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[conqueso]

is anyone more annoying than Alex Midler?

nope

[Cuban_Lynx]

Midler wearing Jordans and wondering why he can't land flip tricks.

Same dude who landed the back 3 down Sunset Car Wash in fuzzy canary yellow Dunks.

[Madam, I'm Adam]

Why does the signage for that fake storefront read "Koston's Computer"? Did someone forget to make "Computer" plural?

That's all I got. The Malto Pudwill game was fun to watch as well.

[KGB]

I knew it was going to be over quick when the Diddler had to get his girl on the camera. He seems like he try's too hard.

[JANUS]

I knew it was going to be over quick when the Diddler had to get his girl on the camera. He seems like he try's too hard.

You mean his mom?

[Mariatorresflores]

Milder failing all those quarter pipe tricks was just too funny

I'd say the fact that they threw those shots into the edit says something, even the berrics' taking low key shots at him now.

When I saw it was Midler vs. Hofler and the vid was 5 mins I already knew Hofler dusted him, kooky shoes and all.

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is anyone more annoying than Alex Midler?

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nope

If only "Man-child" wasnt already taken.

[boogs]

Brave move bringing your attractive mom to a competition almost exclusively watched by teenaged boys and manchildren.

Super cute but I don’t know if it would be worth it dealing with her children

[KGB]

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I knew it was going to be over quick when the Diddler had to get his girl on the camera. He seems like he try's too hard.

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You mean his mom?

That's the one HAHA

[jakeumms]

For Midler's Mom!

[TreBombMartin]

Glad they showed Midler kook himself trying to do a lip trick then hit the flat ground trick but bailing twice on lip tricks.

[big_kev_215]

Nothing like watching Midler get bodied by Kevin Hefner - a man I did not know existed until I watched both SLS Unsanctioned’s in their entirety when I was hungover one day

[TheDingus]

Heard he was charging 200 to come watch him lose.

[banksandledges]

I only watched the Malto vs Pudwill game and I’m glad I did. Wow.

[swanronson]

Bett midler got smoked. Not a fan of that dude but have to admit the kink rail flip back flip he did was nuts.

[Diamond_Dallas_Pudge]

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That game had me entertained.

A rule stating no double flips until literally every regular/switch and bs/fs 180 variation of everything is done would be nice - something along those lines anyway.

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JFC why

the rules are already like six pages long

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I had to look up JFC. I thought you might've meant "just for clarification", but you mean "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" to which I say, ease up big fella.

I guess the reason I suggest this loose idea of a rule in a hypothetical context is just that I think if you're gonna put rules to a game of skate it'd probably be more tasteful if you had to do a switch backside flip before you did double flips.

Bro double flips arent hard move your front foot a little further back. People like you are why i always start my game of skate with them.

Why should i give you respect in a game of skate with tastefull tricks only for you to set switch regular fakie and nollie shuvs...

[matty_c]

Because, cunt

[Giza Butler]

I'm glad that Real dropped Midler before it was too late.

[SneakySecrets]

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That game had me entertained.

A rule stating no double flips until literally every regular/switch and bs/fs 180 variation of everything is done would be nice - something along those lines anyway.

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JFC why

the rules are already like six pages long

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I had to look up JFC. I thought you might've meant "just for clarification", but you mean "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" to which I say, ease up big fella.

I guess the reason I suggest this loose idea of a rule in a hypothetical context is just that I think if you're gonna put rules to a game of skate it'd probably be more tasteful if you had to do a switch backside flip before you did double flips.

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Bro double flips arent hard move your front foot a little further back. People like you are why i always start my game of skate with them.

Why should i give you respect in a game of skate with tastefull tricks only for you to set switch regular fakie and nollie shuvs...

I bet people are lined up around the block to play the first trick double flip guy in skate.

[formula420]

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That game had me entertained.

A rule stating no double flips until literally every regular/switch and bs/fs 180 variation of everything is done would be nice - something along those lines anyway.

[close]

JFC why

the rules are already like six pages long

[close]

I had to look up JFC. I thought you might've meant "just for clarification", but you mean "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" to which I say, ease up big fella.

I guess the reason I suggest this loose idea of a rule in a hypothetical context is just that I think if you're gonna put rules to a game of skate it'd probably be more tasteful if you had to do a switch backside flip before you did double flips.

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Bro double flips arent hard move your front foot a little further back. People like you are why i always start my game of skate with them.

Why should i give you respect in a game of skate with tastefull tricks only for you to set switch regular fakie and nollie shuvs...

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I bet people are lined up around the block to play the first trick double flip guy in skate.

Heath did fakie double against daveed early on in their match. Just throwing that out there.

[Abyss1]

Nothing like watching Midler get bodied by Kevin Hefner - a man I did not know existed until I watched both SLS Unsanctioned’s in their entirety when I was hungover one day

Dudes good, followed him for a while before he fucked his leg and was out for a while.  Boring ass game tho, only made it halfway through.

[RoaryMcTwang]

This combined with the xgames best trick makes two Midler ego tantrums I’ve watched today. If I didn’t know I was doing it for Midler I might consider this day wasted.

[RichardBarkley]

This combined with the xgames best trick makes two Midler ego tantrums I’ve watched today. If I didn’t know I was doing it for Midler I might consider this day wasted.

What's his xgames tantrum?

That was embarrassing for him alright. The quarter pipe tricks were presumably an attempt to save face and he fucked them up too.

[Miller92]

This combined with the xgames best trick makes two Midler ego tantrums I’ve watched today. If I didn’t know I was doing it for Midler I might consider this day wasted.

the way he acted at the end of x games was even more cringe than the BATB game. dude is a fucking kook

[captaindoody]

I thought Alex was a little guy ? His body proportions are weird . Went from tweety to monster tweety

[rawbertson.]

lol might as well say no switch tricks allowed til all the regular tricks have been done either then 

[natenola forever]

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This combined with the xgames best trick makes two Midler ego tantrums I’ve watched today. If I didn’t know I was doing it for Midler I might consider this day wasted.

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the way he acted at the end of x games was even more cringe than the BATB game. dude is a fucking kook

Yeah what was up with the sending text messages between tricks, then the 2 times he leaves his dumb hat where everyone is landing and he's acting out to his friends in the stands. def weird. But seriously can't be off your instagram for 15 minutes

[HeavyAndExpensive]

Which even was it where he bailed a trick towards the end of a run and just laid there for like 12 seconds. If you're gonna skate the contest, skate the damn thing. He laid on his back like a defeated tool

[lucascbn]

was that kid wearing Prada pants? Middler starter pack would funny, besides some radical stuff he's done, dude is just annoying af

[Mantracker]

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This combined with the xgames best trick makes two Midler ego tantrums I’ve watched today. If I didn’t know I was doing it for Midler I might consider this day wasted.

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the way he acted at the end of x games was even more cringe than the BATB game. dude is a fucking kook

He was skating the same shoes in each event, so part of me thinks batb and xgames were close after his birthday party that he sold tickets to and was just hungover as balls for both events. he looked mad sweaty and shifty eyed, far more so than the other skaters

He gave up on each run when he didn't land a trick and just wrote off his run completely. Since when does he expect himself to win every event? Has he ever won a major contest?

[Lowcalcium]

Ms. Midler for the win. I'd do the ol' horizontal spin with her any day.

I'd give her a boneless but those aren't allowed because of Xenu