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Re: BATB12
« Reply #990 on: August 07, 2021, 09:03:06 AM »
I never heard of this guy before, but even I could call myself stanceless, if  I had like 2 tricks in my book.

What a cocky way to loose in the first round.

I hope chris makes it to the finals

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #991 on: August 07, 2021, 09:09:23 AM »
If we’re going through 100 rules before every match, we might as well add one about no double flips until at least 15 other tricks have been landed.

Can’t believe Skate Goat missed a fakie heel, that’s like one of a dozen tricks I haven’t lost since high school. Also, I love how they misspelled his name after every letter.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #992 on: August 07, 2021, 09:13:33 AM »
Smooth brain spotted  ???
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #993 on: August 07, 2021, 09:23:54 AM »
If we’re going through 100 rules before every match, we might as well add one about no double flips until at least 15 other tricks have been landed.

Can’t believe Skate Goat missed a fakie heel, that’s like one of a dozen tricks I haven’t lost since high school. Also, I love how they misspelled his name after every letter.
There are 2 skate goats Hank: Leandre skates flatground and Leeandre skates transition. Cariuma's environmentalist ideals could disrupt American supply chains, so they had to stop him from taking this eco-friendly communism to the finals. The CIA took out his balance mid-game by trashing his inner ear with a sonic weapon. When he started falling over while pushing they brought in Leeandre, who was confused by the sensory overload caused by leaving Venice Beach for the first time since he was designed in a test tube.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #994 on: August 07, 2021, 09:56:47 AM »
leandre skated really badly

double flips at the start, like really?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #995 on: August 07, 2021, 09:59:30 AM »
Smooth brain spotted  ???

Right! Who reads the comments section of a modern day BATB?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #996 on: August 07, 2021, 10:18:49 AM »
Easy night out for Chris. He didn’t even need a shuv it late flip.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #997 on: August 07, 2021, 10:52:03 AM »
Joslin cleaned up there well deserved after those early double flips, that's not cricket!

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #998 on: August 07, 2021, 11:08:25 AM »
Berra is simply intolerable at this point, dude's got no honest friends that's for sure.

The goat guy going straight to goofy-ass tricks was embarrassing, shame on you man. Maybe he just wanted to be able to tell his friends "I gave Joslin a letter once" before he got wrecked.

How bout Get Out After That

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #999 on: August 07, 2021, 11:20:33 AM »
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1000 on: August 07, 2021, 11:27:08 AM »
That Leandre Sanders kid has an absolutely terrible style. It was hard to watch

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1001 on: August 07, 2021, 11:28:21 AM »
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It's Cool Jazz thank you very much sir
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1002 on: August 07, 2021, 12:00:00 PM »
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 double flips at the start of the game?
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Didn't expect anything else haha
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He got tripped up on those double flips


double flips at the start
You guys are stupid. Why bother doing basic tricks you might miss when you know your opponent will land 100% of the basics first try?

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1003 on: August 07, 2021, 12:19:14 PM »
Looks like Chris has been drinking too many Red Bull’s lately.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1004 on: August 07, 2021, 12:22:51 PM »
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 double flips at the start of the game?
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Didn't expect anything else haha
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He got tripped up on those double flips
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You guys are stupid. Why bother doing basic tricks you might miss when you know your opponent will land 100% of the basics first try?

he was also incapable of landing the basics anyway

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1005 on: August 07, 2021, 12:33:22 PM »
I see nothing wrong with doing double flips early.
Chris usually lands the double flips in BATB anyway.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1006 on: August 07, 2021, 12:41:35 PM »
Why is Borra holding an unopened can of drink
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1007 on: August 07, 2021, 12:45:23 PM »
Why is Borra holding an unopened can of drink
cause he's drunk!

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1008 on: August 07, 2021, 12:46:00 PM »
lmao^. also that sw ollie was so cringe. sit the fuck down sk8gote.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1009 on: August 07, 2021, 02:13:34 PM »
Damn, Berrics poster boy and they can’t even spell his name right? Even chase has given up on that place.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1010 on: August 07, 2021, 02:37:40 PM »
Definitely not  game of Skategoat

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1011 on: August 07, 2021, 05:58:54 PM »
Berra posted cringe

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1012 on: August 07, 2021, 10:15:12 PM »

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1013 on: August 07, 2021, 10:29:58 PM »
Berra is simply intolerable at this point, dude's got no honest friends that's for sure.

The goat guy going straight to goofy-ass tricks was embarrassing, shame on you man. Maybe he just wanted to be able to tell his friends "I gave Joslin a letter once" before he got wrecked.

How bout Get Out After That

I recently binge watched a heap of old games and every single game with Berra as a ref or whatever was painful to the point of being unwatchable.




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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1014 on: August 07, 2021, 11:38:24 PM »
Imagine how sick of a career Le’andre could've had he stayed that vague "whoa, who is this guy?" Venice local. Gone from being one of Erik Ellington's favourite skaters  and likely to get on Death Wish to a Berrics guy. Not only that, they couldn't even spell his name right.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1015 on: August 07, 2021, 11:57:36 PM »
Imagine how sick of a career Le’andre could've had he stayed that vague "whoa, who is this guy?" Venice local. Gone from being one of Erik Ellington's favourite skaters  and likely to get on Death Wish to a Berrics guy. Not only that, they couldn't even spell his name right.

Whoever decided on the nickname "skategoat" ruined this kid's career. there is no other option than to hate someone with an arrogant ass nickname like that with zero cred to back it up.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1016 on: August 08, 2021, 12:17:28 AM »
'skategoat' skating like he should be in the fucking 'influencers' bracket.
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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1017 on: August 08, 2021, 01:46:12 AM »
Was gonna second the notion that Le'andre fucked up with the whole Berrics association but then checked his Insta. Solid amount of followers that should earn him some buck. I mean, I’d prefer if he had kept the mystery alive, posted confusing clips and never talked about his stance, but if the kids love him I suppose it’s a viable path to take. Assuming the Berra conglomerate has successfully tapped into the Braille market by now, that is.

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1018 on: August 08, 2021, 03:44:25 AM »
That was... Embarrasing

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Re: BATB12
« Reply #1019 on: August 08, 2021, 07:09:28 AM »
Imagine how sick of a career Le’andre could've had he stayed that vague "whoa, who is this guy?" Venice local. Gone from being one of Erik Ellington's favourite skaters  and likely to get on Death Wish to a Berrics guy. Not only that, they couldn't even spell his name right.


I had kind of forgotten that the persona you talk about here is actually the same guy.

That whole PRod game and the idea that he can choose his stance to vary between games is a farce.

I’ve watched enough of his footage to say he could claim being stanceless and can see only two logical ways his inclusion in BATB should be handled :

1. He picks a stance (goofy or regular) as his regular stance and the opposite is deemed his switch stance for the entirety of the games.

2. He matches the foot placement of each opponent instead of their individual concepts of regular and switch. - i.e: Chris Cole sets a kickflip left foot forwards, he does the same left foot forwards . Nyjah sets a right foot forwards bs flip. Then the goat has to do the same trick right foot forwards.

I’ve probably thought about this too much seeing as he got rightly shat on by an almost casual Joslin.