08:25:34 PM »
Sweaty men doing sweaty men things.

Were those half cabs torey was wearing?

I will always find it fascinating that in the middle of doing a bunch of tricks I could never hope to land in a million years, these guys seem to have trouble with varial flips while my trifling, never-was ass was rifling them off in my driveway when I was 14. 

I thought it was funny that the first thing Torey said after the game was how he hated doing all those tricks, haha.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #786 on: July 17, 2021, 09:18:40 PM »
I half paid attention through the entire Malto T Puds game during my lunch break...

Biggest takeaway for me was being surprised they both haven't fallen off completely ... I also enjoyed the trick selection of fakie, nollie, half cabs, and big spins. You know those kind of basic tricks I could maybe actually do.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #787 on: July 17, 2021, 10:52:03 PM »
That game had me entertained.

A rule stating no double flips until literally every regular/switch and bs/fs 180 variation of everything is done would be nice - something along those lines anyway.

JFC why

the rules are already like six pages long

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #788 on: July 17, 2021, 11:01:50 PM »
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That game had me entertained.

A rule stating no double flips until literally every regular/switch and bs/fs 180 variation of everything is done would be nice - something along those lines anyway.
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JFC why

the rules are already like six pages long

I had to look up JFC. I thought you might've meant "just for clarification", but you mean "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" to which I say, ease up big fella.

I guess the reason I suggest this loose idea of a rule in a hypothetical context is just that I think if you're gonna put rules to a game of skate it'd probably be more tasteful if you had to do a switch backside flip before you did double flips.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #789 on: July 17, 2021, 11:26:48 PM »
Steve turn the AC on. Malton out here gettin sweaty on it.

That place is looking stuffy as hell, get a big ass overhead fan going in there before someone suffocates
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #790 on: July 17, 2021, 11:49:07 PM »
Torey had an incredible regular backside flip and incredible half cab flip that looked almost like it never left his foot and popped six decks high.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #791 on: July 18, 2021, 12:10:49 AM »
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Steve turn the AC on. Malton out here gettin sweaty on it.
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That place is looking stuffy as hell, get a big ass overhead fan going in there before someone suffocates

Torey is way too committed to the beanie.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #792 on: July 18, 2021, 05:37:25 AM »
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Sean vs Torey just goes to show that the most people who think their hometown hero or fav insta skater should be pro, aren’t pro for a reason.
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I don't know if literally everyone thinks this is a stupid comment or just me considering Malto was my "hometown hero" who should be pro lol.
That’s why I specified “most” and not “everyone”.
Maybe I also should have specified that I meant currently in 2021, kids who see the best dudes at their local park who are unknown or have lots of followers but don’t actually skate for any companies.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #793 on: July 18, 2021, 08:27:16 AM »
Felt like staged fake game, would not be surprised if it really is

I thought the same when it started with no crowd.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #794 on: July 18, 2021, 08:31:39 AM »
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #795 on: July 18, 2021, 08:41:19 AM »
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #796 on: July 18, 2021, 08:46:35 AM »
I'm really hoping round 2 has some better games.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #797 on: July 18, 2021, 08:47:59 AM »
Any behind the scenes footage?? After the staged prod/ribeiro match I wouldn't be surprised if berras down to just fake it

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #798 on: July 18, 2021, 08:52:27 AM »
I need a trick tip on how to kickflip like Kelvin. That shit was beautiful.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #799 on: July 18, 2021, 08:55:29 AM »
Milder failing all those quarter pipe tricks was just too funny

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #800 on: July 18, 2021, 09:02:59 AM »
I need a trick tip on how to kickflip like Kelvin. That shit was beautiful.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #801 on: July 18, 2021, 09:03:06 AM »
Kickflip back lipping a double kink is easier than skate I guess.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #802 on: July 18, 2021, 09:31:10 AM »
Milfy Mrs Midler! Looks like an older Nora in a good way.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #803 on: July 18, 2021, 09:54:46 AM »
Brave move bringing your attractive mom to a competition almost exclusively watched by teenaged boys and manchildren. 

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #804 on: July 18, 2021, 10:12:54 AM »
i cant believe i was rooting for the dude in the cariuma t shirt. but midler is cringe incarnate. why was he doing extra tricks just to fail them miserably.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #805 on: July 18, 2021, 10:28:41 AM »
Holy shit midler blew it

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #806 on: July 18, 2021, 10:50:50 AM »
Anyone have a guess as to what pants Torey or Malto were wearing? Those looked nice.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #807 on: July 18, 2021, 11:06:27 AM »
Midler wearing Jordans and wondering why he can't land flip tricks.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #808 on: July 18, 2021, 11:29:36 AM »
is anyone more annoying than Alex Midler?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #809 on: July 18, 2021, 12:46:27 PM »
Alex is beyond cringe i found myself rooting for the cariuma bagchaser
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